Welcome to Your New Unlife | THE SUCKENING #3
Added 2023-12-02 17:10:09 +0000 UTCSplit up from Shilo, Arthur and Emizel start plotting.
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Holy shit, this is fucking hilarious Holy shit, I love Shilo
Jorts Storm
2024-10-14 04:23:49 +0000 UTCSports
the fun police
2024-09-04 01:49:11 +0000 UTCEa
Human Man
2024-06-05 23:20:12 +0000 UTCok this is crazy but what if the dawnkillers or whatever the vamp hunters are called take down one of the hollywood Ls making it holywood killing all vampires that see it it makes no sense but it would be funny if that was the plan the whole time
CamelCraft
2024-03-25 04:16:47 +0000 UTCi love emizel singing in the car it’s so cute and the bromance of soda and emizel? 😆🤘🏻 (oh uh… thanks for the warning Arthur….. :(………..)
shiloh’s #1 fan fr
2024-03-02 16:14:14 +0000 UTCsoda my beloved 😔🙏🏻
shiloh’s #1 fan fr
2024-03-02 16:11:26 +0000 UTCSoda slowly going insane
FinnJRWI
2024-01-25 09:18:37 +0000 UTCAny news about transcripts for ep3?? also I personally think transcripts are very helpful for those with auditory problems and it would be very nice if transcripts are not behind paywall so everyone else can follow along too, well idk if the council will see this comment or not but since sucking will be public for 5 ep, just 5 public transcripts wouldn’t be too bad right??
GPTC
2023-12-28 08:39:50 +0000 UTCi miss shilo... my babygirl.... where are you...
finncharlie
2023-12-16 05:26:05 +0000 UTCCharlie's voice is beautiful even when he's not really trying 😼
Leo Riley
2023-12-14 00:11:27 +0000 UTCBuffet style for vampires as an idea is hilarious
Zasne
2023-12-11 03:36:59 +0000 UTCThe 2016 honda civi has a screen
HappyPupper
2023-12-09 01:06:37 +0000 UTCThe sound design on these episodes are insane
ToppHatChicken
2023-12-07 22:08:25 +0000 UTCI just have to say the soundeffects on this are AMAZING! I died while hearing Emizel tumbling in the dryer
Alphan0rm
2023-12-07 16:06:13 +0000 UTCThey make me want to watch it with video but i know they're not posting video RAAAHHHHH jrwi crew is evil they're doing this on purpose 😔😔😔 great episode btw (<- is 3 minutes in)
Soni
2023-12-07 10:46:09 +0000 UTCI MISS HIM
finncharlie
2023-12-07 10:23:35 +0000 UTComg i agree with everything here except rumi how could you not love rumii theyre so cool and relatable
finncharlie
2023-12-07 10:22:52 +0000 UTCRIGHTTT and emizel's music taste is so silly i love him
finncharlie
2023-12-07 10:20:15 +0000 UTCall 4 of you are such brilliant story tellers. everything about this is just so amazing. for a campaign with no pre written story, this is insanely thorough and im so excited to see what else these guys get up to
finncharlie
2023-12-07 10:16:51 +0000 UTCI genuinely cannot get enough JRWI, I've been obsessed since the 1st episode of BiTb went up on YouTube Y'all rock! Keep up the good work, and I hope you're all having fun with the campaign(s)!
grimalkin
2023-12-07 09:51:04 +0000 UTCTranscript is running behind this episode. Trying to get it and episode 4 together before next week.
Just Roll With It
2023-12-07 04:14:32 +0000 UTCWow that was 2 amazing hours and it flew by too quick! I was so ready for Condi and Grizly to get back in and keep going and then Charlie just asks "Was that fun?" And then over 🥲
Casketeer
2023-12-06 04:21:19 +0000 UTCIt would really suck if the Queen killed Decan
Somenerd
2023-12-05 20:10:53 +0000 UTCDoes this episode have a transcript? Or will it be available soon?
enbyralsei
2023-12-05 11:15:12 +0000 UTCI know this is only ep 3 but why is this already my favorite JRWI campaign ever 😭
nitec0re_
2023-12-05 07:55:14 +0000 UTCi have some bad news…
syu
2023-12-05 05:10:11 +0000 UTC"Yea! Was that fun?"- Charlie 2023
Megan N Steinle
2023-12-05 01:36:50 +0000 UTCBizly's self satisfied giggles as Charlie describes Shilo running from the hot dogs is so good
Megan N Steinle
2023-12-05 01:31:54 +0000 UTCOh poor Shilo running away from the hot dogs lmao XD
Megan N Steinle
2023-12-05 01:28:50 +0000 UTC"You should do ads for hot dogs"- Bizly 2023
Megan N Steinle
2023-12-05 01:27:18 +0000 UTCI was instantly invested in every character, I can't pick a favorite. Usually I have an immediate favorite in a campaign but all of their characters in this chronicle have really interesting and complex backstories and traits. Very excited to see them explored.
