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MY FIRST DANCE VIDEO

GUYS I DO NOT KNOW WHY I LOOK SO BIG IN THIS VIDEO I THINK ITS BC IM WEARKING A JOODIE UNDERNEATH SINCE IT WAS SO COLD AND I LOOK LITTIRIALLY 4x HEAVIER I DONT WVEN KNOW IF I WANT TO POST THE VIDEO

Comments

Yes 💯

Anna Morales

Where is the 24minutes moan/whimper audio/video??? We need answers Aushen Ride

Nayara

Hmm…

Nayara

Hell yea

Nayara

It's stuck in my head now too!

Claire

Hmm...

Doves🤍

The answer is always yes

Claire

hmm...

Ira🦀

Do you wanna enjoy life? Then yes

Arya

Hmm…

Apexisy

Hmm... should i upgrade my membership...

Lysna

Hmm!

Claire

Hmm…

Arya

hmm…

Beth

you should do more dancey dance videos aushen 10/10

sherri

Ah, the pretty girls terrible sleeping patterns strikes again.. It's midnight, so I can't talk

Claire

No I've just been working and not falling asleep until like four in the morning so I wake up super late

Isabela O'Neill

I miss y’all spamming the comment section fr

Meh

Ayoo

Claire

I can give him tips if he give me his tip 👀

Arya

Do we have to teach him?

Claire

Tying shoe laces tutorial when?

Arya

🙂‍↕️ gone but never forgotten.. Like the OG whimper audio

Claire

So… never… 😂

Nayara

I think the hoodie strings are gone forever..

Claire

Are you going to start tying your shoes when you fix your hoddie string? 😂

Nayara

🤷🏽‍♀️😂

Doves🤍

I think a lot of the pretty girls are feeling burnt out lately 🫶🫂

Claire

Work’s been kicking my ass 😭 but I miss interacting more in the comments 🫂💖

KJ

R all the pretty girls back in school now cuz the Patreon is awfully quiet 😔

Meh

get on the wall and dance in the helmet

Rachel 🦀

DOVES

Arya

Not the frontman, please 😭 I luv you Aushie and you look adorable but omg I can't-

Rachel 🦀

Okay - this particular mask might be a lil’ creepy 😭

Apexisy

You're so cute

Brooke

I had that song stuck in my head back in 2017... ohh it's happening again 🫠

Lita 🎀

Not my proudest nut

Doves🤍

He did!! Did I laugh? Maybe… Maybe not

Nayara

“Time to take off the mask” People of tiktok/instagram: HES GONNA DO IT 👁️🫦👁️ Patreon girls: hahahaha we won’t falling for that 😎

Nayara

THE VIDEO! I only can say: I LOVE IT 😂😂😂

Nayara

😭 he, in fact, tripped — silly boy. Made me giggle though (the video just came up on my TikTok)

KJ

me scrolling through the comments realizing everyone is making serious, sweet comments I AM SORRY AUSH <333 i hope u get my silly humor 😭

Ira🦀

I cannot take this man seriously anymore….

Arya

He is, if I’m not wrong lol

Arya

Aushen being self conscious about his body makes me want to curl up into a ball on my kitchen floor and cry. BOY YOU'RE WEARING A HOODIE UNDERNEATH THE COSTUME!!! ALSO EVEN IF YOU WERE THAT SIZE I'D STILL FIND YOU HOT AF

eiica

It's ok, you're still cute to me

Isabela O'Neill

I wonder what facial expressions were being made under the mask 😭 “The world may never know…”

BLANCA

Oh another mask😮‍💨 Aushen you look adorable don’t worry😂🫶 but please tie your shoes😭

Liv

Aushen what are you doing to me 😫🥰

Emily Thamm

Why is it so embarrassing when he likes my comments?!🫣 like no no, I do not exist… goodbye *cue meme of Homer fading into the bushes*

Regan the Rebel💜

Why does he looks so cute and cuddly though?…. I might just be touch starved

Regan the Rebel💜

I READ TOO MANY FUCKING BOOKS CUZ THE THINGS I WOULD LET A MAN DO TO ME IN A MASK😭😭😭

Maham Rana

AUSHEN TIE YOUR DAMN SHOES I DON'T WANNA ASK AGAIN BE A GOOD BOY

eiica

aushen if you need a dance partner, I VOLUNTEER!!! 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

mcxyp

I would say that it doesn’t suprise me, but that would be a lie. He always suprises me

Nayara

Cause consent is hot

Nayara

Noo it's ok pookie you look adorable ♡

SpookyRadish

Istg he’s a book of surprises, might be coming soon

BLANCA

Don’t worry you look cute like always!!

