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Trees Chapter 223 With Just a Slight Move of My Hand, All Unhealthy Trends Can Be Easily Reversed

The next day… The forums were flooded with posts from various marketing accounts, all highlighting the disadvantages of Spiritual Youth. [Sh

The next day…

The forums were flooded with posts from various marketing accounts, all highlighting the disadvantages of Spiritual Youth.

[Shocking! If your child is wearing Spiritual Youth clothing, you need to be careful.]

[Frequently wearing tight-fitting clothes can stunt growth and, in severe cases, even lead to infertility.]

[Rumor has it... red tight-fitting clothes were cursed by the legendary Otsutsuki Clan. Wearing them may bring misfortune. If you see this and don’t repost it, your whole family will perish.]

...

Not just that, flyers were plastered all over Konoha’s utility poles.

It can be said that the Uzumaki Clone Team had launched a fierce counterattack against the white-haired old man’s rumors.

At that moment, in the Nara Clan’s compound…

Shikamaru's family was sitting around the dining table, enjoying today's lunch.

Also sitting at the dinner table was Shikamaru's girlfriend, Temari.

"Shikamaru, I've thrown away all the red clothes in your closet."

Shikaku, the head of the household, suddenly dropped this bombshell, leaving Shikamaru stunned.

"Dad! What are you doing?!"

Shikamaru was very angry when he heard this, because among those clothes, there was a red scarf personally knitted by Temari.

‘What the hell was wrong with Dad today?!’

Shikaku wiped his mouth with a napkin, and said calmly, "Haven’t you seen the post I forwarded to you?"

After saying that, he picked up the phone on the table, opened a forum post, and motioned for his son to take a look.

Shikamaru leaned in, and the corner of his eye began twitching uncontrollably.

[Shocking! Red clothing actually contains an ancient evil curse, and wearing them for a long time can easily affect fertility.]

"What the…"

"Dad, is there something wrong with your brain? How can you believe this nonsense?"

Shikamaru was dumbfounded. He never thought that his normally so smart father would believe this nonsense.

"Hmph!"

Shikaku put down his chopsticks with a very unhappy expression.

"Watch your tone, brat!"

"Do you really think I’d harm you?"

"Regardless of whether this curse is true or not, the potential risk to fertility alone is enough to take precautions!"

At this point, Shikamaru's mother also started to speak, "That’s right! We still want grandchildren, you know."

"Shikamaru, from now on, you’re forbidden from using anything red!"

Temari lowered her head, her face turning red.

Shikamaru felt like his head was about to explode.

"This… this is ridiculous!"

"Anyone can tell this is Uzumaki Naruto’s doing!"

"Since when do you believe the nonsense that Konoha’s yellow-haired delinquent spews??"

Bang…

Seeing his son trying to argue, Shikaku slammed the table angrily, asserting his authority as the head of the household.

"Nonsense!"

"Both the Yamanaka and Akimichi Clans have already thrown out all their red belongings."

"Oh, so you’re the only smart one, and everyone else is an idiot?!"

"Think about it..."

"Would your mother and I ever do anything to harm you?"

As the soon-to-be daughter-in-law, Temari also grabbed Shikamaru and began to persuade him with good words, "That’s right, Shikamaru, what if there’s some truth to it?"

"It's better to listen to uncle and aunt..."

Shikamaru: “…”

‘GODDAMMIT!’

‘Naruto, what the hell have you done?!’

‘You deserve to die ten thousand times for this!!’

Shikamaru's lungs were about to burst with anger. Those absurd rumors were practically trampling on his higher-than-average IQ.

This was outright insulting! !

"I’m done eating!"

Shikamaru tossed his chopsticks aside and stood up. He didn't even care about his girlfriend, and with his hands in his pockets, he walked out.

Not long after leaving, he ran into Ino and Choji.

Moreover, both of them had very bad expressions, as if something had deeply angered them.

"Huh?"

"What’s wrong with you two?"

Ino and Choji turned to look at Shikamaru, and then started to enter into crazy complaining mode.

