Normal People and Certain Death
Added 2021-04-01 17:05:18 +0000 UTCSometimes your campaigns just have too much... flavor. Have you ever longed for the simpler times when an NPC can be nothing more than a guy with a bucket and a shovel?
Well, long no more! We just released the extremely mundane Normal People generator on Glumdark:

Normal People can be found here:
https://www.glumdark.com/?tableName=Normal%20People
ALSO: We recently released a TPK multi-table-generator. It is intended to be used in exactly the opposite way as Normal People: for generating monsters that could easily kill your whole party. So you can wow them with some banality and then end the session swiftly with a Total Party Kill.
The TPK table is here:
https://www.glumdark.com/?tableName=TPK
Lettuce from the Mork Bork Discord server made this absolutely badass animation from one of the randomly generated monsters on the TPK table:

So, so cool.
IMAGES!!
Yeah I'm working on a way of supporting images-per-table so that we can share original art by fans and friends. It's a slow process because I want to be sure not to break the clean, useable site layout and keep it looking fresh on mobile. But mockups and designs are in the works.
Other things we did recently:
- Fix prior fix which intended to prevent re-rolling the same number.
- Added nice badges to indicate which tables are "new" and which dice are required to roll on each table.
- Tiny bug fixes and code cleanup.