Natural Selection | Total Monster Kill #5
Added 2024-08-24 16:37:13 +0000 UTCWELCOME BACK TO TOTAL MONSTER KILL!
The hunters seek respite, while the monsters converge.
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Comments
I was so rooting for Jin until I heard moon beast
Bleh
2024-12-04 18:23:49 +0000 UTCMOONBEASTMOINBEASTMONNBESART
Maelouh
2024-11-29 03:02:58 +0000 UTCno joke i dropped everything in my hands and fell to my knees when the mary reveal happened
hunnybear
2024-11-27 08:17:27 +0000 UTCI think this episode might be one of the most episodes of all time.
Mon
2024-11-17 22:28:43 +0000 UTCINSANE SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Jorts Storm
2024-10-05 11:57:30 +0000 UTC(Spoilers) I fucking knew As soon as they mentioned the moon it was going to become a moon Beast joke. I fucking love you guys lmao.
Draven Fisher
2024-09-30 17:12:32 +0000 UTCi heard "three eyes" and immediately knew what was up ohh myyy GODDDDDD
Alister-Alice
2024-09-15 15:21:26 +0000 UTCHOLY FKN SHIT
Trintin Chick
2024-09-09 14:16:42 +0000 UTCI can’t stand these mfers with their ability to make the most gut wrenching stressful stories into a MOON BEAST JOKE and then have it STILL BE TWISTING ME INSIDE OUT FROM FEAR AND STRESS /pos
Golden
2024-09-09 10:37:56 +0000 UTCI don't think the good guys are gonna win this time...
brain_dead_dm
2024-09-08 19:54:25 +0000 UTCHoly hell grizly absolutely fucking SENDING it with the plot twists here and Everett going full goddamn beast mode!!! I've just got this image of Everett screaming on his knees as the bones and the wings burst through his skin, the camera pans in on his face as tears are streaming down - the last remnant of his humanity in his eyes, full of pain and regret and shame, as those eyes slowly disappear into the shadow of the eye socket of the beast skull pushing up from under the skin. Goddamn this shit got metal as FUCK!
Mike Rawch
2024-09-08 06:15:07 +0000 UTCI’m SO glad I didn’t watch as it came out until recently cause I would’ve HATED waiting two weeks for an episode
CamelCraft
2024-09-07 14:40:58 +0000 UTCMOONBEAST!
Sylvia Corvidae
2024-09-03 20:18:32 +0000 UTCEVERYBODY CALM DOWN CALM FUCKINGDOWN 🚨🚨🚨🚨MOON BEAST🚨🚨🚨🚨
YourFoxMomAya
2024-09-03 20:13:57 +0000 UTCHonor the Cock moment
YourFoxMomAya
2024-09-03 20:03:45 +0000 UTCI wish there was video just to see Bizly’s reactions
AbeOfTheHam
2024-09-03 16:23:48 +0000 UTCTHE RETURN OF THE MOON BEAST, YESSSS, I’m so happy to see a roundabout story, I LOVE APOTHEOSIS
Munoz Adan
2024-09-02 21:20:16 +0000 UTCWDYM DEVOUR THE MOON???
Causethefox
2024-09-02 19:49:43 +0000 UTCman i want a poster of the hybrids just on a mountain or in the volcano, thatd be cool merch
CamelCraft
2024-09-02 13:27:31 +0000 UTCim SO glad everett branched off
CamelCraft
2024-09-02 13:19:02 +0000 UTCis it weird that i'm rooting for the moon beast and everett?
CamelCraft
2024-09-01 14:04:33 +0000 UTCICHOR ALSO?!?!!!?!
CamelCraft
2024-09-01 14:00:43 +0000 UTCOMG THE MOON BEAST EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED!?!!!?!?!!!
