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Riley, Nova, and Hussein talk about the trials and tribulations of trying to give every job in the world to a computer, as “Agentforce” fails to materialise, discuss Jan Marsalek (finally), and look at a terrible new startup. Also, a new Political Son rises… and this one is a soundcloud rapper.

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LIL PUMP N DUMP is such a good line

Elek Tolman

COLLISSION COURSE FUCKING RULES >:(

Man2quilla

November shaking head like J.K. Simmons: “Namibia. … Namibia?”

Oliver Elliott

We love a comment with a good citation.

Alistair SM J

This is good to know before I have a meeting with Salesforce sales people

Lauren Bird

Y’all need to a Le Carré novel for Left on Read

Mizzen

Very 2021 vibes on this episode

Uriah Wilson

My last day at my job before the AI takeover, being handed a letter opener and told to do the honorable thing while my TL stands over me with a paper cutter...

James Rule

but see Jaden Smith and Chet Hanks for rap nepo babies

Tristan Ryan

Pedant's corner: Donald Glover's dad was not acclaimed actor Danny Glover Dad was a postal worker, mom ran a daycare

Tristan Ryan

I don't know why I'm shocked by the Lutnik thing, but I thought one of the innovations of capitalism, was creating ownership structures that prevented idiot sons from tanking large concerns. You give the idiot sons shares and a no show seat at the Board and let them soundcloud. The fact the partners of Cantor Fitzgerald agreed to this, seems kind of symbolic of how closed off and scoleric the elite has become. Good times ahead

Michael Kelliher

I just like the idea that the ultimate result of the AI revolution is a lot of accidental grocery orders for all the members of Slipknot.

Nah

It's totally insane - that's what the Meiji Restoration was! Famously that consolidated hierarchy even rebuilt itself after the relative economic levelling of World War II! On the other hand, the "wandering Salaryman Ronin" did more or less happen after the bubble crash shredded the graduate-to-retirement corporate lifetime employment thing, it's what the movie Tokyo Sonata is about.

Nah

Missed opportunity: Bushid.io

Armored brass assault cat

Jan Marsalek alive in Serbia.

Andrew Davis

Unfortunately those mecs are why Riley was cursed to have been born and raised in Ontario, endlessly mocked for claiming it has microclimates. (His family was based in Quebec when it was still the financial hub.)

Andrew Davis

The reason that one agent ordered eggs sent to an address in Des Moines is probably because Microsoft has an enormous number of their Azure cloud data centers in the Des Moines metro, implying I think one of two things - either the computer thinks that all of its users/colleagues are also just computers living in Des Moines, or the bot was trying to scam customers to order itself some delicious eggs

James Slegers

Weird episode to listen to as a Kyle that just turned 28 lmao

Sto Berrita

Does this configuration have a name? Brain Trust Cerebro Smarty Pants (I’m American, I know pants means something else over there)

Matthew O'Reilly

Riley continuing to ratchet up the Canadian nationalism until one episode he’s just full on LFQ.

Ryan

A movie I would watch? _Glengarry Greenwald_ A.B.C.: Always Brazilian…?

Elsie Hupp

It is somewhat reassuring that despite Musk's best efforts Grok ends up being somewhat normal. I can imagine it saying "I know you told me to find a way to fix the world by killing the poors, but I found a more efficient strategy that does not kill the poors". Mitchell and Webb were the Nostradami (?) of our time with the amount of stuff they foresaw.

Serkles

crabs and eggs

Shivvy

Trashfuture have been bought out by the house of Saud and you can tell because they've all bought Neumann tube mics

Pat Biss

Justin Trudeau's son is also a SoundCloud rapper lmao

Dave Ison

I find a samurai indispensable in modern business

John Leavitt

I forgot we were getting the song at the end

cassady

"The samurai couldn't rebrand" has gotta be one of the worst Japanese history takes I've ever heard. Which is crazy, because the rest of the list is mainly Japanese PMs lying about WWII.

Atticus Ludwig

He's just a Chełmer who got turned around on his way to the coast

Ijon Tichy

good it just didn’t update the comments that’s reassuring

Nina

Fun fact, IBM did something similar to Salesforce. IBM was bundling their AI bloatware in with their mainframe license agreements¹. There was a whole securities fraud suit brought against them for it. Mostly l just think it's funny that mainframes are profitable, AI is not. [1] https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/18/ibm_sued_securities_fraud/

Ijon Tichy

I'll be glad to let you know about my Camjam experiment this year. Trashfuture is one of the few pods that hold up under the scrutiny of audiophile grade headphones that I assume were reasonably priced because I refused to look. I won't name names other that to praise Nate, but there are very high budget productions that sound like N64 games look.

Jan

The Ecstasy of Kyle is my favorite Ennio Morricone track!

Rufus M. Grapefruit

where is everyone

Nina

first! (really?)

Nina

Yay new trashfuture :D

AmeliaaaaAAA

Niche Banderite faction who consider *both* Galicias to be rightful Ukrainian territory

marilyn

I thought you were talking about more Portuguese/Iberian news when you started riffing on Galicia. I forget there’s also a Ukrainian Nazi version of Galicia

Hm

I wasn't expecting the new Succession season to drop. Now there's two Roman's

Ryan Brown

the cantor fitzgerald pentarchy consists of CF Rome, CF Constantinople, CF Antioch, CF Alexandria, and CF Jerusalem

marilyn

How'd this mattress store get here

Liz and Ash at UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA!!

TF and NGNM undergoing a kind of convergent evolution in the way that things keep evolving into crabs.

Ryan


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