Museum of Future 9/11s
Added 2025-02-14 09:25:20 +0000 UTCWe go back into the whimsical world of flying cars, and Dubai’s plan to make them largely mandatory by 2026. Also - Riley invents a historical Euro-board game called Shadow Doge, ordinary Americans are given formal permission by the President to get their skin reversed by cartels, and fraud is legal again the world over.
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the healthiest reaction to seeing the characters 9,/,1 & 1.
drednorzt
2025-03-18 20:11:18 +0000 UTCin a weird brain moment, I read the title of this episode as containing a fraction, ie "museum of future nine elevenths." I guess that means I forgot.
d'egg
2025-02-24 18:09:41 +0000 UTCI live in Dubai, and cannot justify it or myself. Everything you say about it is true.
Matthew Petty
2025-02-24 12:56:30 +0000 UTCI'm not even Canadian and I know the lyrics to Barrett's Privateers. This means Canada must grant me asylum I believe.
d'egg
2025-02-23 04:39:50 +0000 UTCextra Canada points for the Leonard Cohen profile pic
d'egg
2025-02-23 04:32:22 +0000 UTCShadow Doge sounds very much like Mistborn: House War, but, so, so much better and longer
Chuck Finnley
2025-02-20 00:22:17 +0000 UTCnova dropping her bg knowledge during this segment is a real parasocial challenge
DB
2025-02-19 21:53:31 +0000 UTCIn Shadow Doge can we play as the Avignon Popes?
Tezzy Pup
2025-02-19 18:18:42 +0000 UTCRiley's idea of "Shadow Doge" is just describing how Merchant Republics work in Crusader Kings lol
Hazel Rafter
2025-02-19 15:09:00 +0000 UTCI propose that gendered competitive sports are inherently a discriminatory product of a hierarchical society. In the USA (and most of the world) the practice of sport as a capitalist experience is a major arm of the patriarchy. Sport is not war, nor business. We have wrought an abomination.
Joshua Hamilton
2025-02-19 00:04:29 +0000 UTCYay Stan Rogers reference finally! Also "couldn't Folker cause they wasn't feeling that Dinglemass."
Mark Schwagner
2025-02-18 14:04:10 +0000 UTCI'm so glad you guys discovered PAL-V. I saw a billboard for them on the highway near Schiphol last year and immediately thought that a Dutch flying car was straight out of a TF bit.
Matthew Daniels
2025-02-18 09:47:42 +0000 UTCThis episode was brought to you by Raid: Shadow Doge.
Carlfish
2025-02-18 07:37:49 +0000 UTCWell now I feel stupid AND like a piece of shit, I genuinely didn’t know there were books out at the time. Excuse me while I go eat some shoe
Anthony Pugliese
2025-02-18 00:40:17 +0000 UTCLogged in to say this also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykrqCX2_mhU
Kristan Reasinger
2025-02-18 00:39:18 +0000 UTCSaaaame. Our aunts took me and my sister to the theatrical re-releases, and I got heavy into the novels. I was at Courtship of Princess Leia, and the Thrawn novels basically as soon as I could get adult books out on my own recognizance.
Madeline Hunter
2025-02-17 23:47:29 +0000 UTCGlory to Rome
Josep C.
2025-02-17 16:13:10 +0000 UTCShadow Doge sounds a lot like John Company
Ettore Santos
2025-02-17 12:13:34 +0000 UTCFake boardgame T-shirt plz thx
John
2025-02-17 10:25:47 +0000 UTCI'm counteracting positive energy by saying November makes me feel bad because I don't know stuff about literally everything.
anarchopixie
2025-02-17 07:37:51 +0000 UTCThe cocaine energy off Riley inventing a board game 😂
anarchopixie
2025-02-17 07:36:42 +0000 UTC"Jared was stuffed in an old suitcase and a cybertruck carried off both me legs"
Dan
2025-02-17 04:08:47 +0000 UTCriley be like "episode title coming in late!" lol this always happen!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jacob Bradford
2025-02-16 21:55:59 +0000 UTCAnd/or Tammany Hall
Cassandra foretells the doom of Troy, NY
2025-02-16 19:04:09 +0000 UTCThe F1 oligarch idea basically happened in 2021 with Dmitry Mazepin's son when team Haas was sponsored by Uralkali 😮💨
Shinji_Ikari
2025-02-16 17:19:03 +0000 UTCSo what this conservation is telling me is that in a hundred years there’s a real risk of animated musical where Musk is an undead wizard trying to find and kill Don Jr’s kid
John Leavitt
2025-02-16 16:58:36 +0000 UTCListening to Riley reinvent "Republic of Rome" from first principles was a trip.