CamelCraft
2024-09-01 13:52:07 +0000 UTChere is a CRAZY theory [most definitely not true but itd be SO cool] what if this campaign is the PAST of monster control? the chances are super slim but there could be a chance, maybe, hopefully, probably not though. but its just something to think about [OR maybe this could be crazy the eating of the moon fractures the universe and splits into all of the campaigns, now that i say it it sounds crazy and becomes the world tree or something, i think im crazy idk]
CamelCraft
2024-09-01 08:56:33 +0000 UTCLollll I can’t believe the one time I comment it came out like a criticism. I’m wrapping it up after that one 😭😭 but fr I love your campaigns so much they’re so good
Cole S
2024-09-01 03:13:35 +0000 UTCnoooo i get you 🙏🙏i appreciate that! i wanted to give insight on how i tried to make it different for him since i cant do a lower pitch 😭
Just Roll With It
2024-09-01 03:07:15 +0000 UTCNoooo 😭😭😭 it wasn’t a bad thing lol it’s just very unique to your characters and has this ring to it that I focus on 😭😭😭 didn’t mean as a critique my bad g 😂😂
Cole S
2024-09-01 03:03:32 +0000 UTCgrizz here! my goal was to give forge the voice of what i thought smoke or a small flame would sound like. cant help not having a deep voice tho
Just Roll With It
2024-09-01 03:02:04 +0000 UTCI just had a realization, Lucia is this worlds hiccup from how to train your dragon. At least movie one hiccup
SpookyPerson34
2024-09-01 01:34:09 +0000 UTCImma be real i fully zoned out when Grizzly when on his 5 minute gruff voice soliloquy. I could only focus on that voice he uses for every other gruff character
Cole S
2024-08-31 23:06:22 +0000 UTCThe moon beast has never failed to make an appearance in EVERY SINGLE CAMPAIGN and I can not be more proud to know that even tho Charlie isn't in this campaign, at least the moon beast will be.
Drathis
2024-08-30 02:01:42 +0000 UTCeveretts an arrancar wtf😭
JFlibby
2024-08-29 07:24:52 +0000 UTCIt’s gonna be crazy wrapping this up. This whole set up has fully expanded scale into epic proportion… only so much rooting for my little guys can dooo
Dawnlotus
2024-08-29 00:02:17 +0000 UTCCLOSE ENOUGH : Welcome back (hive ver.) Rachel Rand!!!
Dawnlotus
2024-08-29 00:00:11 +0000 UTCTHIS IS WHAT IM SAYING BRO. THE BITB PARALLELSSS
Dawnlotus
2024-08-28 23:59:18 +0000 UTCnow jin and lucia must come together to combine their super laser piss and piss on the moon
ariconditioner
2024-08-28 16:52:26 +0000 UTCThe moon beast is on the rise
Veemon 22
2024-08-28 15:12:57 +0000 UTCThis episode genuinely had me almost pausing in the middle of work to just try and recover. It was amazing the reveals and the twists were perfectly executed.
Porter Walker
2024-08-28 07:01:50 +0000 UTCi did but it’s only canon if it’s in the episode
Just Roll With It
2024-08-28 05:52:14 +0000 UTCOMG THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!
Calron
2024-08-28 03:06:36 +0000 UTChe planned to describe it but didn't get to it during the episode
FYNNER
2024-08-27 23:36:58 +0000 UTCMy fault og
Squig
2024-08-27 22:46:32 +0000 UTCThat’s one way to transition lol
Jezzibolt
2024-08-27 22:41:19 +0000 UTCI’ve learned the hard way to listen/watch and then read comments lol
Jezzibolt
2024-08-27 22:40:11 +0000 UTCThis is why Bizly doesn’t read the comments lol
Jezzibolt
2024-08-27 22:37:48 +0000 UTCI could’ve sworn that in the rolled, Grizzly said that Pebble got eaten
Bumpusking
2024-08-27 22:25:35 +0000 UTCMOONBEAST!MOONBEAST! MOONBEAST!MOONBEAST!
