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Explaining a Book I read in the fourth grade for 50 min!

Hello my pretty girls lmk if you like this or NOT sorry if its too long im so tiered, also I have THREE nsfw audios posted up on the other tier make sure to listen!!

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My plan was getting to sleep with your voice but then you talked about Warriors and I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep before you finished. It was my favorite book series, haha, and it was really cool to hear you explain the general plot, like... Wow. It brought back a lot of memories. Every so often I remember Warriors and want to re-read it and catch up (I think I stopped reading around when you stopped, too?) but there's so many books, it's hard to find the time/motivation/focus. Anyway, I'm rambling. Point is, thank you for taking the time to talk about it, even if you were tired. It was really nice to go back to this universe with you.

Elio

Scrappy was my favorite character nooo 😭

Quercus

this is like one of those voicenotes that your partner would send to you after remembering something from so long ago and then sharing it with you! 🥰🥰 this was very sweet and I listened to this before I went to bed so this was 👌🏼👌🏼 I've also never read The Warriors so hearing Aushen go on about it was very cute 😅😅 Please do more of these. I'd love to hear you yap away

mcxyp

Listening to this while cleaning is therapeutic. Just him sitting there yapping is such a blessing

Marshy

You could reread and continue the series as an adult then share how your view on it has changed/ how you still agree with your original opinion

Erin

I don’t think I’d be able to comprehend this all in the fourth grade lol Aushen you have always been a genius

Erin

This is so fun! I’ve never read this series but it seems really creative and def something young Aush would love reading

Erin

Not Clickbait! Its so hot... He is whimpering and moaning for us...

Alice Voice

I finally had time to watch it and it took me tf outtt😂😭 aushen speaking Mandarin was not on my bingo card this year😭

Doves🤍

y’all in his new nsfw tier, is he actually… yk 👀? i need to know for scientific purposes before i decide to upgrade

Sav

Also I forgot to say it but I did end up being put to sleep by this man’s smooth and inadvertently sensual voice only to be abruptly awoken by one of his spontaneous bursts of sound, only to giggle, rest my head back down on my pillow, and listen to the rest as I slowly drifted off 10/10 experience even with the jumpscare 🥰 (jumpscared me worse than FNAF ever has)

kay_darling03🦀

You cried 🥺

Nayara

“Getting wet…” you know so well!!

Nayara

I loved you change your voice to play the characters ❤️

Nayara

I’m waiting you come for NSFW tier

Nayara

IM CRYING UR POST ON REDNOTE WAS ACC SO FUNNY

Meh

Loved listening to this Aushen🫶 Love you❤️ Goodnight and hope you sleep well💙😴

Ella

🥹🫶🏻 yes same for me we just want some peaceful sleep ayo😪

Ira🦀

His name was fireheart, leaf pool is actually fireheart’s daughter. His crush’s name was spotted leaf. And scrappy’s name was scourge. I have great memory 🤓

kristen alyssa

I'm sick and listening to this is tripping after. I'm like. The cats are doing what? With who?

Mariel A

I LOVED WARRIORS

kristen alyssa

I call dibs on Sand-Dagger 🤣

Claire

Updating my username to Sand-Star

Jordie

I had put listening to this off until I went to bed and I can't stop smiling like an idiot 🥰 Despite all the surprising amount of death (seriously, every death especially Scrappy's had me shook) it was still wholesome and cute to listen to :) I like your way of storytelling aushy xx

Doves🤍

Also the nsfw stuff... You heard Aushen talk. Now imagine him making other sounds... Yes, it's that good ✨️ Just trust me, Aushen Ride can give you an imaginative ride and he doesn't even need a bike.

metamorphosella

Please make shower thoughts audios a regular thing. I think I remember asking you to do yapping sessions about stuff you like before. I really love just listening to you talk. Your voice is very calming and you just give me safe space vibes. Thank you, Aushen 😊

metamorphosella

Ngl it’s giving the cat version of ACOTAR 🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂 But if I’m being honest if I had this book summary when I was in 6th grade I probably would have started to read them 🫶🏼😂

Hannah Miller

Can I please just cuddle up against you and you put your arms around me and yap until we both fall asleep?

metamorphosella

Bruh if my local news anchor had a voice like Aushens you best believe I’d tune in to watch it everyday (I can literally listen to his voice for hours)