Casey

You can dance at OUR wedding 🥰

Sam

Nobody messes with our Aushy 😠🏏 (just bc it doesn’t have a baseball bat)

Nayara

Can we laugh? I need permission for that

Arya

You looking just extra hugable. I just wanna snuggle in you 🥰

Nayara

We will fight anyone for our man 💪

Claire

Ooo Aushen about to be a dancing TikToker now 😏

Kayla

If you fell, can we say “we told you so?” 🤔🫢 Just asking!!!! Not that I’m gonna say it. You know that I love you ❤️

Nayara

Sure he can!

Nayara

🤯🤯🤯🤯

Nayara

I’m lowkey waiting for this moment 🙂‍↕️

Nayara

Aushen, where is your black vans? It totally goes with your outfit on this one Give your brown vans a brake 😭

Nayara

Honestly it doesn’t even look like you’re that big, anyone with a brain can tell you have a hoodie on underneath. I have an insecurity about being chubby/overweight, so I totally understand. If you do end up posting it all the pretty girls will come to the defense of anyone who teases you.

Claire K

Is he entering his dancing “biker” era? Ummm yesss sir

BLANCA

This is so adorable dude! Keep dancing man. And you still look good so don't worry lol

ColdHeart

I would love to know as well ☝️

Erin

Aww, you look good. Don’t let this little thing make you back out, even though we did say we won’t pressure you into doing anything that you’re not comfortable with. But this one isn’t it. we all have insecurities of how our body looks, you look fine in the video. ❤️❤️❤️ trust 🖤🖤🖤

Anna Morales

he can soooo get it duh 🕺👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻

Ira🦀

How many masks and hats do you have? 😂

Nayara

This is giving me Toothless trying to flirt with Light Fury vibes, and tbh i'd fall for it 🤔 You're freaking cute, Aushen 🙂‍↕️

Lita 🎀

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🫡🗣️🗣️

sarcatsticx

I vote for you dance more on your videos, here on patreon or tikky tokky 📋🖋️

Nayara

Drunk grandpa with a beer belly Aushen still has the moves 🕺🏻🪩 lmao

Nayara

in case my silly comments aren't helping: I'd still get on my knees for you HOTTIE

Ira🦀

Aushen gives off middle child vibes I can’t explain it , they’re usually the funniest too

Meh

Still hot as ever! 😌😌

Kaitlyn

You’re still 100/10 ❤️

Nayara

🥹🫂💖 thank you — same goes to you x (I think I have my Instagram linked. Don’t know if it worked though lol)

KJ

A little sad bc you didn’t dance BOOOM WE BRING THE BOOM TO YOU 😔

Nayara

Even like that he's hot

Heichou

Also I’m extremely touched that my words have brought you such comfort, my insta is the same as my name on here (or it’s extremely similar XD), feel free to reach out if you’d like, my dms are always open girl <3

kay_darling03🦀

Yes 🙏🏻 I love seeing sculptures and art like that. Depicting real bodies and not the fake stuff social media shows.

KJ

Preach girl, I had to learn the same lesson. What got me out of a self destructive cycle that almost finished me was realizing my body was just my consciousness’s vessel, and my body didn’t deserve to feel what it was being put through due to turmoil in my soul. I had to think of food as fuel, and I had to rediscover my worth within my soul, and once I did I got better <3 ANOTHER THING THAT HELPED was looking at renaissance era paintings and sculptures of women, look at how gorgeous they were, how they’re plush and have that lovely fluff about them, and think that some of the greatest artist in history would look at our plush bodies and wish to immortalize our beauty within their art <3

kay_darling03🦀

🥺 every time I read something that you write I feel comforted and seen xoxo Bodies are there to carry you through life — you only get one. Took me a while to fully understand that, but once I did … I started treating myself nicer.

