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Nan Eleven

It's the free one!

It’s all true - the nans were planning up to forty nine elevens. We talk about the wave of (largely) pensioner arrests this weekend and what it means for civil liberties, the homelessness minister doing a landlord whoopsie, and then we read an article about what it’s like to be gentrified out of your neighbourhood as a 0.1%er.

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Comments

I swear to god they said Granny Nine Eleven like 10 times and never actually landed on Nan Eleven. I have never been so edged in my life 😫🥵

hoolio

A Fritzel reference and Milo wasn’t even there 😩

Matthew McKenzie

Zone of Compound Interest is a banger

Man2quilla

Rosebud.

Elsie Hupp

Or do what that family in India did and just build a single-family skyscraper.

Elsie Hupp

Why can’t Mark Zuckerberg just buy the Hearst castle? Or Alcatraz? Build a copy of Versailles in wine country? All these seem like modest and decent options compared to the charade he’s carrying out in Palo Alto.

Elsie Hupp

Oh cool, Mark Zuckerberg is turning into either Osama bin Laden or David Koresh—maybe a bit of both.

Allen

‘This is the best Hitman map ever’, I whisper as I rig the statue of Zucks’ wife to fall, mouth first, onto MBS like the crocodile from Hook.

Tom

I 100% support Zuckerberg in building his imperial compound in Palo Alto if the alternative is Hawaii. It’s actual colonialism vs colonialism by analogy.

Jacob King


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