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Moss's Secret Stash: 2nd Order!

Added 2023-08-25 10:12:13 +0000 UTC

Something of a continuation of this post, as there were quite a few requests to give that mass a measuring! The results, alas, are inconclusive. Because it still keeps expanding ever wider, ever more swollen with softness, ever more encompassing the sidewalk.

Langley has opted to take on the elf's necessary role of "fitness instructor," however he avoided clarifying which direction he intended to instruct said elf's fitness!"

I swear Ceran doesn't actually dress like a yoga-slut everywhere he goes, he's normally a graphic-tees-jeans-and-flipflops kind of guy. He only wears the thirsty workout apparel occasionally for.....well, for thirsty workout things. WhichIJustSoHappenToLoveSeeingHimIn. Reeeally depends how much he wanted attention that day!