Tayze Benson
2023-12-04 23:06:22 +0000 UTCOn brand for Shilo
liquidbronz
2023-12-04 19:37:16 +0000 UTCthe sound effect game goes hard, so hard that I almost passed out with craig and shilo and had to go take a break XD
Dawnan
2023-12-04 19:16:41 +0000 UTCBest intro ever.
Nicholas Winkler
2023-12-04 18:49:20 +0000 UTCi was really sad about how it ended i wanted everyone to have a happy ending 😭
syu
2023-12-04 17:46:45 +0000 UTCLove this setting and the characters everybody is playing :)
Silver Paladin
2023-12-04 16:50:03 +0000 UTCShilo my BOI is having his FREEDOM 😭❤️
Sapphirecactus
2023-12-04 16:09:48 +0000 UTCUsually I take a while to warm up to a new campaign and get invested in it but god motherfuckin damn that is not the case here. This thing is just awash with intrigue from the get-go. I love it
stomp
2023-12-04 16:08:40 +0000 UTCI swear to god if you ghoulify my boy soda I will be out for a vengeance
stomp
2023-12-04 16:03:46 +0000 UTCFuck thats good. I dont want to admit it but
Christian Stubblebine
2023-12-04 15:25:42 +0000 UTCI got dumped the day this episode came out, excited to watch it now :)
Stick Bug
2023-12-04 05:24:43 +0000 UTCI genuinely am enjoying all three of these silly vampires and their dynamics so much! Shilo is such a sweet charming character that performs horrific acts in such an innocent way and it’s so funny to see the contrast of it (also Bizly you have been KILLING IT with the Shilo voice it is SO good). Emizel is such a fun wild card punk guy that is a surprisingly chill person for literally murdering 12 people and being very violent (also in a gang, can’t forget that) but that contrast (contrast central here baby!) is so interesting as well! Arthur is such a disappointed vampire dad at this point but he’s also very mysterious and I’m excited to learn what his deal is, but also the contrast (yet again!) of his failing actions versus his seriousness and seeming competence is really funny. Overall I am LOVING these guys so far (praying that Soda gets to enjoy soda again, PLEASE fix him Shilo)
Eoxta
2023-12-04 04:41:38 +0000 UTCGotta love how every time Emizel is talking to Siri, MY phone's Siri responds to it.
Zyx
2023-12-04 00:36:39 +0000 UTCThe dryer sound effects are f*cking killing me XD
MetallicFlames
2023-12-03 23:47:59 +0000 UTC"I'm chill, dude. I'm chill" "You're chill" "No, no, I'm nor- I'm mentally stable." "Yeah you are." Weird, that would make a good musical,
Jordan
2023-12-03 23:16:33 +0000 UTCI will now refer to different types/flavors of hotdog as "breeds" thanks to Shilo. If you get a hotdog without any toppings it's a pure-bread.
Bean Martin
2023-12-03 21:48:06 +0000 UTCArthur hiding in the backseat of the car and Emeizel not being able to see him in the rearview mirror is absolutely insane and I love it
Bean Martin
2023-12-03 20:36:48 +0000 UTClove bizly saying "im all sucked out" knowing from spittake that theyve been in the studio for like 5+ hours
currentfever490
2023-12-03 19:21:32 +0000 UTCthis is so sick, i’m gonna make a bingo chart for this
pumpkinhead
2023-12-03 18:34:07 +0000 UTCi really think he's hiding something, the art in the videos has black veins all over his arms
MetallicFlames
2023-12-03 17:18:16 +0000 UTCI am so so excited to learn more about Arthur! Is the one glove a fashion choice or is he hiding something? Why does he have dulled teeth? Who is he looking for? Who are the people on the list? What’s his deal with water? “Fixing his relationship with the sun”???? Aaaaahhhh I love this sm :D
Eva R.
2023-12-03 17:08:51 +0000 UTCThe Shilo in LA montage 😭💖
Alexis Angst
2023-12-03 14:03:34 +0000 UTCWhat the Scallop?!
Piss
2023-12-03 04:49:05 +0000 UTCMan I felt bad when bizly said he would take 10 points not knowing what that would do
princess vegeta
2023-12-03 03:50:29 +0000 UTCIs there a transcript for this ep?
jazforthesoul
2023-12-03 02:31:29 +0000 UTCAlso idk but When bizly doesn’t dm he come down and just makes the best god damn Jrwi Characters, Shilo is awesome Rand is awesome Thanatos is awesome and Chip is awesome I also am really enjoying Arthur, Griz’s characters have been hit for miss with me, I love Dakota and Kian but Rumi I found kinda boring, but Arthur is a huge hit! He’s so interesting and mysterious! And way this… Sucks! Get it? It’s… it’s like the name!
Troy Math enthusiast
2023-12-03 00:45:06 +0000 UTCIs gonna be like last time where we got two episode together are we getting another one tmr?