BLANCA

Scrappy’s story seams to be the best … like oh hell yeah ! 😂😂 but then the plot twist !!! Oh no 😱

Hannah Miller

Please do more long videos like this of you just rambling about stuff you remember or are super passionate about, because first of all... it's really cute and second I just love to hear you talk and I'm just selfish like that. 🤩🤩🤩

Olabrith (liv) 🕷️

you are so adorable... i love it 🙂‍↕️

Olabrith (liv) 🕷️

Aushen, I'm so happy. This is literally me explaining the fantasy romance books I'm reading if anyone is stupid enough to ask me about them 😅😅😅

metamorphosella

I'm 5 minutes in and I love this so much already 🥰🤭 I'm actually smiling over here 😅

metamorphosella

“Also 4:20” 😂😂😂🫶🏼

Hannah Miller

Ilyt! ❤️❤️ Aw sweetie, that sucks 🥺 I know how that feels though, it takes me ages to fall asleep and I'm a super light sleeper, so I never get much sleep 😆

Claire

Haha I can see you lurking Aushen. Did you have a good sleep at least?

Claire K

oh we really fkn do 😭 but even if i go to bed early it doesn't change much since i simply cannot sleep peacefully through the night :( me miserable and tired no matter what it is what it is thank you for your sweet words my wonderful claire🥹ily!!!🫂💓

Ira🦀

*Checking my notes*

Arya

He died and his son became the new leader

Aushen Ride

The pretty girls really need better sleep schedules I feel your pain though, lovely Ira 🫂❤️ You can do it though, I believe in you

Claire

aushy you are my fav yapper <3

Ira🦀

guys i am going back to work tomorrow and it makes me wanna cry and my insomnia GOODFKNBYE idk how imma survive it 😀😀😀

Ira🦀

I had so many thoughts while I was listening but couldn't write them down since I was also journaling and now I forgot all of them abskxklf gonna relisten tomorrow ♡

Ira🦀

I definitely think you have something here. I think this is the beginning of the Aushen Ride book club.

Lady Abigor

Okay but what happened to timothy in the end?

Arya

probably it doesn't happen only to me, but your voice has some sort of comforting effect, and i love that ❤️‍🩹

Lita 🎀

It’s so cute! Idk if he recognizes Aushen’s voice of if it’s just the meows, hold on I’m gonna test it out

Regan the Rebel💜

You explaining this story makes it even more interesting, I could listen to you talk all day🫠🤭 This franchise has enemies to lovers that’s amazing The mom having to 💀 her own kid is insane in a children’s book fr I love how some children’s books can be so detailed and unhinged I enjoyed this, thank you aushen for getting me- RELAXED listening to your voice again🤭

Liv

Okay, last thing, the NSFW tier... fuck. We love it🫠 totally worth it💯

Brooke

Oh I felt the pain of footage being lost, corrupted, or just not coming out the way you hoped it would😭 Also, last time you read a book was when?!?!😭

Liv

Sorry yall, I feel like I'm over commenting😅

Brooke

Cooking and having lunch while listening to this felt like we were on the phone and i had you on speaker 😌 I was so invested in how you were explaining the books IT WAS REALLY FUN 🤭🩷 No lie, i could listen to your voice for hours

Lita 🎀

OMGG, Ripper sounds like a proper little rider

Claire

Omg, that's adorable 🤣❤️ Now I'm wondering what voice Ripley would have..

Claire

He tied it on his paws using the opposable thumbs that all cats have, obviously 😂

Brooke

"This one is Fire Timothy" 😂

Brooke

me currently imagining a hot as fuck cat in cat terms why do i see it

Ira🦀

I love personifying my cats too! Lol With my last cat, I would call him a “distinguished gentleman that went to Harvard.” And I imagined he sounded like Sherlock Holmes if he could speak 🤣

AlBlamb

"Imagine getting wet" I don't have to imagine 🤭

Brooke

It reminded me of the story time thing with Deadpool at Disney (I wish I could have seen it live!) there’s a ton of videos of it online if you want a good laugh

AlBlamb

I would melt

Brooke

i was so focused journaling and listening all quiet me and my headphones and then you meowed and said "maybe that's why i meow so much" and it made me laugh out loud i can see lil aushen practicing his meows back then

Ira🦀

OMG, since I made his meow my ringtone, everytime I get a notification, Ripper meows back at him🤣🥰