"Ugh! My parents have gone completely insane!"

"They actually threw out all the red flowers in the house!"

"They said red is unlucky and bad for business!"

"It’s like they’ve been brainwashed or something!"

Ino said while waving her fists in the air, looking angry and helpless.

Beside her, Choji sighed.

"And that’s not all..."

"My mom confiscated all my snacks this morning."

"She showed me some article titled 'Eating Too Many Snacks Affects Your Children’s Health’..."

"This is torture! That was a whole month’s worth of snacks!"

Shikamaru covered his face with his hand and let out a long sigh.

Now he understood everything...

Naruto had set a terrible precedent this time and actually brainwashed all the older generation of Shinobi.

‘Uzumaki Naruto, you deserve to be damned!’

Thinking of this, Shikamaru took out his phone, opened the forum and started checking.

He planned to look for the yellow-haired delinquent’s account first to see what this guy had been up to.

It didn't take long for Shikamaru to find Naruto's account.

Clicking into the profile, one video posted just ten minutes ago caught his attention...

[Uzumaki · Godaime Kazekage · Savior of the Shinobi World · Unrivaled Taijutsu Master · Naruto Pro Max Ultra]:

[Precious Video of Sarutobi Hiruzen Teaching His Disciples Has Been Leaked.]

[Video.avi]

[@GeneticImmortal]

When he clicked on the video out of curiosity, he saw that the picture quality was several times worse than that of ordinary videos.

At the beginning of the video, Hiruzen was seen wearing a bamboo hat and holding a black stick, slowly walking towards a young Tsunade and young Jiraiya, which made Shikamaru suspicious.

‘Wait a moment...’

‘Where the hell did Naruto even get this video?!’

"Shikamaru, what are you looking at?"

Ino noticed that Shikamaru suddenly took out his mobile phone and became stunned, so she and Choji leaned in to take a look, then both rubbed their eyes in disbelief.

"Ah...this is... this is what Tsunade-sama looked like when she was a child!?"

"And Jiraiya-sama?"

In the video, Hiruzen raised the black stick chased after the two, occasionally whacking them… with Jiraiya taking the brunt of the beatings.

Perhaps out of pity for Tsunade, every time she was about to get hit, Jiraiya would always block Hiruzen’s stick attack.

If it weren't for his comical yelping, Jiraiya's performance actually looked cool.

The video had very few likes and almost no comments. Shikamaru guessed it was because the Konoha’s Shinobi were afraid of saying anything that might offend the Hokage.

However, Orochimaru, who had been summoned by the uploader, and the victim of the video, Jiraiya, did appear in the comments.

White-Haired Youth: “You damn brat!! Delete this immediately!!”

GeneticImmortal: Jiraiya’s early beatings.jpg

White-Haired Youth: Orochimaru, you bastard...

In the comment area, although no one dared to express their opinions, Orochimaru was different and directly posted Jiraiya’s embarrassing photos for all to see.

It was truly an eye-opening experience for all Konoha’s Shinobi.

On the other side, Naruto was waiting for his little girlfriend at the entrance of the Hyuga Clan’s compound.

"As expected of the genius me!"

"How can a mere spiritual youths be my, Uzumaki Naruto’s, opponent?"

Naruto squatted by the entrance, scrolling through his phone alongside the two Hyuga guards.

Because he often came to visit Hinata, the attitude of the Hyuga Clan’s members who used to glare at him began to slowly change. Nowadays, some Hyuga Clan’s members even greeted him when he showed up.

"Naruto!"

Hinata held a bag in her hands and ran to Naruto with small steps, but for some reason, the smile on the girl's face gradually disappeared.

"Naruto! I bought you some clothes!"

“You can’t wear anything with red in it from now on!”

"My father said it could affect our chances of having babies."

Hinata pointed at the red trim on Naruto’s outfit and said with utmost seriousness. It was obvious that the girl had taken this matter very seriously.

Naruto turned his head and looked at Hinata with a shocked expression, ‘Damn it!’

‘I ended up screwing myself over!’


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