Music in the Dessert
Added 2021-10-31 22:40:07 +0000 UTCThe Taliban knew that a lot had changed with the Americans since the war started. The infidels had become more accepting of homosexuality and even allowed them to join the ranks of their military. Little did the Americans know, the Russians had recently made huge strides in subsonic mind control technology which it was all to eager to share with the insurrectionists, so the Taliban decided to use the Americans’ newfound open mindedness against them.
It horrifically simple really. All they had to do was place speakers at strategic points around the American base, and blast seemingly innocuous music laden with homoerotic messaging. The soldiers on base soon found their inhibitions melting away as they started dancing and rubbing up on another. The rubbing turned to kissing, which turned to stripping, which turned to fucking. Soon everyone on base was swept up in their newfound carnal passions for each other. An attack at that point would have wiped them all out.
But an attack did not occur. The rebels for all their plotting, forgot that the audio would affect them as well. Thus instead of striking when all the Americans were preoccupied, they found themselves suddenly accepting a much more modern understanding of what is it is not haram.
