The Day The Himbos Stood Still
Added 2022-04-19 18:28:25 +0000 UTCIt happened on a Saturday in the middle of the summer. At around 2 PM PDT, the sky over Muscle Beach, California was filled with a dozen or so dick-shaped aircraft. Every guy over 18 who could bench at least 250 found themselves helplessly staring up at the craft and mindlessly doing poses and pec dances, as if there were a subconscious drive to attract the pilots up in the saucers. Everyone around who wasn't a guy over 18, who could bench at least 250 also found themselves staring whilst their bodies underwent wild transformations. The children aged rapidly, the women were masculinized until they were indistinguishable from men and all of them grew massive muscles until they were fit right in with the other clientele of Muscle Beach California who had already fit the apparent specifications of the crafts would-be abductees. The phenomenon wasn't just limited to Muscle Beach, however. Soon more crafts appeared all over the world, grouped over major cities, and spread out across more rural areas.
Soon the entire world had stood still, and soon they would all be himbos.