Regan the Rebel💜

Aushen speaks cat, confirmed Ripley just gives me dirty looks whenever she hears him 🤣

Claire

thimothy😭😭 YOU’RE SO CUTE

Beth

my motivation for today was this audio did most of my stuff NOW IT'S JOURNAL AND LISTEN TO AUSHY TIME YIPPIEEEEEE <3

Ira🦀

FUCKING HELL i love this man’s voice… he could be degrading me and I still be sitting here with butterflies (I apologize for getting more feral/needy the longer I am on this Patreon, I am so sorry)

Regan the Rebel💜

AHAHA WHEN HE MEOWED MY CAT MEOWED BACK!!! That was amazing and so cute! Ripper just kinda walked into my room and stared up at me with wide eyes and kept meowing back at Aushen, he was like tilting his head slightly. That was the cutest thing ever!!!

Regan the Rebel💜

“imagine getting wet, I bet that’s you” well I won’t say it’s not me

Beth

I did actually fall asleep to this so now I’m re listening because I missed it

Beth

I need you to call us kitten

Beth

Yes aushen, it’s Thunderclan 🤣🩵💜

Regan the Rebel💜

I’m gonna come to you indeed- oh I already did- I mean wait

Beth

Timothy?!🤣🤣🤣 as a pet he was named Rusty, once he became part of the clan he became Firestar lmao!! (Pretty sure the blue cat he’s talking about is bluestar)

Regan the Rebel💜

It’s ok:) I’ve got a spring mattress and I fell asleep with my hip right on a spring last night, it messed me up lol, thank you🩵💜

Regan the Rebel💜

Nooo, Regan ❤️ I hope you feel better soon, my love 🫂

Claire

I woke up in so much pain this morning, this was so nice to listen to omfg… I love listening to him ramble it literally puts me in a different headspace so quickly💜🩵

Regan the Rebel💜

I forgot about these books! I remember loving them as a kid but even as you explained it, I still don't remember anything that happened in them😂

Brooke

My brain is refusing to let me read any more books until a certain third instalment comes out in just over a week 👀

Claire

It made me giggle haha

Brooke

The nsfw tier is worth every penny and we love it, and each other, and Aushen too 👍

Claire

When you said let’s speak in cat I literally meow 🤣

Anna Morales

Wait you want us to tell our opinion about the NSFW tier?? Here we go ITS WORTH IT GUYS LITERALLY IM HAVING THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE

Arya

👏👏👏👏 👑

Claire

Even the cats fuck yet you and I still- (I’M SORRY)

Arya

I can’t believe you did this sober lol

Arya

She would as well. Then she'd attack my feet.

Claire

I imagined Ripley calling you broski lol

Arya

Shower thoughts are not the same as everyday thoughts. There’s a lot going on in my mind while showering 🙃 I didn’t doubt you 🫶🫶

Anna Morales

I’m taking notes like I’m in class WHAT AM I LISTENING

Arya

I need you to explain dark romance books in this way, for science 🤣

Claire

Wait I thought they didn’t speak English ?? I’m so confused

Arya

the “4/20” was so cute help

Beth

I’d always come (for) to you Aushen

Arya

His name was… Long pause… and you come up with TIMOTHY??

Arya

“hot shower thoughts” hot showers are the best

Beth

Hold on lemme get a cup of tea and snuggle down to listen to this 🥰

Daisee

I'm an adult but my book collection is all about children's book. Maybe because I work around children. Now, I need to find this series.

Slaynie

Thank you for the story aushenn! I enjoyed it sm teehee bye bye

Lysna

Aushen should learn to stop saying sorry lol

Lysna

Aushen shared he cried over a book wasn't on my bingo but that was so cute

Lysna

You retell this story only based on memory? I'm listening while doing homework so I wasn't too focused

Lysna

Ok sorry i highlighted useless point

Lysna

Lol they're cats

Lysna

They do FUCK on children's book??? Lol im gagged, i forgot whats on my childrens' books back in the day LMAO

Lysna

I thought nothing could make me like you more, but yapping about The Warrior Cats series definitely did lol. Have you read any of the other series like Survivors (dogs) or Seekers (bears)? I was obsessed lmao

