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We’re Going to Cherish It feat. Seamus Malekafzali

We talk about the Trump plan to bring stability to the Middle East by building hotels and casinos on top of the mass gravesite of an ethnically cleansed Gaza, and how it’s differences from the Biden plan are largely in its aesthetics. Also, the art of the deal in Ukraine, another cushy job in venture capital for an unqualified natsec goon (democrat), and what do you call a group of three or more people on the Labour Right… a WhatsApp scandal!

Check out Seamus’s writing here!

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We’re Going to Cherish It feat. Seamus Malekafzali We’re Going to Cherish It feat. Seamus Malekafzali

Comments

“Cherish” has been on his brain, he said the same thing about Canada today

Angelo J Sibilio

The quality of life really went downhill after Thatcher killed the dick sucking unions

Noblesse Oblahaj

I…don’t think that’s quite what pig butchering schemes are.

Brian Taulbee

Find me an American public figure with a name as amazing as Ed Balls

Man2quilla

Osama bins Laden, is this anything?

Man2quilla

If they can somehow shoehorn Molly White in there, and have it be a Riley absent, Milo and November led episode, it would be the most peak TF episode

Uriah Wilson

Adelaide mentioned!

Clueless-Bisexual

our boy Rafael Behr has a new carbon-monoxide-poisoned column about how he took solace in the film 'Bridget Jones 4: Mad About the Boy' in the midst of rising authoritarianism. it's truly a delight. (it's not a delight it's yet another infuriating demonstration of the pristine, facile idiocy of this country's elites. nevertheless...) https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/feb/19/donald-trump-bridget-jones-liberal-international-crisis Enjoy.

marilyn

I suspect that I'm more of a dove than the average host / listener / Patreon commenter in the TF universe, but underwriting all this violence for months and then dipping with a terrible deal that in all likelihood won't even be respected, it makes one quite ill. (Thank you for likening this to Afghanistan.)

Andrew Davis

ultimate TF crossover episode with Patrick, Seamas, and Gareth that's about the Orient Express (historical rail line partly in the Middle East)

marilyn

Seamus is easily the equal GOAT guest alongside Patrick Wyman. Can we have an episode with both of them please?

Luke

whoa last year i worked on a couple SBIR grant proposals w/ a data scientist who was doing work for both the navy & walmart 🤔

boo

Ninepeat? Not threepeat squared?

TJ Barke

Cameron didn't butcher the pig... he totally nailed it.

Pilfering Kibble

this scenario is made 5x funnier because according to centrist brainlords interrupting some ghoul's fancy dinner is one of the most morally reprehensible things one can do

marilyn

Is that a bit, I think there's bit potential here

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

Trump making Gaza the 51st State by accident and then accidentally making US Divestment from Israel happen because the IDF angrily bombed the Donald Trump International Frienship Golf and Gambling Resort at Gaza.

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

the propaganda that democracy requires capitalism has worked so well that for some people 'interacting with the market' seems to have become synonymous with all participation in broader society

marilyn

Walton family long plan was to reprogram the drones to win the Battle of the Bulge for real this time -- ZIS TIME ZE PUSH VILL VORK!

Ariane Signalis is the Elster Signalis Fan Club and challenges you to play SIGNALIS without pointing at any of the characters an

I don't know who pointed it out, but it's stuck with me- When AI freaks talk about "democratizing" stuff, they always mean that it will be available to anybody *with money*, not to just any person.

Raymond Price

I think you guys are missing an important variable. All those Palestinians can get jobs working for the Trump resort. “The waiter was incredibly rude and very hairy but I’m glad that he has work. Wait! What did he attach to the underside of our table?”

Phillip Alden

The puddle that makes you gay, vs the Rimming Factory that lays you off

Shivvy

✈️☠️

Shivvy

When the idea of a company existing to limit the hallucinations in military AI is the least worrying part of the episode.

James Rule

This is so heartbreaking, but I'm still riding the glow of Riley's "JD Vance, you are Boeing to be president"

Sparky


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