PATRICK MASTURBATEMAN - Bonus Episode 16 (5/1/25 feat. UltimaShadowX)
Added 2025-05-05 05:05:42 +0000 UTCIn this episode:
Least Expensive Wedding in OHIO!
Shot the Dip
141 2/3rds Chance of Divorce
Comments
I'm going to do a rare defense of the dude in post 2. I have seen so much kink shit that's way weirder than thinking the stock market is hot. People will just sometimes be attracted to objects or concepts more than people and that doesn't mean your relationship is in jeopardy or that he isn't attracted to you. I agree that the situation is weird but I don't think masturbating to the stock market is the reason why. I think it's way weirder to send the cum Pic tbh like what do you mean "done." ???? She didn't even know what was going on?????
ByJove
2025-05-08 00:49:06 +0000 UTCanother factor the first story is that the sister's situation isn't like her house flooded or her transmission blew up, it's that she has 3 mouths to feed and a deadbeat ex. it's not the sort of problem that a one-time lump sum of money solves. She needs a stable, long-term source of income, and I'm sorry but that source cannot be her effectively garnishing her immediate family's wages for the foreseeable future.
Dr-doc-phd
2025-05-07 13:41:27 +0000 UTC
