Trees Chapter 287 Konoha Lost All Their Dignity For Money
Added 2025-06-25 12:46:04 +0000 UTCWhen Tobirama stood up in front of the camera in nun’s outfit and began to sing, the entire live-stream audience was boiling with excitement.
“What the hell!?”
"What a surprise! I actually saw the Nidaime Hokage singing in women's clothing!"
"Hey, don’t talk nonsense, that's Hatake Kakashi."
"No way! No way! I have to go back and show it to my grandfather."
"He lost an arm fighting Nidaime Hokage back then. He will be very happy to see this performance!"
It was quite interesting that the people in the livestream started debating whether Kakashi’s acting was good and then moved on to the song sung by Tobirama.
As for the Yondaime Raikage, when he saw the gifts being given out in the livestream, he was so angry that he directly smashed the raw materials for the tables and chairs nearby.
Boom…
"Damn it!"
"These money-grubber in Konoha..."
"Do they really not care about their dignity anymore?!"
Raikage’s face was dark with rage.
Since the Land of Lightning had also been attacked, the Daimyo couldn’t allocate a single ryo to the village.
However, the Raikage was expected to somehow scrape together funds and food on his own.
Earlier, he had wanted to check in on his girlfriend, Saru-chan.
After all, he had been swamped with work lately, and they had only just reconciled after a fight. If he didn’t show some concern soon...
The Yondaime Raikage was afraid his little girlfriend would start threatening to break up with him again.
But what is the result...
As soon as he opened his phone, he saw the Nidaime Hokage, Senju Tobirama, singing in front of the camera with his butt sticking out.
Based on the information he had obtained from Konoha, he was able to confirm that the Nidaime Hokage, Senju Tobirama, was summoned by someone using a Forbidden Technique.
Yondaime Raikage had originally planned to mock Konoha mercilessly for it.
But when he saw the sheer number of gifts flooding the livestream, his heart immediately turned cold.
He understood exactly what those were.
Because some time ago, people from the Scientific Truth had sent people to Kumogakure to deliver supplies…
They also promoted various benefits of virtual currency.
“Damn it! Despicable!”
"What the hell are those people in Konoha doing!?"
Yondaime Raikage was at a loss for words.
First, Konoha had created the ‘Sannin’ idol group, which instantly reaped the wallets of a large number of civilians and Shinobi in the Shinobi World.
Later, the ‘Uchiha Sinner’, Uchiha Itachi, appeared.
With that, another wave of women's wallets were harvested.
All in all, while Tsunade's operations directly caused Konoha Village to stop accepting commissions, she still made a lot of money.
When Yondaime Raikage saw this situation, his eyes had nearly turned redder than the Sharingan.
Unfortunately...
Their Kumogakure is full of rough guys, and none of them have any talents.
Otherwise, he would’ve definitely competed with Konoha’s entertainment industry.
Then, the Shinobi World encountered the silver puppets invasion, which left the entire Shinobi World in ruins.
At that point, Yondaime Raikage had actually felt relieved that he hadn’t tried to copy Konoha’s idol business.
Otherwise, he estimated that the combat effectiveness of his village would decline rapidly.
From this, he can also see that Konoha is getting weaker and weaker.
But today…
When he saw Senju Tobirama himself singing on camera, he felt like the sky was falling.
Because Yondaime Raikage realized he couldn’t keep up with Konoha’s pace, and soon, his village would fall behind in the post-war reconstruction race.
It must be known that currently, there are no missions in the Shinobi World that allow these Shinobi to make money.
Bang…
Yondaime Raikage punched down another tree beside him.
"Someone!"
"Get B here!"
After Yondaime Raikage asked his subordinates to find Killer Bee, he crossed his arms behind his back and stared into the distance with a solemn gaze.
"Saru-chan..."
"Wait for me."
"Once I’m done with the village’s affairs, I’ll come find you!"
On the other side, the joint livestream between Kurosaki Ichigo and Uchiha Xiao Yan can be said to have ended perfectly.
Even Tsunade, the former Godaime Hokage, came to congratulate them.
"Grand-uncle!"
"As expected of you!"
"In just such a short time, you have managed to raise enough supplies for the village to meet its needs for the next five years."
"Is this the power of a Hokage!?"
As she scrolled through the livestream’s backend data, Tsunade excitedly began coordinating with two cults to deliver the supplies to Konoha.
In short, she did not express any contempt for her grand-uncle’s behavior of singing in women's clothing, either in her words or in her words.
Instead, her words were filled with nothing but admiration and respect from a junior to a senior.
Tobirama, Naruto, and Sasuke were all rendered speechless by Tsunade’s reaction.
Especially Tobirama.
Having Tsunade find out about this was already humiliating enough...
When he saw Tsunade running towards him just now, he really hated himself for not being able to use a Forbidden Technique to destroy the soul.
However, Tsunade, who came running over, was full of praise for him.
“Your singing was amazing… Truly worthy of Konoha’s Hokage...”
It all sounded flattering.
But…
Tobirama always felt as if he had eaten a piece of dog shit and was extremely uncomfortable.
"So…"
"You're saying… what I just did… actually helped the village overcome its crisis?"
Tobirama's face was still as dark as the bottom of a pot. He remembered what Tsunade had said before about the villagers' lack of supplies.
Then, he glanced at the two damn brats beside him.
‘Could it be that...’
‘They had planned this from the start to gather supplies for the village?’
"Of course!"
"Naruto, Sasuke, you two did great this time!"
Tobirama: “...”
Click…
At that moment, Hashirama also arrived on the scene, humming under his breath.
"Ah, the good old days of pickled radishes~"
"Tobirama! That's amazing!"
"Your brain really is way better than mine!"
Tobirama: “...”
‘Did no one care about how I felt about this?!’
Hashirama patted Tobirama on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up to show his approval of his younger brother.
He had watched the entire livestream from Kakashi’s phone.
After some explanations from the younger generation, he finally understood that the Shinobi World wasn’t just about fighting and killing anymore.
It turns out that they can support themselves and the village just by singing.
‘It's a pity that Madara wasn’t around to see it…’
Hearing his older brother's words, Tobirama felt his vision darken.
He really felt very aggrieved at this time.
"Grand-uncle!"
"When are we doing the next livestream?”
Tsunade was very excited and ran up to Tobirama, already positioning herself as his future manager.
She knows everything about this kind of thing, and she could definitely make even more profit than Naruto just had!
Tobirama remained silent, and when Naruto and Sasuke looked at Tobirama, pity appeared on their faces.
‘So miserable!’
They couldn’t even imagine how badly Tsunade was going to milk the poor man dry...
"Oi! Naruto!"
"What are you just standing around for!?"
"Go get your senior brother right now!"
Tsunade grabbed Naruto by the shoulders and urged him anxiously.
Clearly, she was already planning to recruit the righteous leader of the Akatsuki to fully resurrect both Hokage.
"Uh…"
"Auntie, didn’t you say you’d ask the two Hokage for their opinions first?"
Naruto raised his head and secretly glanced at Tobirama, whose face was livid, and said to Tsunade somewhat embarrassedly.
"Hmph!"
"Why would they disagree with this?"
Tsunade snorted coldly, then immediately turned to Hashirama and started to act coquettishly.
"Grandfather! The village really needs you!"
Hashirama grinned foolishly, scratched his chin, and made the decision for Tobirama.
"Okay! Since Tsuna-chan said so!"
"We’ll keep working hard for Konoha!"
Tobirama: “...”