I_don't_pay_taxes
2024-08-27 20:03:37 +0000 UTCThe moon beast was a joke that started in apotheosis (i think) so it lacks alot of lore as it was a just a beast that was the moon, If you want more moonbeast watch apotheosis
I_don't_pay_taxes
2024-08-27 19:36:25 +0000 UTCCan someone fill me in on jrwi moonbeast lore? I keep hearing it like everywhere in these podcasts xD
NattyNuke
2024-08-27 18:53:46 +0000 UTCSPOILERS i am fucking inconsolable mari doesn't remember lucia well because in order to become full beast she had to let go of her last attachment to humanity AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. HER SISTER. I CANT DO THIS TODAY also moonbeast i guess if you even care
thee_birdo
2024-08-27 04:00:35 +0000 UTCis it just me or does charlie sound kinda weird
Chrung
2024-08-27 03:56:07 +0000 UTCMoooooooon beasssssttttt
Cyanocitta
2024-08-27 03:08:01 +0000 UTCAYOOOOOO, MoonBeast origin story??? That’s my homie dude, we share a bottle of Henney and play poker in the celestial plane on the weekends! So cool to see my boy, MB’s summoning! Thank you Grizzly
Canonical JRWI Jesus
2024-08-27 01:57:43 +0000 UTCno way "MINIONS, TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOOONNNNNN!!" just happened
ArkisGoopin
2024-08-27 01:39:03 +0000 UTCMOON BEAST!!! man we NEED moon beast merch at this point~
Dawnan
2024-08-27 01:26:26 +0000 UTCI just finished the episode… sighhhhhh grizzly dm continues to thrive in my little monkey brain
ollie⭐️
2024-08-27 01:20:27 +0000 UTCMy shi is totaled
TheSageofthe7Suns
2024-08-27 01:11:33 +0000 UTCclose enough, welcome back Drey Ferin (I’m grieving)
ollie⭐️
2024-08-27 00:18:23 +0000 UTCafter the rolled i just want to stress that this is affectionate and i'm mega hyped
medivyn
2024-08-26 23:45:59 +0000 UTCThis campaign is so good it makes me want to detonate in a public space
Patrick Rowe
2024-08-26 23:03:41 +0000 UTCI cant believe i just got moon-beast'd
Seizuristic
2024-08-26 22:53:09 +0000 UTCi'm not done listening yet but WHAT THE FUCK GRIZZLY
medivyn
2024-08-26 22:42:39 +0000 UTCNext episode. Lucia I’m dating your sister
bob
2024-08-26 21:26:44 +0000 UTCEverett reminds me of Fern in the final seasons of adventure time
Travis Sucks
2024-08-26 17:19:47 +0000 UTCThis
Travis Sucks
2024-08-26 16:41:22 +0000 UTCMOON BEAST MOON BEAST MOON BEAST
Swamp_Nymf
2024-08-26 15:48:58 +0000 UTCShould’ve named this “Condi gets fucked by cocks on camera”
Squig
2024-08-26 15:38:03 +0000 UTCMOONBEAST YESSS I now know what Grizz was saying in his livestream about Bizly’s reactions.
Paige Victoria
2024-08-26 14:40:48 +0000 UTCBrooo I can't be crying at work
Dew Springs
2024-08-26 12:09:26 +0000 UTCMOON BEAST!!!!!!!!!!
The Lemonade Guy
2024-08-26 03:56:03 +0000 UTCOopsie daisy
the fun police
2024-08-26 02:47:24 +0000 UTCI DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT
Kobra
2024-08-26 00:07:37 +0000 UTCAND ONE OF THE FRIENDS IS ALSO ONE WITH THE BAD GUYS
SugaryApples
2024-08-26 00:04:58 +0000 UTCYOU GENIUS
SugaryApples
2024-08-26 00:04:42 +0000 UTCEverett finally found someone to match his freak
CL the frog
2024-08-25 23:53:47 +0000 UTCYOU HATE ME .
