If You Get Any Fatter, You're Fired
Added 2024-11-18 01:04:01 +0000 UTCPOV: you've been working at a chain pizza place for the last two years, and you indulged in enough free pizza to bloat you up so fat you're almost unrecognizable. You wake up to a voicemail from the assistant manager and find out that the general manager has had his eye on you...and your expansion. You listen, mortified, as your assistant manager describes what you've become and what consequences you can expect if you continue to gorge yourself.