KJ

Slip-ons that light up and squeak with every step would match his freak indubitably

Erin

I’m sorry!! It is worse than the hoodie strings indeed

Nayara

NAY ME TOO ME TOO

Ira🦀

Maybe he has a problem with strings 🤔

Nayara

Oh he 100% did

Regan the Rebel💜

Oh my god why would you point that out… ITS WORSE THAN THE HOODIE STRINGS!!!

Regan the Rebel💜

Great dancing 🕺💗💗

Kirbygore

You are this 🤏🏻 close to fall off… you even stepped on the lace. I swear I will give to you a slip-on sneakers 💀 Tie your lace up

Nayara

I was bullied a LOT when I was younger for being chubby, to the point where I went drastically to the other end of that spectrum to put it lightly, I absolutely understand the underlying sense of worry and anxiety and sometimes even dread regarding what our bodies look like. Now that I’ve recovered I’m nicely plush I reckon, society sucks, body types and shapes and sizes are not trends, all that matters is health and happiness seriously, and seriously Aushen you look a hundred percent fine, I wish I could give you my set of eyes, cause our own eyes tend to betray us when looking into our reflection, so you can see how absolutely adorable and entirely fine you look sweet boy <3 THIS LOWKEY GOES TO EVERYONE BY THE WAY, ALL OF YOU ARE GORGEOUS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE <3

kay_darling03🦀

Aushens new google search needs to be “How to tie shoe laces for beginners” if not cut he just needs to cut them off with some scissors for his own safety lol (and his hoodie strings while he’s at it too)

BLANCA

We might tease you, Aush, but if it's something you feel insecure about, we would never bully you. We pretty girls build each other up, not tear each other down 🤜🤛

Claire

As an actual chubby person, I think you are so valid for being shy about this. Unfortunately, society hates normal bodies in every shape and form but especially those with even the slightest bit of fat. Please post the video because I truly don’t think people will see what you are seeing (again it’s just the overpowering dread of society’s opinion that we all get)

Erin

We need longer version, Aushen

Slaynie

Alexa, play: It’s murder on the dance floor 😂

Nayara

I’m just picturing you on the dance floor

Nayara

IRAAA I’M DYING LMAO!

Nayara

I cannot unsee it PLS

Ira🦀

Ikr

Lysna

Dad bod aushen😍

Lysna

I only have ‘size reveal’ pinned 🫠

KJ

Not if he approached you dancing like that 🤣

Claire

Drunk grandpa Aushen 🤣 I'm dying

Claire

I knew he looked familiar somehow, no offense to Aushen but I would not be scared of him as a death eater XD

kay_darling03🦀

I watched this when my mum is beside me😀

Lysna

For me only show the old ones

Nayara

Hello pretty boy, looking flooffyyyy

Lysna

Pov: Frontman trying to impress player 456

Inês ♡

Omg okayy, you danced so smoothly! Don’t worry you don’t look bad 😭 I promise! Also this is so cute I can’t stop laughing either 😭😭

Quercus

A perfect dancer

Heichou

Aushen as a death eater..

Claire

...you might be onto something

sarcatsticx

please post the video THIS IS PEAK COMEDY WDYM

Ira🦀

can clearly tell it's your hoodie underneath but it's also givin a little grandpa with a beer belly being silly, drunk dancing I AM CRYING

Ira🦀

we'll have to send him a tutorial

sarcatsticx

literally same as soon as aushen posted my app really said “not today”

Beth

I cannot stop laughing PLS THIS IS HILARIOUS the fit and heavy breathing as if you are running a fkn marathon i love it

Ira🦀

Did you fall over, Aush? 👀

Claire

AHAHAHA

kay_darling03🦀

Yeah, pretty much straight after he posted this mine stopped loading 😭 ✨Just In: Aushen ‘Mime’ Ride crashes Patreon ✨

KJ

Oh no 😭

kay_darling03🦀

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Arya

There’s hope

Jifara shanboor

is anybody else’s Patreon posts not loading?

