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EP 29: CRUISING AT B*CCEE’S

This week is huge. Kay and I are back to discuss the most pressing, globalized challanges of our time. These include, but are not limited to pooping on airplanes, using Buccee's for cruising, stealing gas from a gas station, and why workplaces become the shit splattering olympics. Thank you to all out patient and paying subscribers, we love you more than ice cream.

Thank you to Slic for the intro, outro, and intermission music.

EP 29: CRUISING AT B*CCEE’S EP 29: CRUISING AT B*CCEE’S EP 29: CRUISING AT B*CCEE’S

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Tits are out most of the time in my house. Especially doing makeup 🖤

sydney

Late, but the Mormon teaching isn't no caffeine it's no "hot drinks" which in the modern day would be black tea or coffee (iced or hot). You can drink caffeine as long as it's not tea or coffee. It's fucking stupid but the reason they follow that rule is because it's a teaching of "obedience". Not being "allowed" to drink coffee like a normal person is the reason the entire state drinks 44 oz of Diet Coke and 7 crumbl cookies a day. They are freaks. -signed an ex Mormon

Avery

Pleaseee tell me y’all have watched Tangerine🍊

Sarasitaaa

Yall should read I think it was Bell Hooks review of Beasts of the Southern Wild before or even after you watch it again. It kinda made me realize why I didn’t like some tones of it!! Also I’m so glad yall watched the Florida Project it’s so good. I think I read an interpretation of the end that was saying the little girl actually got hit by a car at the end & died, and her going into Disney world was actually her death. But idk if that theory can be supported & I’m scared to watch again bc it’s already soooo sad lol

Blythe

yes to the naked room (my house is just a naked home) especially for getting ready i don’t want to have a specific makeup shirt & i don’t want to wear whatever i’m going out in because what if universe tries to take me down while i’m doing my makeup (liquid eyeliner disaster, sparkle explosion, the possibilities are limitless)

jayden grace

i don’t understand the otherworldly esoteric skill that a lot of my sisters have with putting clothes on after their makeup and not getting it on their clothes… perhaps i’m just a brute methinks lol

Luci☆fer

The guy who questioned his way into paying full price for his records was soooooo funny I could perfectly imagine Kay’s face 😭💀

Ethan Velez

Paused and watched The Florida Project - loved. And can confirm that there is cruising at Buccees LMAO their bathrooms have more homoerotic tension than a bathhouse

Dylan

Speaking of “living with the character” movies, have you guys watched boyhood? If so, I would love to hear your thoughts!

Dee

ive never heard of pocketwatching yet i am with kay on that one i say we vote to change it

mollie

one of my only claims to fame is that i live in the town that the florida project was set in. It is a rinkadink town, but it’s like a trashy extension of orlando; it actually was a lot of farms that suddenly urbanized at the turn of the century.

Rafael Perez

you would love santas enchanted forest (christmas themed amusement park/carnival in miami every winter)

isa

just wanted to share with you that 4 years ago i had a mormon roommate in college (he was a law student, i believe like 24 or 25 years old at the time), and he would constantly say “what the frick.” it was like his favorite phrase to use. multiple times to day. also he brought a girl over one time and in the living room was talking to her about his taste in music being a “bit underground” and then he played Pompeii by Bastille on the living room tv for her. anyway your disdain for mormonism is shared by many, love y’all ❤️

Daniel Peters

oh my god grackles we have them in SC i’m fucking dead

elise

No the airport neuroses is so real because my worst White Woman Moment ™️was performing a literal citizen’s arrest on a woman who was being such a terrifyingly unpleasant nuisance at an airport lounge and I ended up getting her put on a different flight

Alessandra Esparza

alex is so real, eminem was unfortunately so hot during his slim shady era

Luci☆fer

Kay your christmas fair idea is fucking genius. Christmas needs more FUN and whimsy that isn't exclusively accessible to kids.

Bugbear

i absolutely love to be naked in my own home , including doing my makeup!!!!

Lexi Buchanan


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