Troy Math enthusiast
2023-12-03 00:35:54 +0000 UTCI believe shilo is a thinblood
Tayze Benson
2023-12-02 22:59:26 +0000 UTCArthurs a vampire hunter vampire, shilos a ghoul thing, and emiziel is a ghoul vampire
Sickerthanyou77
2023-12-02 22:20:11 +0000 UTCIs Arthur a vampire hunter
Fishgogle Yark
2023-12-02 22:00:28 +0000 UTCare we not gonna get Rolled's between episodes? dang i hope the one after the series is over is like 2 hours long lmao
Natsu Sekai
2023-12-02 20:59:50 +0000 UTCWHERE IS GREFGOR YOU BASTARDS!!! BRING HIM BACK
Sam
2023-12-02 20:52:11 +0000 UTCJEROME REVEAL
eebee
2023-12-02 20:51:03 +0000 UTCThis campaign has genuinely got me so addicted so quickly than any other one and every episode makes me crazier than the last in the best way
Space
2023-12-02 20:26:47 +0000 UTCNevermind, Deacon is lovely i like him
EaseeCheesee
2023-12-02 20:26:26 +0000 UTCI missed Shilo. I love him sm. :D
Miseria Bones
2023-12-02 20:25:37 +0000 UTCBro if something happens to shilo I’m gonna lose it
IGGBERT
2023-12-02 20:18:26 +0000 UTCThis is already shaping up to be one of my favorite campaigns. The characters, the suspense, all of the audio? I can’t wait to see what’s in store
Sam
2023-12-02 20:15:02 +0000 UTCNoo, Craig!
Miseria Bones
2023-12-02 19:50:00 +0000 UTCsoda....
tidalwisp
2023-12-02 19:41:05 +0000 UTCWhere is Grefgor😭😭😭😭
Radver
2023-12-02 19:25:28 +0000 UTCwe do be sucking
tidalwisp
2023-12-02 19:20:57 +0000 UTCThey did soda dirty
The Phantom of the Foxera
2023-12-02 19:06:17 +0000 UTClistening to this while waiting for the fortnite eminem live event
the guh
2023-12-02 18:53:01 +0000 UTCMan I love the Slompound! I am not hungry AT ALL!
jrwienjoyer
2023-12-02 18:36:12 +0000 UTCAll the background music and the intro makes me feel like I’m ascending
Allyn VanDegrift
2023-12-02 18:16:25 +0000 UTCbig one at the end i think
liquidbronz
2023-12-02 18:01:22 +0000 UTCpspsps transcript
liquidbronz
2023-12-02 18:00:36 +0000 UTCWhat are they doing with the rolled for this campaign again I don’t remember
Brooks Johnston 42
2023-12-02 17:54:10 +0000 UTCLets hope Shilo is okay this episode. I don't particularly trust Deacon that much.
EaseeCheesee
2023-12-02 17:52:26 +0000 UTChaven't even started this episode yet but I'm already obsessed with this campaign!
Jasmine
2023-12-02 17:47:19 +0000 UTCYippie!
Miseria Bones
2023-12-02 17:40:18 +0000 UTCAlready OBSESSED with this campaign!
Alana Cake
2023-12-02 17:39:50 +0000 UTCgot my shirt the other day cuz I couldn't afford to miss out, I love Call of Cthulhu and loved the blood in the bayou campaign
AbyssalB55
2023-12-02 17:35:44 +0000 UTCmarkwintersfan47
markwintersfan47
2023-12-02 17:20:07 +0000 UTCYESSSS
Jess
2023-12-02 17:15:20 +0000 UTCYEEEEEESSS
SJ
2023-12-02 17:14:12 +0000 UTCORDERED MY SHIRT THE OTHER DAY!
Avander Milford
2023-12-02 17:13:21 +0000 UTCSHILO MY BABYGIRL
sophia!
2023-12-02 17:13:12 +0000 UTCYOOOOO
Avander Milford
2023-12-02 17:13:07 +0000 UTCThese intros only get more and more unhinged every episode
Denver Cheese
2023-12-02 17:13:06 +0000 UTCOh my god I love it when boys are sucking
F8Breaker YT
2023-12-02 17:12:31 +0000 UTCOMGGGG YESSS
Nicole Casey
2023-12-02 17:12:26 +0000 UTCRAHHHHHH YES YES YES
RadioPlastic
2023-12-02 17:12:15 +0000 UTCWOOOOO
Westli
2023-12-02 17:12:13 +0000 UTCOMG YEAAHHH
Boomerang Deet
2023-12-02 17:12:07 +0000 UTCLETS GOOOOOOO
syu
2023-12-02 17:11:54 +0000 UTCIVE NEVER CLICJED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FAST
Ross
2023-12-02 17:11:54 +0000 UTCGRRR GRRRR GGRRR I AM A RABID DOG
kuailphobe
2023-12-02 17:11:22 +0000 UTCLets goooo
Bobbybearbob
2023-12-02 17:10:40 +0000 UTC
