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Tom Watson's House of Pain feat. Nish Kumar

How to explain this? Tom Watson--yes, THAT Tom Watson--has written a 'taut, political thriller' about what if Labour and the Tories came together to make sure NHS patient data was sold to pharmaceutical companies in an ethical way. It's deeply boring in a manner that reflects its author, but it's also something else: an experience. Riley read the whole book and forced Nish Kumar to listen to it along with Milo, Hussein, and Alice. Hope you enjoy!

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Tom Watson is the kind of guy who thinks Watch Dogs Legion is apolitical and also somehow 'good' writing on the strength of it's dumb premise.

Oliver Cant

That is so true πŸ˜‚ He'd fucking rat out any one of his lanyard mates for the chance to touch a PS5. Not even to play, just to touch. Absolute Labrador lanyard prick 🀣 The stakes are so low they might as well be trading vintage Pokemon cards for replacing the cops with mercenaries.

Oliver Cant

It's telling that British MPs are so cheap to corrupt and they still didn't knock on his door. Tom Watson would have probably sold out for 2 PS4s and a lifetime subscription to Destiny but no lobbyist thought he was worth it.

Mike Crotch - Harvey

OMG, I can't believe that 🀣 Of all the sordid things an MP could be found doing. Anything from selling off public assets behind closed doors to going to an eyes-wide-shut Tory pedo party in Dolphin Square, and this fictional motherfucker is worried about a bullying offence? Clearly Tom Watson IRL doesn't get invited to do the real dirty corruption.

Oliver Cant


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