Trees Chapter 315 Nagato Realizes Something is Wrong

"Impure World Reincarnation!!!"

The two had been shouting so hard in the cave that their voices were nearly hoarse. Yet, after all that effort, not a single coffin had sprouted from the ground.

"Naruto!"

"Are you even reliable?!"

"It's been half an hour already!"

Sasuke's patience had completely snapped, and he immediately started hurling curses at the young man next to him.

"Damn it!"

"How the hell should I know what's going on?"

Naruto was just as annoyed. Spotting Tobi squatting in the corner playing with something disgusting, he kicked him without hesitation.

"Ow…!"

Tobi fell to the ground with a yelp, looking up at Naruto with a face full of grievance.

"Naruto..."

"Why did you hit me again?"

Naruto ignored the idiot.

At this point, he was convinced that even Kisame Hoshigaki would’ve been easier to communicate with than Tobi.

"Forget it!"

"Let’s just head back to the village."

"We’ll ask Orochimaru about this later."

Sasuke: “?”

Hearing a certain keyword, Sasuke turned his head and looked at Naruto in shock, with a frown on his face, as if to say...

‘Do you want to fight?’

But on second thought, since there’s a problem with the Impure World Reincarnation, Orochimaru was the best person to ask.

After all, Naruto had learned the technique from him in the first place.

The two packed up everything they could carry from the cave… even the Uchiha Gunbai hanging on the wall wasn’t spared.

The only things they left for Obito were...

Tobi and the bed.

But just as they stepped out of the cave, four familiar figures suddenly emerged from the forest.

Minato and Kushina, dressed in their Shinigami robes, landed gracefully from the trees.

Accompanying them was Fugaku, whose face was darker than a thundercloud.

Seeing the familiar costumes of the four people, a certain yellow-haired man couldn't help but recall the first time he cosplayed as Kurosaki Ichigo.

‘Wait…’

‘Why are my parents cosplaying as Shinigami too?!’

Naruto’s brain short-circuited for a second.

Meanwhile, Sasuke took one look at Fugaku’s expression and instantly knew…

He was about to get his ass beat.

He didn’t even stop to question why his parents were suddenly alive, and turned into lightning and escaped on the spot.

Before leaving, Sasuke did not forget to say goodbye to his good brother.

"Naruto..."

"I have something else to do, so I won't go back with you."

When Fugaku saw that his son was trying to run away, he instantly disappeared from the spot, roaring at the top of his lungs.

"Uchiha Sasuke!!"

"Tell me where that little bastard is!?"

"I'm going to beat you to death today, you little bastard!!"

Just the thought of Sasuke and Orochimaru having a kid together made Fugaku’s blood pressure spike.

Ever since Sasuke had brought that ‘abomination’ to the Pure Land for a visit, Fugaku was convinced the entire Uchiha Clan was judging him behind his back.

While he didn't hear people said anything outright, Fugaku felt that there was a high probability that he was being criticized by his clansmen.

‘This scandal...’

‘I, Uchiha Fugaku, can't accept it!!’

Even Mikoto, who usually doted on Sasuke, had zero tolerance for this situation.

‘Men... with men...’

‘Just wasn’t natural!’

‘Not even Orochimaru can do that!’

Seeing Sasuke flee, Fugaku and Mikoto instantly activated Shunpo and chase after him.

Watching this, Naruto was downright gleeful.

‘You idiot...’

‘You’re so screwed now!’

‘You’re about to get a double beating from your Mom and Dad.’

Naruto couldn’t help but feel a little regretful, ‘If only I were there in person, I’d definitely record this priceless moment.’

Maybe in the future, at Sasuke’s wedding, he could play all of Sasuke’s embarrassing moments in front of everyone.

‘Tsk!’

‘It’s so exciting just thinking about it!’

Just as Naruto was lost in these thoughts, Minato and Kushina arrived in front of him.

"Dad, Mom!"

"Naruto."

Kushina spread her arms, looking like she was about to give her beloved son a big hug.

But beside her, Minato turned his head away, as if he couldn’t bear to watch...

Seeing the atmosphere was just right, Naruto opened his arms and ran toward Kushina.

However, the next second, he felt a sharp pain on his head...

"Bankai!!"

"Naruto!!!"

"You’ve been bullying my grandson Boruto, huh?"

Naruto: “???”

...

Amegakure…

Nagato was holding an extremely serious internal meeting within the organization.

At this moment, as the leader of the Akatsuki, his mentality was completely shattered.

Because Amegakure and their base had been blown up again!!

Fortunately, Sasori and Deidara had used their puppets to evacuate the villagers in advance, minimizing casualties.

Otherwise...

Since he couldn't use the Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique, Nagato truly wouldn’t know what to do.

Recalling all the past incidents...

When the yellow-haired delinquent and Thin Ice Bro captured Ichibi, Amegakure got wrecked.

When they captured Hachibi, Amegakure got wrecked.

When Hidan summoned the Jashin, Amegakure got wrecked.

Last time, with the mechanical puppets, Amegakure still got wrecked… and the entire Shinobi World got dragged into the mess.

And now, this!

Nagato felt his heart bleeding. So much of the money he’d earned had been spent on rebuilding the village!

He couldn’t even bear to spend an extra dime on himself!

Realizing that there were two particularly destructive and unlucky individuals within Akatsuki, Nagato pondered for a long time before finally making a decision...

"Everyone!"

"From now on..."

"We will relocate Amegakure to a new location!"

"And also..."

"From now on, no one is to maintain contact with Kurosaki Ichigo or Uchiha Xiao Yan anymore."

After saying this, Pain looked at Sasori and Deidara.

He even gave Kakuzu and Hidan a meaningful look.

"I know you all have good relationships with those two new members."

"But!"

"From now on, do not leak any organization’s information to them!"

"And don’t tell them about the base relocation either."

Pain’s stern voice startled Deidara so much that he nearly dropped his phone.

"Leader..."

"Are they...?"

"Fired?"

Sasori asked hesitantly.

No contact, no intel sharing...

He felt like his Cult Leader was basically being expelled.

At Sasori’s words, Deidara and the Immortal Duo turned their gazes toward the leader.

“Cough…”

Nagato noticed that there was something wrong in the eyes of these four people, and hurriedly coughed twice in embarrassment.

"Consider them... external members for now."

"Actually... there’s something you all don’t know about these two..."

Pain first reassured his loyal subordinates, then began recounting all the disasters that had befallen Akatsuki and Amegakure over the years.

In short…

Nagato made it very clear to everyone that whenever these two were involved, misfortune followed.

Hmph...

Just look at what happened to Konoha.

In order to convince everyone, Nagato even proposed to the Art Duo that he would give them full support for any future research projects.

As for Kakuzu...

He warned him, ‘Have you forgotten your destroyed companies, businesses, and vast amounts of money?’

Kakuzu’s sharp mind worked quickly, and in less than three seconds, he agreed.

After all...

He could still occasionally contact his boss for money, as the leader just needs him to not reveal the information to the boss.

This way, he’d profit from both sides without offending either!

Perfect!

Even Hidan was given an offer he couldn’t refuse...

Once Amegakure relocated, Nagato would cooperate with Kakashi to let Hidan summon the Jashin inside Kamui Dimension.

As a result, no one objected to Nagato’s decision.

"Good!"

"The Amegakure Relocation Plan… begins now!"