A Pointless Rivalry of Titanic Proportions
Added 2023-05-03 03:26:24 +0000 UTCPatreon Request / Suggestion! | Ceran & Paulie WG Competition
These two have always been a confusing pair.
Are they friends, are they enemies? Kindred spirits, rivals?
They constantly give each other the business, and yet actively hang out and conduct the same community activities together. It's not uncommon for them to, without true rational reason, suddenly decide to compete over something entirely innocuous that they can twist into a metaphor about being the superior property manager. As of late being the "bigger man" seems to have come into fashion, and neither one is looking to back down. Local events such as group picnics and streetfaires quickly became ripe opportunities to "flex" the potency of their appetite, to prove one's self the manliest and the mightiest when it comes to an overly abundant waistline.
Comments
Exactly! It may be at the cost of our wallets, but it's very important for us to document and survey the appetites as well as the expanding waistlines of these fine specimen~!
Sketchychespin
2023-05-04 03:29:54 +0000 UTCNow see, a surfer boy only has two hands. And both of these tubby boys have a two hand belly each. What's he supposed to do, not touch them both??
Clark
2023-05-04 02:50:41 +0000 UTCAaah of course, MY MISTAKE, this is a study. A science. A RITUAL! What kind of monsters are we to not encourage it? π
MailOrderSuperhero
2023-05-03 20:00:27 +0000 UTCHow could anyone say that this rivalry is pointless? I personally believe that it's important for us to know who truly has the bigger appetite between the two gluttons, and it can only be settled by these numerous snack offs~!
Sketchychespin
2023-05-03 12:36:48 +0000 UTCI can't wait to see how this turns out. Keep eating, boys.
Johnny Gayzmonic
2023-05-03 05:40:19 +0000 UTCI'M SO GLAD!!! And defo something to consider for the future!!! π
MailOrderSuperhero
2023-05-03 05:10:50 +0000 UTCHoly fuck Im FERAL FOR THIS, I'd love to see a sequel with these two hubbies absolutely beached on their stuffed fat asses~
Roam
2023-05-03 04:37:48 +0000 UTCI think what's most important is no matter what /we all win/. π
MailOrderSuperhero
2023-05-03 04:32:01 +0000 UTCHow you gonna try to make me have to pick sides in this titanic rivalry? I swear lol.
FantasyXIX
2023-05-03 03:38:09 +0000 UTCOh I give so much enthusiastic nodding to!!!!
MailOrderSuperhero
2023-05-03 03:28:44 +0000 UTCCan't believe my wish has been granted π₯Ί
Mazoca
2023-05-03 03:27:04 +0000 UTC
