Trees Chapter 320 Naruto: You Are Right, Senpai

Jiraiya was completely numb.

He had originally planned to let Orochimaru take some of Tsunade’s punches while he himself, thanks to years of experience getting beaten up, might still have a sliver of hope of surviving Kushina’s wrath.

But...

‘Orochimaru, you goddamn bastard!!’

‘When it came down to it, you actually ran faster than anyone else!!’

"Calm down! Let’s all just calm down!"

"It’s not what you think!"

"Tsunade... for old times’ sake…"

Jiraiya kept waving his hands in a desperate attempt to explain, but as the two women closed in on him, sweat poured down his face like a waterfall.

Tsunade snorted coldly, her expression full of disdain and disgust.

"Shut up, Kimimaro..."

"Today, you’re dead!"

Suddenly, Tsunade grinned, then stomped her right foot with monstrous strength, shaking the entire hideout.

Jiraiya, caught off guard, was sent flying into the air.

Bang…

"Ah! I was wrong! I was wrong!"

"Tsunade, take it easy! My ribs are broken!"

Beside them, Kushina used her golden chains to bind Jiraiya, whipping him like a spinning top.

Every strike of the golden chains drew another scream from Jiraiya.

"Naruto..."

"Will Jiraiya-sensei be beaten to death...?"

Minato covered his face, unable to bear watching his teacher’s suffering, and even asked his son to think of something.

Naruto sat on a stool, nodding in agreement with his father.

After all, the Pure Land wasn’t exactly safe these days. If the white-haired old man really died, his white hair might turn red in no time.

"You’re right, senpai."

Minato: “???”

Naruto patted his father’s shoulder and casually pulled out two Mount Myoboku’s black rods.

These things would at most make someone wish for death from the pain, but they wouldn’t actually kill.

At the very least...

Compared to Tsunade’s fists or Kushina’s Zanpakuto, the damage would be much lighter.

"Mom! Use these to hit him!"

"That way, you won’t accidentally kill my teacher."

Minato, still reeling from his son calling him senpai, looked up just in time to see Naruto toss the two black rods into the room.

Tsunade immediately recognized the black rods, after all, Hiruzen had used them to beat her before.

‘It hurts so much!’

Even now, the memory of that pain lingered in her bones. And Kushina, being Minato’s wife, had also heard about these things.

The two turned their heads and shouted at Naruto's direction at the same time.

"Good boy!"

"You really know how to care for your teacher."

Jiraiya: “???”

Hearing his disciple speak up for him, Jiraiya was touched.

But when he saw the black rods in Tsunade and Kushina's hands...

"Naruto!!"

"You might as well just let me die!"

Jiraiya felt like crying but had no tears. He didn't dare to fight back, and he couldn't escape by running away.

And now, he couldn’t even beg for a quick death.

"Enough nonsense! I haven’t even settled the score with you yet!"

"And you dare yell at my son!?"

Kushina yanked the chains, pulled Jiraiya to her side, and started to whip him with the black rod in her hand.

"Aaaaahhh!!!"

The next second, an unprecedented wave of pain flooded Jiraiya’s brain.

His scream was even higher-pitched than a boiling kettle in the kitchen.

Seeing this, Tsunade happily joined in...

From then on, Orochimaru’s hideout echoed with Jiraiya’s screams… sometimes rising and falling like mountain peaks, other times unbroken like waves crashing against rocks...

Minato crouched by the door, shaking his head at his son while sighing at his beaten teacher.

Though his heart ached with sympathy, he didn’t dare say another word.

He figured...

If he tried to plead for mercy again, Jiraiya might just end up becoming a Shinigami for real.

But, despite that, Naruto still cared for his teacher.

At one point, he even rushed in with a pile of healing potions.

He said Jiraiya-sensei’s screams sounded weak and insisted on force-feeding him the potions.

At first, Tsunade and Kushina humored him, but later, for convenience, they simply dipped the black rods in the potion… smashing Jiraiya until his skin split open, then letting the potion heal him right after.

"Nagato..."

"Wuwuu..."

"Nagato, where are you...?"

The battered Jiraiya was utterly despaired, his heart yearning only for his true beloved disciple… Nagato.

‘None of these two yellow-haired guys are good!!!’

After about half an hour, Tsunade confiscated and destroyed the recordings, dragging Jiraiya by the collar as she stormed out.

"Jiraiya! You’ve disappointed me!"

"You promised me you wouldn’t film that kind of stuff!"

"What the hell were you thinking!?"

Tsunade was very angry and cursed while dragging the limp pervert in her hands.

"I… I didn’t film anything explicit!"

"At most... it was just borderline!"

Jiraiya was absolutely wronged. He had promised Tsunade he wouldn’t make that kind of content.

But...

After much deliberation, he concluded that this art form would die without him.

So, while technically following the rules, he had used Orochimaru’s makeup skills to shoot some suggestive videos.

Who would’ve thought...

He would be exposed the very same day!!

Bang…

Kushina raised her foot and kicked Jiraiya in the waist.

"That doesn’t mean you can film that kind of stuff with Orochimaru!"

She was also very angry when she said this.

The current Shinobi World already had enough cases of ‘brotherly bonds taking a weird turn’. If Jiraiya’s ‘art’ spread...

Kushina didn’t even want to imagine how warped the future of the Shinobi World would become.

Just picturing some burly man shyly whispering ‘sweetie’ in another man’s arms made her stomach churn.

Especially after seeing that kid earlier calling some old man ‘baby’...

‘Ugh! Disgusting!’

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I’ll never do it again!"

Seeing that he was about to be beaten again, Jiraiya quickly admitted his mistake and no longer dared to argue.

But the look in his eyes was very unfriendly to the two yellow-haired guys.

His gaze practically screamed...

‘Your family is finished!’

Not only are all the wives they find female Tyrannosaurus Rex, but they are also terribly afraid of their wives!

‘You two are pathetic!’

‘And one more thing...’

‘Kakashi, you’re dead!’

Jiraiya thought about the situation for a moment and realized that it was Kakashi who betrayed him.

After all...

He didn't tell anyone about this, except the assistant director and second female lead, Kakashi!

The group took Jiraiya away, entered the portal and returned to Konoha...

Meanwhile...

Sakumo arrived at a mysterious space through the portal, and not only saw his son, but also saw some familiar faces.

At this time, Obito was holding a piece of women's clothing in his hand.

‘I swear to the heavens...’

‘I was just trying to throw out the disgusting stuff Kakashi had left behind.’

‘But who knew that I would run into Kakashi just after picking it up...’

‘Wait… How come there’s Kakashi's father?’

Obito quickly hid the garment behind his back, his face twitching with nervousness.

However, he saw that Kakashi still had a sullen face.

"Kakashi!"

"You’ve got some nerve showing your face in front of me."

Kakashi ignored Obito’s outburst. Instead, he gave him a slow, meaningful once-over.

Afterwards, he leaned back slightly and nodded a few times, as if everything suddenly made sense.

"Father!"

"It's Obito who forced me to wear those disgusting clothes!"

"I’m sure you just saw it just now."

Obito: “???”