Lucia enjoyer
2024-08-25 23:46:36 +0000 UTCOnce again, I listened to this in a store but holy CRAP was this incredible. I teared up at so much, I got chills and had to sit down at other parts (that reveal was so good. I had an inkling but WOW.), and just overall, this episode is good. So good. I cannot WAIT for the finale. This is incredible
ectoplasmicradiance
2024-08-25 20:33:05 +0000 UTC1:07:40 JAW DROPPED. TEARS FORMED. DRANK THE REST OF MY SODIE POP AND TWISTED THE SILLY STRAW AROUND MY NECK.
mandsymbolm
2024-08-25 20:00:25 +0000 UTCSpoilers for bitb This is bitb , a group of 3 friends and a missing sister who is a literal god
Kobra
2024-08-25 19:38:26 +0000 UTCabsolutely insane. so cool. grizzly’s dming has improved so drastically and the voice acting was peak this episode!!! i love total monster kill and. the moonbeast
gunkinandgoopin
2024-08-25 18:46:12 +0000 UTCI just wish this campaign was longer, although it would completely change the sick shit Everett has going on
Abdulaziz Mohammed
2024-08-25 15:39:03 +0000 UTCOk yeah, this is officially my favorite JRWI show, even though I wish we got to see a little more of all these characters before it ended and before Everett turned to the beasts side. I love this so much
Raymond-is-bread354
2024-08-25 12:20:58 +0000 UTCNew TMK episode RRRAAGGH WTF IS BAD STORYTELLING 👹👹👹
LickSquid
2024-08-25 12:12:34 +0000 UTCGUYS IM NOT READY FOR THIS SERIES TO END 😭😭😭😭
mobert
2024-08-25 01:44:25 +0000 UTCEverett’s transformation is giving Bleach
Lots Of People
2024-08-25 01:21:14 +0000 UTCTHIS EASILY TOPS SOME OF MY FAVORITE JRWI SESSIONS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
isaacs
2024-08-25 01:14:31 +0000 UTCI KNEW ITTTT
QueenPickle
2024-08-25 00:21:22 +0000 UTCwhy the FUCK did i reas the spoiler omg THATS CRAZY THOUGH
finncharlie
2024-08-25 00:19:41 +0000 UTC:O
strwbrykitty
2024-08-24 23:50:34 +0000 UTCi have no idea how each episode keeps getting better than the last, you guys are doing an amazing job!!
alootnoot
2024-08-24 22:49:22 +0000 UTCOh
SugaryApples
2024-08-24 22:46:29 +0000 UTCI kinda expected the reveal of the big bad because the foreshadowing and lead up was great. But we get an origin story AND a bad ass beast knight? Fuckjn sick
OSTR1CHBO1
2024-08-24 21:59:45 +0000 UTCM O O N B E A S T
risenvoider
2024-08-24 21:43:37 +0000 UTCJRWI Origins: Moonbeast
Kolby
2024-08-24 21:39:05 +0000 UTCMoonbeast.
Gray
2024-08-24 20:53:45 +0000 UTCI’m going C R A Z Y. Moonbeast
ScarletTheDragon
2024-08-24 20:02:49 +0000 UTCThis is me before watching the episode, doing good gang can't wait for the sillies to win this battle
SugaryApples
2024-08-24 19:48:25 +0000 UTCSpoilers? Everyone else does this so God this episode was awesome, I threw my arms into the air twice from both moon beast and Lucia’s sister. This shit has built for such a powder keg of emotions on top the volcano.
John EldenRing
2024-08-24 19:37:14 +0000 UTCThe fucking moon beast?????? 😭😭😭😭
Three Moths in a Trenchcoat
2024-08-24 19:37:01 +0000 UTCI have been waiting for a moon beast reference since FREAKING EPISODE 1. It’s finally happened.
The Spider In Your Closet
2024-08-24 19:22:43 +0000 UTCIT. IN FACT. DID GO DOWNHILL. THROUGH THE HILL. AND DEEP INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH.
georgia 👁️
2024-08-24 19:22:07 +0000 UTCSpoilers Lucia's sister is the big bad??? I'm killing myself
Three Moths in a Trenchcoat
2024-08-24 19:21:59 +0000 UTCi actually hate this podcast so much genuinely fuck all of you you know im emotionally attached to these characters you know im invested in this show and its the FUCKING MOON BEAST???? EVERYTHING I CARE ABOUT??? ITS ALL A BIT?????? I HATE YOU
ProblematicDino
2024-08-24 19:16:50 +0000 UTCmy jaw has been fully dropped for the past five minutes. bizly’s portion of the session is absolutely insane and im really hyped to see condi and milo’s reaction
Caspian Astronokia
2024-08-24 19:15:12 +0000 UTCSPOILERS GRIZZLY DM U MF YOUR ANTAGONISTS ARE INSANE I LOVE THAT REVEAL
Lyric_alypso
2024-08-24 19:07:06 +0000 UTCyeah man, not messed up at all, no, yeah, I'm doing great actually, yeah it's, like, so fine. I'm definitely prepared to see Lucia break down, like for real though, Im so not gonna freak...yeah.