Jon W
2025-02-16 01:28:53 +0000 UTCThe only song vesides the national anthem that I know the words for is Barrett's Privateers. It's a type of guy, who also likes Trashfuture.
Mallard Reactionary
2025-02-16 00:15:11 +0000 UTCF1 door gunner patch is merch I would buy immediately
Sneakyfins
2025-02-15 21:29:13 +0000 UTCFor November specifically: You helped me change myself in a way I thought was impossible, if things breakdown to the point I am no longer within the range of your voice I wanted to thank you personally for everything you've done and will continue to do. Our voices reach the people who need to hear them, somehow.
Platinum, Queen of Dread
2025-02-15 18:34:59 +0000 UTCAs a Canadian who is into boardgames, this episode is activating me like I'm the Winter Soldier.
James Rule
2025-02-15 17:54:01 +0000 UTCSuddenly very aware of this episode’s title as I play it on a plane
Kalan Birnie
2025-02-15 10:32:12 +0000 UTCThere beter be a series of Codexes for each Shadow Doge family / faction, with an eye watering amount of lore.
Oliver Cant
2025-02-15 10:11:34 +0000 UTCIt's always great to hear the people who waste hundreds of millions of dollars on some startup bullshit to tell you that people are living beyond their means and not working hard enough.
Insom
2025-02-15 09:16:01 +0000 UTCI'm afraid, wealthy venetian families trying to influence the vote for doge has already been done. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/854/doge
kalifschorsch
2025-02-15 08:25:21 +0000 UTCA lot of people couldn't watch the films on TV or VHS but could borrow the books from the library or get them cheap secondhand
George Toner
2025-02-15 07:37:19 +0000 UTCObligatory: She bob on my ding til I fokker
Сейдж
2025-02-15 07:02:30 +0000 UTCblargh 😣
Shivvy
2025-02-15 04:10:03 +0000 UTCmy decently younger ex got this in a parental xmas stocking ten years ago (i never read it but this doesn’t surprise me)
Shivvy
2025-02-15 04:09:36 +0000 UTCi appreciate being motivated by spite but it’s lame the way he does it
Shivvy
2025-02-15 04:08:22 +0000 UTCmy time has come at last
Shivvy
2025-02-15 04:07:03 +0000 UTCoh hey A friend of mine is a really talented board game designer even though she's mostly doing this as a hobby right now. My best friend's bf is a graphic designer for Asmodee, and collects and also designs board games (one of his favourites is Scythe which you could definitely take as a base to build Shadow Doge on top of). I'd happily give you their contacts
Ilian Petit
2025-02-15 02:15:32 +0000 UTCI've only ever eaten poutine in the summer, so who's up for mall ratting in Dubai?
Andrew Davis
2025-02-15 01:29:24 +0000 UTCSome of us read EU fiction before the prequels came out, THANK YOU.
Andrew Davis
2025-02-15 01:17:56 +0000 UTCNot only do I know the song, I was one of Barret's crew. It was Me and Red who had the job of reinforcing the cracked 12 pounder gun barrels with duct tape. Good old Red, he wasn't handsome, but he sure was handy. Which was especially important after the first broadside cut both mine off at the wrists.
spaced_out_armour
2025-02-15 01:17:36 +0000 UTCI would play the ever-loving shit out of Shadow Doge.
Brian Taulbee
2025-02-15 01:02:46 +0000 UTCPlaying a dingo mancer in shadow doge is the real meta
Elek Tolman
2025-02-15 00:41:00 +0000 UTCI remember the survival books
FBH
2025-02-15 00:40:40 +0000 UTChaven’t checked the comments but in real time, not enough love for Milo’s ‘hold me closer’ aside #dingomancer
Shivvy
2025-02-14 22:22:13 +0000 UTCTrash future the boardgame is turnip28. In my mind anyway. Maybe its scabs.