Beth

THATS SO MEAN KJ (me too i would laugh my ass off)

Beth

Also for the record, while being fit and Greek god like is hot, I gotta be so honest to the gods for real, I like a lil fluff on my man, or woman, I go both ways XD Though you don’t look the way you think you do sweet boy, you look just fine, and if ya are a lil fluffy even under the typical oversized clothes, I bet it only makes you that much more fine as fuck (if you know, you know), so don’t worry about it pretty boy! We’d never make fun of you for something like that, (if I ever catch anyone doin that type of shit so help me-), we like to tease you for silly things, that’s very different. If you got a bit of fluff, so what? If ya look a little extra fluffy in this vid, so what? I got a little extra fluff myself, and I workout and all that, it’s just a human thing! A very beautiful human thing I must add, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, in this vid you look so huggable and snuggly, seriously, and if you’re a bit fluffy underneath the typical oversized clothes you tend to wear guess what? All I see is a healthy body that’s well balanced and taken care of, one that would be that much nicer to hug and snuggle <3 Be kind to yourself sweet, pretty boy 🥰🤭

kay_darling03🦀

And Aushen, you have to work really really really reeeally hard to look bad. This is not the case

Nayara

I think it’s time we teach Aushen how to tie his shoes. He lives away from his parents now (I believe) so he no longer has that resource and his shoes finally came untied from the last time they did it for him

Erin

my phone was full volume and my friend asked wtf I was watching😭😭

Beth

I’m curious to see the whole video. Post it please

Nayara

but you’re so fucking cute

Beth

Would it be too evil to say that I’d laugh if that happens 😭 karma for not tying his shoe laces up

KJ

Spoiler 💀💀

Aushen Ride

he’s going to fall one day😭

Beth

The mask tho…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM JOKING

Nayara

you look so cuddly

Beth

“ he’s so fluffy, im gonna die” is the perfect sound for this 🥰

BLANCA

Don’t feel insecure. It’s super normal wear a lot of layers in the winter. You are totally good. And, nobody has nothing to do with your weight. Also, your dance steal the scene. You’re a man with many talents

Nayara

When he stepped on the lace 💀 I died a little inside

KJ

The laces gives me anxiety

Arya

Watching this while listening to the Pitch Perfect track list is … interesting

KJ

3am pst is peak hour for Aushens post

BLANCA

how many times do we have to tell you to do your god damn laces up

Beth

Idk what you were so worried about hunny, you look fine in that fit🩵💜

Regan the Rebel💜

A little marshmallow man 💖

Erin

You’re such a dork🤭🩵💜

Regan the Rebel💜

Why is this so cute and funny

Arya

aushen, deep breaths. you look fine (and you’re slaying 🙂‍↕️) 🤍

enora

damn look at that hip movement

Beth

but you look normal

ilya

HAHAHAHA aushen you look so cute

ilya

Aushen you’re such a cutie patootie I swear to god I got mild cute aggression from this 🥹

kay_darling03🦀

You don’t look fat at all 👀

Arya

The extra layers just give me more fluffiness, haha it looks like u have a round tummy now lmao (Still looking very cute )

BLANCA

👀 Oooookay (idk how to feel)

KJ

I'm gonna thank your mom that she didn't swallow 😜 (idk what's happening to me(

xhvbx🦀

Mime Aushen hahaha

BLANCA

I fuck with fluffy aushen 🤭

kay_darling03🦀

YES SWEETIE YOURE DOING GREAT 📸 🥰

kay_darling03🦀

WHAT IS THIS AUSHEB

Arya

KANSNAND I'M KIDDING YOU'RE SLAYING BABE 🫶🏻

sarcatsticx

this is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

sarcatsticx

It caught me soo off guard when I edited it like I’m so fluffy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Aushen Ride

Also, don’t worry about how you look. Chubby is hot, too! (I also wouldn’t have noticed anything if you didn’t say anything not that there is a lot to notice lol)

Erin

Omg you hit every beat

Erin

If it makes you feel any better, you can tell it's a hoodie underneath because of the kangaroo pouch 👍 You don't look bad

Claire

How did you breath in that mask?!

Claire

I think I'm slightly traumatised

Claire


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