Claire K

We definitely need more content of you explaining books or movies or series

Inês ♡

Did we just find out what Aushens decedents will be reading abt in the future ( THE MEOW LEGACY SHALL CONTINUE)

BLANCA

Yap my ear off anytime, this was literally funny to listen to (let’s just say storytelling isn’t ur strongest skill lol but it’s adorable)

BLANCA

Good night sweetie 🫶 have sweet dreams

Heichou

“I’m sorry if you’re falling asleep” … It’s six am, I haven’t slept, I’m forcing myself to stay awake as best as I can to listen, so… hehe this says volumes about how I feel about you 🫠

kay_darling03🦀

feel free to do this type of content any time you feel like it, it’s very fun to listen to 🤍

enora

Is it sad I remember this like the back of my hand?

Claire K

Also yes Firepaw’s clan was Thunderclan lol and he becomes Fireheart, then later Firestar

Claire K

Wait so you also read the Warrior cat series? What is your favorite character? Mine was Graypaw (later Graystripe). I only read like half of the books cause there’s like 50 books (like you said). Also the first cats name was Firepaw lol. So he was called a kittypet. Damn this was a blast from the past lol.

Claire K

Booktok was born the day Aushen began reading abt cats f*cking 😭 IM JOKING

BLANCA

I’m listening like a good girl 🧎🏻‍♀️‍➡️

Nayara

Baby Aushen would be proud you still “remember” this book series

BLANCA

I wish my cat said words like "broski"

Claire

I'm gonna need you to explain everything for me from now on

Claire

“I’m not a furry” I’ve heard you say “clop clop” before I SWEAR I HAVE (dunno if you meant it like THAT but I swear I’m not losing my mind)

kay_darling03🦀

Aushen explaining things to me for forty minutes? I’m sat, silent, snuggled in bed, this is gonna be GREAT🤭🥰✨

kay_darling03🦀

last ones I read were The Inheritance Games saga do I know the plot? yes. can I put it into words? nope 🧍🏻

sarcatsticx

I was just missing you what how’d you know 🙈

kay_darling03🦀

I read a book once. By that I mean yesterday. Was it fairy s m u t? Yes.

Mariel A

I read mine multiple times. I still do this

Mariel A

I have a looot of books and I've read like, half of them and when people ask me what it's about, my brain dies :D

sarcatsticx

💗💗

Kirbygore

well, you're better at explaining books than I could ever be tbh

sarcatsticx

I don't know this book, but now I want to read it

Heichou

So excited for a story time!! 📖

Casey

“And you gonna come to me” I was not expected that…and made me giggle

Nayara

This feels like Storytime with Aushen and I'm here for it

Claire

Warrior cats reminds me of DeviantArt

Claire

trying so hard not to giggle because i’m in public but you’re so endearing aushen 😭

enora

The Aushen drinking game wasn't me... I swear 👀

Claire

I love the idea!!! Do it

Nayara

Don’t go to bed Aushen if you don’t want lol

Arya

I'll listen to this when i'm back home 🙂‍↕️ Also, go to bed

Lita 🎀

As. You. Should. Be.

Arya

I'm delaying running errands just to listen to this 🤣

Claire

Is that how young u we’re when the MEOW infatuation began HAHAHAH

BLANCA

Aushen has a water park AND a book club

Nayara

Day 4274283 of us telling you to go to bed. You can also go to my bed

Nayara

it’s ok gaslight us into believing the plot u created for the book series is the right one

BLANCA

We do like long audios of you talking about any subject!

Nayara

Omg Aushen's bookclub, also go to bed!

Inês ♡

I can’t listen right now but I’m sure I’ll have a treat when I can THANK YOU AUSHEN

Arya

Aushen is keeping his pretty girls fed lately with all this content ❤️

Claire

Hoping your day gets better 🫶

BLANCA

pookie go to bed

Ira🦀

I really hope the title is true because it’s so funny lmao

Arya

It's sad to lost footages aushen, things could happen for reasons...

Lysna

Aush sure knows how to put someone to sleep with that voice! 😌😌

Kaitlyn

Listening to this audio while drawing in class. Fire 🤌

Heichou

Almost 50 minutes?? We'll be right back after I'm done with my work

Slaynie

I've been sick these days, glad to have morea audios to hear!

Lysna

Go to bed? Lmao

Claire

Hello my pretty boyy

Lysna

Kagdjqo9a

Lysna


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