Paul Dewsnip
2025-02-14 21:42:20 +0000 UTCI am so deep in fhe pod meta i’m wondering if i made up a WTYP episode on the flying ford pinto. Which didn’t.
bobbler42
2025-02-14 21:23:19 +0000 UTCI am so deep in fhe pod meta i’m wondering if i made up a WTYP episode on the flying ford pinto. Which didn’t.
bobbler42
2025-02-14 21:22:47 +0000 UTCI’m an amateur bookbinder and I would absolutely hand bind the shadow doge manual & expansion manual & expansion of the expansion manual with period-correct materials if that was a thing
Eva
2025-02-14 20:28:34 +0000 UTCLooking forward to your boardgame developer rivalry with TrueAnon
mexicanhalloween .
2025-02-14 20:04:01 +0000 UTCbourgeois aggreivement is what powers fascism
mexicanhalloween .
2025-02-14 20:01:13 +0000 UTCRiley I am a game designer working on historical games specifically. I am extremely willing to help you make Shadow Doge. By way of portfolio, I am currently finishing my master's thesis, a deckbuilder based on the Bronze Age Collapse. https://bsky.app/profile/vogontheater.bsky.social Would love to help out, let me know!
Stephen Friedrich
2025-02-14 19:06:45 +0000 UTCFokker? I Dingemanser!
ShooManFu
2025-02-14 18:18:14 +0000 UTCZues and Hermes arrive that the Trashfuture studio, are turned away by every podcaster but the TF crew, treat Reilly to the best wine he's ever had, put gum in the gum tray, and then turn the whole place to dust.
Alistair SM J
2025-02-14 18:17:26 +0000 UTCIf y'all haven't seen Redline (2009), you're in for a treat! Our hero races a transam through the anime version of the enganced games racing. One of my favorite movies.
Aaron Epstein
2025-02-14 18:13:57 +0000 UTCTrashfuture Monopoly when? Filled with the usual tech pessimism on every property and card.
Alistair SM J
2025-02-14 18:13:52 +0000 UTCYou cannot convince me that "PAL V Liberty" isn't the name of a Qassam brigades rocket.
Alex Hennessey
2025-02-14 17:31:33 +0000 UTCAdding to the chorus of yes to Shadow Doge. I'm not a professional designer but I'd be happy to be involved in play testing / write a few bits if it gets to that stage. In my mind it could take something from John Company and work in the bits about the financialisation of renaissance Italy from the Borgias No Gods No Mayors episode.
Michael S
2025-02-14 17:29:35 +0000 UTCCan we use the cartel law to finally crush the Quebecois maple syrup cartel?
Joshua G
2025-02-14 17:23:15 +0000 UTCI’m not talking sh*t, she’s literally my favorite podcaster
Anthony Pugliese
2025-02-14 16:55:29 +0000 UTCHow did Nova somehow *read* the name “Coruscant” before she *heard* the name “Coruscant”
Anthony Pugliese
2025-02-14 16:53:43 +0000 UTCI found a photo I took of it, it was called "The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook" by Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht. I have shitty phone camera scans of the text if anyone's curious how bad it was. The "How to determine the gender of your date" chapter was right after the "How to tell if your date is an axe murderer" one. There were also sections on how to date three people at once (and not in a poly way) and how to spot breast implants.
Nova Zicko
2025-02-14 16:20:15 +0000 UTCit's played at a 1 to 1 timescale so you have to have actual children to take your place in the game in case you don't outlive the Doge.
jamin
2025-02-14 16:15:40 +0000 UTCI had "The Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide" and it had a chapter on how to tell if your date is secretly a man
Nova Zicko
2025-02-14 16:10:06 +0000 UTCNot to mention the fact that if it happens there's a pretty high chance of musk getting into a twitter argument with the trashfuture hosts and I'd love for him to get publicly flogged like that.
kiwi
2025-02-14 15:46:40 +0000 UTCThat's a pretty accurate summary of his entire life. Dude let's everything that's ever slighted him pilot his brain.
kiwi
2025-02-14 15:43:07 +0000 UTCI would like to sign up for an alert when the Shadow Doge Kickstarter launches
Finn Ahern
2025-02-14 15:27:51 +0000 UTCRiley invented the board game Harry can play with Kim in Disco Elysium
Noblesse Oblahaj
2025-02-14 15:08:28 +0000 UTCWait. Elon wanted to call PayPal X, but everyone said that was dumb, then they fired him. So he bought Twitter, renamed it X, and is now turning it into PayPal. This whole thing has been about a 20 year old grudge that a bald divorced idiot can't let go
Noblesse Oblahaj
2025-02-14 14:56:55 +0000 UTCHaha! November and I convergently conceived of the XÆ A-12 SAPI plate bit. I dropped that in the work slack and it got fucking nothing, but I'm totally unappreciated in my time, so that's not surprising. (Is convergent evolution of bits anything?)
