Trees Chapter 219 It’s Over! I’m The One Who Can’t Keep Up With The Times!

The post had been uploaded just ten minutes ago. ‘That is to say, when Sasuke said he had ‘something to take care of’...’ ‘He was actually j

The post had been uploaded just ten minutes ago.

‘That is to say, when Sasuke said he had ‘something to take care of’...’

‘He was actually just going back to change his phone and post on the forums?!’

What made Naruto even more shocked was that other users liked and commented on this message...

[Peace Through Pain], [Paper-Winged Angel], [Sasori of the Red Sand], [Art is Truth], [DM for Ads], [Hoshigaki Kisame], [Beloved Little Brother], [I Really Don’t Want to Save the World], [White-Haired Youth], [GeneticImmortal], [Goddess of Gamblers], and others had liked this.

Naruto smacked his own forehead with a crisp sound.

‘Wait…’

‘So after all this time, I am the one who can't keep up with the changes of the times in the Shinobi World?!’

Through the usernames alone, Naruto can guess most of their real identities instantly.

‘But…’

‘Akatsuki and Konoha’s Sannin, aren't you changing your new equipment too fast?!’

‘Among them, [Beloved Little Brother] is obviously Itachi...’

‘Damn it!’

‘Where did that guy even get a phone?!’

As for the [I Really Don’t Want to Save the World], Naruto was stumped.

‘Huh?’

‘Is this username supposed to imply you were forced to save the world a few times?!’

‘Who the hell do you think you are, claiming to save the world?!’

‘Do you even understand the sheer prestige of our Akatsuki’s Pain-sama?!’

In his heart, he once again praised his senior brother, and then Naruto clicked on the comments to take a look.

To be honest...

The Cult Mechanicus had finally done something that impressed him.

It was easy to imagine how much more interesting the Shinobi World was about to become.

Clicking on the comments, the comment [Peace Through Pain] came into view.

Peace Through Pain: "Good. Keep it up."

Sasori of the Red Sand: "Congrats!"

Art is Truth: "Why are you using the Cult Mechanicus’s communicator?"

DM for Ads: "Accepting all missions… intel, assassinations, escorts. DM for details, bosses."

Hoshigaki Kisame: "Sugoi~"

I Really Don’t Want to Save the World: "You got this! I believe in you!"

Beloved Little Brother: "Have you reached the other side?"

Akamaru is Cute: "My life has been like walking on thin ice. Tell me... can I make it to the other side?"

Yellow-Haired is Damned: "My life has been like walking on thin ice. Tell me... can I make it to the other side?"

…

The comments from the Akatsuki’s members are still normal, but the moment Itachi and Kiba showed up, the comment section got flooded with the classic ‘walking on thin ice’ meme.

Out of over 200 comments, 180 of them were just copy-pasting the same line, which instantly ruined Sasuke’s cool-guy image.

Naruto couldn’t help but snort in laughter.

Then, he typed with both hands to keep up with everyone's formation.

Zzzzt…

But at this moment, a familiar voice suddenly rang in his ears.

"Naruto."

"Have you seen Kiba?"

Sasuke was holding the Heavy Xuan Ruler, without a hood on, and his face was very gloomy.

He looked like he was about to go handle things in real life.

‘Damn it!’

‘The Internet in the Shinobi World is really dangerous. Posting comments is like walking on thin ice. If you are not careful, it is easy to be ambushed offline.’

‘Fortunately...’

‘I didn't post my comment yet!’

Naruto silently deleted the comment he had just typed, put the phone back in his pocket silently, and then shook his head and said, "Nope."

"Oh, by the way, do me a favor and beat up Neji for me."

"It’d be awkward if I did it myself."

Naruto had already memorized the username ‘Yellow-Haired is Damned’, and even without thinking, he knew that this person was his future brother-in-law.

‘Damn it!’

‘What did the yellow-haired people do to you? Why do you have such great malice towards the oppressed minority like us?!’

"That’s a small matter."

"Later."

Sasuke nodded, and the sound of Three Thousand Lightning Movement sounded again as he disappeared in front of Naruto in the next moment.

Watching Sasuke leave, Naruto let out a long sigh of relief.

‘Fortunately, I didn't post that comment, otherwise, this guy would probably come to settle accounts with me.’

‘However, the forum function developed by Sasori is still a bit rough around the edges.’

‘I'll personally guide him when I return to the Akatsuki next time.’

Naruto made a decision in his heart, and then began to walk towards Jiraiya and Kakashi's shop.

But halfway there, Naruto suddenly smacked his forehead and opened a portal straight to Uzumaki Stark's laboratory.

‘It's a bit difficult to deal with the combination of white-haired old pervert and white-haired middle-aged pervert, not to mention that the village’s chief is also involved.

‘Since I have to deal with them...’

‘Why not pull out the beloved old man Sandaime for backup?’

‘Hmm...’

‘I can also let him see what these bastards have done to the village!’

Upon arriving at the laboratory, Naruto quickly explained the situation to Uzumaki Stark, and then left with the reanimated Hiruzen.

Hiruzen was worried about being recognized by the villagers, so he specially wore a large straw hat to conceal his face.

As they walked, he grumbled in a resentful tone, "Naruto!"

"Can't you let me, an old man, rest in peace after death!?"

"Do you really have to keep dragging me out like this!?"

Hiruzen is genuinely afraid of this kid.

He had finally gotten the chance to reunite with his late wife in the afterlife, and he could even hang out with old friends from time to time.

But what happened instead?

This brat’s clone kept summoning him back to the living world every few days.

At this point, even his wife, Sarutobi Biwako, was starting to suspect he was sneaking around in the living world for an affair.

‘Uzumaki Naruto...’

‘After all the times I’ve covered for you...’

‘Can you find someone else to torture?’

‘Isn’t Danzo still lying in the hospital?’

‘Why don’t you go save him and torture instead?’

Hiruzen is exhausted, and even in the state of Impure World Reincarnation, he still feels tired.

"Grandpa Sandaime…"

"I really need your help this time."

"Konoha Village needs you!"

Naruto rarely called him ‘Grandpa Sandaime’, and Hiruzen had never seen Naruto showed such an attitude.

If Naruto had always been this respectful, Hiruzen might have smiled warmly and proudly declared that Naruto had finally matured.

But...

Hearing it suddenly like this only made Hiruzen want to turn around and run.

However, considering that the control of Impure World Reincarnation is in Naruto’s hands, although Naruto wasn’t actively forcing him, if he tried to flee, Naruto would definitely resort to control methods.

Hiruzen sighed deeply, and then said helplessly, "Naruto..."

"Grandpa is already dead, and the village's affairs have nothing to do with me anymore."

"Besides... if people see me in this state, it’ll cause unnecessary trouble."

The Impure World Reincarnation is a Forbidden Technique for a reason.

If word got out that the dead could be revived, Konoha would definitely be thrown into chaos.

"If you don’t rein in Tsunade and Jiraiya soon..."

"Konoha will be doomed!"

As Naruto spoke, a picture of his daughter walking on the street in the future suddenly appeared in his mind...

But then she was catcalled by a bunch of spiritual youths in their ridiculous outfits, revving their ghost-flame scooters.

‘Damn it!’

Just the thought made his fists clench in rage!!

He would never allow such a thing to happen!

Hiruzen was slightly stunned when he heard this.

‘Jiraiya and Tsunade... could they really be worse than you at causing trouble!?’

While Hiruzen was still confused, they had already arrived at Jiraiya’s ‘spiritual youth outfit’ sales den...