Sexy Dwarf: Oh!! Customers!! Ahem! Welcome to the Loveforge! Iām the sexy dwarf!
Gobba: And Iām the sexy goblin, yes? Heheheā¦
Sexy Dwarf: I got a letter from someone named āBranford Lumberheart,ā weird name⦠says Iām supposed to tell you folks what new tales are coming up.
Gobba: Boooooring, yes? Gobba would rather play with your hammer, yes?
Sexy Dwarf: First up is more of young Lord Perciās adventures in the land of Booblivion⦠hmm, Booblivion⦠never heard of it, but sounds like a wonderful place!
Gobba: Gobba drinks two-three bottles of Big Bobba Juice and mister dwarfie can visit Gobbaās Booblivion, yes? Heheheā¦
Sexy Dwarf: Right⦠hereās whatās left to finish the heroic tale of Lord Perci in Booblivion:
POV Date with Perci
Trap
Traps
Perci meets Jauffre
Perci meets a Daedric Princess
Elion Level 100
Oh! Says here āTrapā and āPOV Date with Perciā are already done and dropping today and tomorrowāfantastic!
Gobba: Sooooo boring, yes? Gobba dying⦠dying of boredom, urkā¦
Sexy Dwarf: And after that, itās back to Loveforge Adventures! Gobba, Tarla, Myrtle, Sexy Dwarf⦠and oh, thatās us! Did you hear, Gobba?
Gobba: ā¦Gobba dead now, yes? Died of super boring dwarf talk, urksā¦
Sexy Dwarf: Mmm⦠wait, it also says thereās already a few early LFA adventures coming⦠like with a goblin named āGubbu.ā
Gobba: Gubbu?! GUBBU!! Thatās Gobbaās brother, yeah? Big annoying troublemaker, yes? Not Gubbu!! No, yes?!
Sexy Dwarf: Hmm⦠alright, I guess thatās everything in the letter⦠sooo⦠exciting stuff ahead, right? Weāll⦠uh⦠see you around, dear customers! And maybe⦠buy something on your way out? Weāve⦠got nice waresā¦
Gobba: URKS.
Virtue
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