Tzippi of Tide and Tempest
2025-02-14 14:30:43 +0000 UTCShit filled flying trucks crashing into the boy canal
Jermy
2025-02-14 14:29:23 +0000 UTCYeah, and we’re not even gonna get a clean “ending.” Apocalypticism is just a perverse kind of optimism
Jermy
2025-02-14 14:28:11 +0000 UTCNo more of this disgusting flesh
Jermy
2025-02-14 14:25:01 +0000 UTCVery flattering to be mentioned, but I just extended things I learned from left on read
Jermy
2025-02-14 14:24:25 +0000 UTCPutting this one in the Museum of Podcast Titles
HAUNTER
2025-02-14 14:11:32 +0000 UTChttps://bsky.app/profile/eviemoriarty.bsky.social
Evie Moriarty
2025-02-14 13:49:07 +0000 UTCGive me your @ on twitter or bsky - November and I are genuinely interested in designing Shadow Doge.
Trashfuture
2025-02-14 13:46:55 +0000 UTCIn the beyond Olympics no gender is allowed, only the strength and purity of steel.
Kapjak
2025-02-14 13:30:06 +0000 UTCHouse Of Objective Necessities (HOON)
Andy Curtis-Brignell
2025-02-14 13:05:58 +0000 UTCHere's hoping Shadow Doge is the new Campaign For North Africa.
Darren DM
2025-02-14 12:50:05 +0000 UTCRiley's description of Shadow Doge sounds... disturbingly plausible. I love it! 😆
Lydia Scribe
2025-02-14 12:42:51 +0000 UTCwhat if the mesoamerican ball game was a boardgame
jacob BL Baldwin
2025-02-14 12:27:30 +0000 UTCViticulture mentioned!
Colin English
2025-02-14 12:09:36 +0000 UTCand it's expansion pack, the Mesoamerican Boardgame
Ijon Tichy
2025-02-14 11:56:31 +0000 UTCYeees we need the trashfuture boardgame
HappyJa
2025-02-14 11:37:11 +0000 UTCRiley - I'm a game designer at a traditional games studio and also a freelance game designer. Legitimately hit me up about shadow doge, this sounds like a lot of fun
Evie Moriarty
2025-02-14 11:30:55 +0000 UTCthe US government encouraging the creation of private military formations within its own borders? why, might the colonial violence perchance be returning to the metropole?
marilyn
2025-02-14 11:26:35 +0000 UTCi went to university in sackville new brunswick and riley talking about screaming barrett’s privateers blackout drunk caused me to have potentially the most vivid flashback of my life
Lucas Lynch
2025-02-14 11:26:06 +0000 UTCAnd crashing horribly into the boy-filled canals below
Axel Ottel
2025-02-14 11:23:53 +0000 UTCAustralian version: Department Of Government Efficiency for Cutting UNnecessary Taxes (DOGE CUNT)
marilyn
2025-02-14 11:19:55 +0000 UTCIf you actually commit to the bit of making Shadow Doge on a crowdfunding run, you immediately have my pledge and a promise to spread it like the plague to every board game nerd I know, please do this
Elaine Åhlfeldt
2025-02-14 11:19:34 +0000 UTCI would genuinely buy Shadow Doge
Pan
2025-02-14 11:10:08 +0000 UTCBRits Eliminating Woke - Department of Government Efficiency (Brewdoge)
Martin Perrie
2025-02-14 11:05:03 +0000 UTCOfficial trash future Boardgame when
beau_d
2025-02-14 10:25:28 +0000 UTCI am deeply offended by your renunciation of Xenia. I will, of course, respect this, though I hope my father does not call upon your hospitality.
Athena Von Tharsis
2025-02-14 10:15:41 +0000 UTCVenerable Brother Verstappen finally succumbing to the rage of the machine and gunning down immigrants in a confused haze of his father's publicly stated slurs.
RipleyInSpace
2025-02-14 10:12:21 +0000 UTCIf Riley does a board game please add it to the BGG. (sorry, you triggered my special interest there)
Josep C.
2025-02-14 10:06:12 +0000 UTCHey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but Its gonna get way worse.
Josep C.
2025-02-14 09:50:39 +0000 UTCBefore we know it there'll be children flying delivery vans around Neom.
Pilfering Kibble
2025-02-14 09:43:13 +0000 UTC