Alana Cake
2024-08-24 19:01:41 +0000 UTCGrizzly this is so fucked up (thanks appreciate it)
Emilie Øgendahl
2024-08-24 18:46:14 +0000 UTCCraziest origin story in JRWI history.
Gunkymunkyspunk
2024-08-24 18:35:06 +0000 UTCBEAST KNIGHT BEAST KNIGHT BEAST KNIGHT!!! THIS SHIT IS SO HYPE
Dung eater
2024-08-24 18:34:13 +0000 UTCI was genuinely sobbing by the end of this episode, tears in my eyes, rocking back and forth
Rook
2024-08-24 18:27:54 +0000 UTCAMBER SWEETEST GIRL
strwbrykitty
2024-08-24 18:12:01 +0000 UTCFkn Pebble made it out? Bro is like the one who dies first in the horror movie
Three Moths in a Trenchcoat
2024-08-24 18:10:15 +0000 UTCim so scared
strwbrykitty
2024-08-24 18:03:55 +0000 UTCEverett is trans goals
YIPPIE ✨✨
2024-08-24 17:57:25 +0000 UTCguys... why did condi condifiction say that..
The Eggineer
2024-08-24 17:35:37 +0000 UTCWe’re totally killing monsters with this one.
The Spider In Your Closet
2024-08-24 17:34:35 +0000 UTCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
mandsymbolm
2024-08-24 17:28:19 +0000 UTCDidn‘t expect it to drop so early but I‘m stoked!
Cheesenoodles
2024-08-24 17:11:47 +0000 UTCAMBER MEOWWWWWW
Three Moths in a Trenchcoat
2024-08-24 17:02:31 +0000 UTCWent to total monster kill episode 5 island and everyone knew you there
finexists
2024-08-24 16:58:25 +0000 UTCLETS GO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Caiden Camphuysen
2024-08-24 16:57:09 +0000 UTCWill this make me cry?
Citron
2024-08-24 16:54:02 +0000 UTCDude it's so over time to cry
the tittystriders
2024-08-24 16:53:02 +0000 UTCLETS GOOOOOOO
Bean_HAWK404
2024-08-24 16:52:05 +0000 UTCI am ready to be emotionally destroyed over the next hour and a half
nautLS
2024-08-24 16:50:55 +0000 UTCWow I got here right as it was posted, man I sure do hope that everyone is going to be okay and no one will be hurt (I love JRWI angst it hurts so good)
The Fallen Vines
2024-08-24 16:48:40 +0000 UTCshe total on my monster till I kill
UnknownAvacado
2024-08-24 16:48:21 +0000 UTCWho up killing they monster?
Arie
2024-08-24 16:47:54 +0000 UTCOh shit more peak just dropped.
Pezza
2024-08-24 16:47:30 +0000 UTCYAYYY NOTHING WILL EVER GO WRONG IN THIS EPISODEE!!!!
izzy bizzy
2024-08-24 16:47:20 +0000 UTCLESS GOOOO
Grayson Seddon
2024-08-24 16:47:03 +0000 UTCITS UP
QueenPickle
2024-08-24 16:46:48 +0000 UTCI jumped here ASAP I hope nothing horrible happens this episode
Three Moths in a Trenchcoat
2024-08-24 16:46:32 +0000 UTCIM SO EXCITED YES
finncharlie
2024-08-24 16:46:03 +0000 UTCWOOOO IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL FROM HERE 🔥🔥
georgia 👁️
2024-08-24 16:43:58 +0000 UTCPERFECT I JUST FINISHED THE ROLLED
Avander Milford
2024-08-24 16:43:24 +0000 UTC
