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Golden Orbs and Scarlett Letters feat. Jack Parker

We’ve got trans sex worker and writer Jack Parker on to discuss the strike at the Scarlett Letters bookshop, which you can support here! Also, the first half of the episode is the TF chaos configuration of Milo, Hussein, and November, discussing football’s golden orb and the Trumpworld meltdown over the Epstein case files. 

Check out Jack’s book here!

TF LIVE ALERT You can get tickets for our show at the Edinburgh Fringe festival here!

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A China meiville reference? November rules

Garth Hansen

Linda Yaccarino is just as horrible as Musk and should not be excused simply because she’s a woman

Clean Shirt Piggie

In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, “Is it good, friend?” “It is bitter—bitter,” he answered; “But I like it “Because it is bitter, “And because it is my heart.”

Penwize

it also sounds like she may have criminally violated the lease agreement with the owner of the space, I wonder if that entity will be pressing charges. i understand that the workers wont be, but like. i feel like the landlord is probably not a radical leftist lmao.

C. Riley Hickman

The hand that groks that cradle rules the world...

OvO Hoot

Trump: I like pedophiles who weren't captured.

Martin P

Per Riley's Twitter (@raaleh), Shadow Doge is in draft form and has been playtested at least three times - he has posted photos from two of these playtests. He posted the most recent playtest image today (July 16, 2025) and said: "We are getting dangerously close to this being entirely real. The rule changes between this and the next play test are all minor and related to balancing. That means after one more, we should be ready to open it up to friends and family, and then we'll start getting quotes from [graphic] designers and printers."

Cunoesse

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-fifa-world-cup-chelsea-trophy-b2788819.html

ultramiraculous

The startup was the Club World Cup

Chibigodzilla

Just as a nota bene, by coincidence my book review podcast wizards versus lesbians chose the 17th Aubrey Maturin book to cover, because it features Irish autism-curing powers. That episode is coming out in a month or so if anybody is interested, with the excellent SF author Isaac Fellman as our guest

Kristaps Porzingis

yh i saw Riley and Dan Bongino taking a mental health day together at the spa🧖

K

I’m sorry you can’t have my parents copy of The Commodore, it has great emotional importance to me

Vae may be looking for a longer name

"the boat that Grok'd" flew under the radar so hard and it deserved better

Arthur Sexcrimes

as someone who was at a certain stadium working for a certain major international sports confederation on a certain vanity project competition, may I just say: we know

Arthur Sexcrimes

Can you guys cover the Draughts strike as well? Those guys deserve some love

Jacob Barlow

Apparently the fifa Cup orb is a replica because allegedly he just kept it

Josephine

I hope to see one day a Britainology about F1

etienne

"JD Vance is the type of guy who's upset that Christian Horner left Red Bull" so good lmao

etienne

Dariorb Item

Carley They/Themsen

Hearing you talk about dementia trump the day after his Unabomber Uncle speech is wild

Carley They/Themsen

The White House has just become senility Highlander. As soon as you win the office oooh earth rider just flows into you and twists your brain like a pretzel knot

Noblesse Oblahaj

Orb Item!

BarFly

Episode 6 of noting under every episode that you could create a playpen for the hogs by creating and releasing Shadow Doge as a print-and-play eurogame

3mix2yoo

So it sounds like the bookstore director basically committed a bunch of felony embezzlement?

Elsie Hupp

Odd that Riley needed a mental health break after being forced to watch The In-Betweeners, which he claimed to enjoy!

Shivvy

silence weeb

lil dove

Rare Riley interview where there's actually good ball movement with the mic.

Andrew Davis

I think I saw today that Trump kept the trophy and gave Chelsea a fake.

Camoose

Oh wow I wonder how crazy it is for the description to warn us about Milo/Nova/Hussein going insane. Will report back after I finish

jonah hoff

Important to mention that Trump still has the original trophy. The orb he gave to Chelsea is a replica. He didn't have to give up the orb he was just acting like that because he was at another kid's birthday and was sad he wasn't getting any toys.

Z

Keep it to bsky plz

12345

Milo calling the Epstein files Trump’s first coverup is kind of insane. But that was blown out of the water by November saying that Trump has “become Joe Biden” for reasons she doesn’t understand. “[Trump] is a widely hated, increasingly doddering, pro war sex criminal. […] And I don’t know how that happened.” What the fuck are you talking about? Those statements are as true now as they were at the time of the election. You guys used to pretend that Joe Biden was the old one and that wasn’t a problem for Trump, but you understand how time works, right? November may as well have said Trump’s gotten older and no one knows how. Not a great EP, I ran out of patience before the interview.

dog barking

TF Antifa UKIP "Mass Deportations Tour" dates 2025: Glasgow- 26th of July Liverpool- 23rd of August Newcastle- 27th of September London- 25th of October Tommy & his boys are planning to be in London on the 13th of September. Don't let those cunts take our streets.

Jack Georgeou

The only golden orbs I'm interested in are Okarun's testicles.

Ben Schwabe

I take joy in watching the girls fight for the moment, though.

hill

This MAGA base split with Trump over the Epstein stuff is going to fall off, because the base only cares about Trump continuing to do the racism et al. As much as they say otherwise, they’re perfectly fine with pedophiles as long as they hurt the right people.

hill

I am getting big charity shop tyrant vibes from this industrial dispute. There seems to be a certain type of person, who quickly see their organization as their fiefdom and quickly lose sight of their ostensible aims.

Michael Kelliher

Out of curiosity, anyone here ever see the film "Cold Comfort Farm". Pretty good movie, but notably it features lots of Kate Beckinsale saying "The golden orb..." in voiceover, if that's your thing.

vercingix

This interview was amazing. Thank you as always Riles and Nova. Also I hope to donate to Jack's coop after my next payday.

Lilli of the bog

Hussein’s “A little bit of lore for whoever’s updating my Wikifeet” just passed without acknowledgement and I want to acknowledge that was very funny.

David Mogolov

sequel to the animated movie Heavy Metal where only the most foolish and callow world leaders conspire to possess the Loc-Nar

MI

I was just gonna point that out. The reporting is that he’s keeping the original, and they made a replica for Chelsea. How does he keep getting away with this shit?!?

Brian Taulbee

New plan: we cut a deal with Trump that he stops the 4th Reich shit, and we give him the props from the Phantasm movies.

James Rule

Waiting for the Italian grok mention & bestemmione - fyi

lol nope

Great Man theory of senility: people don't age, the spirit of Biden infiltrates their bones

Tripp

The 'psychicly damaging british ephemera knowledge' host configuration

Rufus Dean

They don't trust JD Vance around trophies since he broke the college American football trophy.

Tripp

HE KEPT THE ORB!!!!! I REPEAT! DONALD TRUMP KEPT THE ORB!!!

Alex

Eating disorder recovery group

Tecro 47

Skeleton and muscle crew

Tecro 47

The orbs are multiplying.

Matt Hope

I'm orber the moon

chaz_fastcar

NEW ORB EPISODE (EPISORB) DROPPED, SOUND THE ORB CLAXON

Ada


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