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Mega Dukes feat. Patrick Wyman

It’s time for another examination of historical parallels with lessons for our own time - today Patrick Wyman joins the gang to discuss the late Byzantine empire… a state with such a self referential, cosseted elite that they found themselves sprinkling imperial procession routes with rose water while their entire society crumbled from the outside in. Also, getting caught red handed in the metaverse, the Shawinigan Cocktail, and butter is churned into guns.

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Comments

Sorry to disappoint Patrick, but the Germans have been using the HK MG4 and 5 for a while now.

John Her

will your american listeners experience a 50% rate increase

aceofwords

Actually ze German fiscal rule was instrumental in maintaining ze Preis Stabilität which is the most important thing in ze vörld

Furioser Kaktus

Can't believe they talked about turning yourself Turkish without mentioning the SMS Goeben

Charles Simpson

The Staurakios-ation of Dems.

Alistair SM J

Byztie Boys was right there

Josh L

The 'great courses' series by Kenneth harl on the crusades, Byzantium and the ottoman empire are excellent

Himbo Slice

Comrade Trudeau, my people (midwesterners) yearn for poutine

Man2quilla

I just didn't expect Turkish.

James Rule

This was a great Patrick episode (like all the other Patrick episodes)! Always glad to see the Turkish ice cream man too.

Fatticus Inch

The bowstring of the 21st century is a Samsonite case.

Insom

"Hello I am sheikh Ali al Gardian Jurnalist and I would like to do some meta-corruption"

Michael Pettigrew

Same here

Jenny Ash

Big Bhaalspawn

Ijon Tichy

I love it when my favourite shows have a crossover episode.

amusante

*eric adams voice* "brittain is the instanbul of turkey"

Dane Stanley

Presenting the byzantines as static and inflexible and unable to change truly is a completely incorrect way of looking at them. Sure there were times when that was true, but the Roman state retained a great degree of flexibility and dynamism, able to adjust and adapt far better than almost every other contemporary state. They outlasted the premier global powers, not once, but several times, and reformed their administration completely several times.

BoganTheLastard

There are a couple of Canadian made Bourbon-like whiskeys that are excellent quality. They are overpriced, because until now they have been more curiosities than anything, but now in the face of widespread Canadian distaste for anything American, I expect production to rise and prices of these whiskeys to fall. And honestly, they're very good whiskeys. I like Bookers, Blanton, and Pappy best, and while they can't touch pappy (nobody can, lets face reality) they're certainly as good as makers mark, buffalo trace, and are in the same league as Blanton's.

spaced_out_armour

As a Canadian, I can assure you that Nickelback is barely even a war misdemeanour. Canadian war crimes are FAR nastier than mere Nickelback. Even if we just confine ourselves to musical offences, we Have 'Doug and the Slugs', Celine Dion in the armoury, ready and waiting for when a mutherfucker steps up.

spaced_out_armour

The Left on Read team should add "Streams of Gold, Rivers of Blood" by Anthony Kaldellis to their queue. (I won't make fun of the stuff they read instead because I think they should actually read this book.)

Andrew Davis

You're going to have to put more on the table for anyone to take this seriously

Jon W

Banger episode

Peyton Gilbert

Love Patrick, but his understanding of the Byzantines and how their state worked is very flawed and inaccurate

BoganTheLastard

Using Nickleback would be the Canadian equivalent of committing a war crime.

Ryan

I hope Venice takes over Britain

Madison Watson

there is a "1940s blitz" café in my shitty english provincial town

Jack

Ideally a civil service draft

Eric Adams (German)

Service guarantees citizenship

Eric Adams (German)

Fire when ready, Liv!!

Shivvy

Patrick Wyman

Shivvy

It’s a shame you folks up north won’t have any bourbon but it’s a blessing you won’t have any Jim Beam

Petrorenminbi

Upon the death of the father the muskspawn will converge and fight for his legacy. I am not sure if it is funnier imagining it as Highlander or Baldur's Gate. Less collateral damage with the former.

Marc Bosse

Me out loud on the toilet rn: "Oooh, Trashfuture with Patrick Wyman! Hell yeah!"

John

I would kill for a full trump version of sk8r boi, that was anazing

kiwi

So disappointed Riley didn't make a Warhammer mention of the late Byzantine empire

Maple Gladio

They tried to bring back icons, called them NFTs.

Rain

Liv Agar mentioned

Toasty Waffles

Byzantium was led by the first Faded Family, eh? 🤔

Isaiah John

did we not already become turkish what with the rise to power of ex-Grand Vizier and Ottoman failgreatgrandson Boris Yahyoğlu?

marilyn

More like POGtrick Wyman

Jimi Smith


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