Spreadmaster's Delight REDUX (Uncut Version)
Added 2024-07-11 04:00:04 +0000 UTC🚨🚨WARNING 🚨🚨Misophoniacs 🚨🚨- This version of the episode includes eating on mic. CRONCH CRONCH
For our July bonus ep it’s the long-awaited / long-promised sequel to Spreadmaster’s Delight. We take another deep dive into David’s master spreadsheet with all of his personal nominees for the Academy Awards in every category going back to the 1940’s. Using a random Oscar’s generator, Griffin and David jump throughout film history and discuss all their faves! Plus, Ben again presents a roster of spreads to sample!
Topics include: The Origins of the Spreadmaster, first DVD Purchases, Kazaa, Lending Mics and More.
Years / Categories + Spreads covered:
- 2009 - Best Achievement in Makeup
- SPREAD - Chili Crisps
- 1957 - Best Art Direction
- SPREAD - Stracciatella
- 2003 - Best Director
- 1976 - Best Costume Design
- SPREAD - Jalapeño Hummus
- 1974 - Best Adapted Screenplay
- 1996 - Best Picture
- 1950 - Best Picture
- SPREAD - Harissa spread
- 2000 - Best Supporting Actor
- 1954 - Best Supporting Actress
- SPREAD - Preserve Lemon Puree
- 1991 - Best Supporting Actress
- 1997 - Best Original Screenplay
- 1982 - Best Original Score
- 2000 - Best Actor
- SPREAD - PISTACHIO NUT BUTTER
Comments
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Jared Oliver
2024-08-19 18:49:50 +0000 UTCThere’s nothing so relateable to me as David’s desire to maintain these organized lists except possibly Griffin’s inability to maintain them.
GirlDicta
2024-07-23 23:10:24 +0000 UTCAlways listen to the full bite version, always love a lunch order. 🙌
Joanna Patterson
2024-07-18 02:31:05 +0000 UTCLooking forward to getting an annual summer dose of #thetwofriends talking Oscars and food
Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)
2024-07-17 22:13:40 +0000 UTCTuck it under some burrata and you'll be just right
Matt Skoufalos
2024-07-14 19:38:09 +0000 UTCWelcome Interstate Managers forever. RIP to the hit machine that was Adam Schlesinger
Matt Skoufalos
2024-07-14 19:36:20 +0000 UTCWhat the fellas say about E.T., about an already-really-good movie where half the effectiveness actually still comes from the music, I do also say that about a dozen other Spielberg and Star Wars movies hahah, Johnny Dubs really moves the needle
Rad Rodge
2024-07-14 08:19:30 +0000 UTCPreserved lemon does rule, it’s frickin great stuff
Rad Rodge
2024-07-14 07:23:45 +0000 UTCI have to assume this is the situation but yeah, this was flabbergasting, have never heard the David pronunciation at any time in my life needless to say
Rad Rodge
2024-07-14 07:21:10 +0000 UTCI think you got “preserved lemon” which is like a middle eastern condiment meant to be used sparingly instead of “lemon preserves” which is like marmalade
Lauren
2024-07-13 21:37:25 +0000 UTCThinking we need the name brands of the spreads in the show descriptions. Definitely need the brand of the Pistachio spread
James Young
2024-07-13 18:25:45 +0000 UTCI already paid them to keep doing it through the rest of the year
ian
2024-07-13 14:10:56 +0000 UTCThe reaction to the lemon preserves was so relatable
Daniel Citron
2024-07-13 13:51:46 +0000 UTCHang up the New York New York bit for the love of Christ . David is so much funnier than this.
Jack o Diamonds
2024-07-13 10:33:22 +0000 UTCThanks for shouting out Fountains of Wayne. Though Stacy's Mom is a perfectly crafted pop song, it probably doesn't make their top 20. Great band that I miss dearly.
Daniel Kramer
2024-07-12 17:19:06 +0000 UTCHell yeah, Phantom of the Paradise mentioned!
ian
2024-07-12 15:34:37 +0000 UTCJust made a batch of preserved lemons for an event at work. Definitely not a pleasant thing to eat on its own, but going to be delicious in a mignonette for some oysters! I fully support Ben’s lemon purchase.
Andrew Wyslotsky
2024-07-12 03:23:16 +0000 UTCHave friend of the show Elliott Kalan on the show, he would LOVE to school ya’ll on worthwhile 1930s movies
CT
2024-07-12 02:39:40 +0000 UTCI got sober a year ago when the first Spread Master episode came out. Coincidence?
Nicholas Ewers
2024-07-11 23:32:17 +0000 UTCWay more Charlize, way more Hanks. It's fascinating
Eric Gendron
2024-07-11 23:04:36 +0000 UTCMy partner actually went to Underworld: Rise of the Lycans because a relative worked on the practical werewolf effects. From my memory, they were good, but I’m obviously biased
James Brotheridge
2024-07-11 22:36:02 +0000 UTCC R O N C H
Rad Rodge
2024-07-11 21:01:29 +0000 UTCOh yeah love that there is a cronch cronch version. Thank you. I LOVE IT. I LIVE FOR IT.
Sean Elliott
2024-07-11 20:39:02 +0000 UTCas someone with misophonia it weirdly usually does not bother me in movies like it does in real life / non-fiction settings
Eliot Gammons
2024-07-11 19:06:51 +0000 UTCI bet you anything the dang Brits have a different pronunciation for "Corel" or some shit.
Douglas Wykstra
2024-07-11 18:11:16 +0000 UTCThree possible commentary miniseries that would help David make some inroads on the films of 1935: Literary Adaptations of 1935: - The Raven (1935) - A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935) - A Tale of Two Cities (1935) - Anna Karenina (1935) - David Copperfield (1935) - Crime & Punishment (1935) - Les Miserables (1935) - Becky Sharp (1935) (adaptation of Vanity Fair) - Scrooge (1935) - Call of the Wild (1935) Franchise Entries of 1935: - Gold Diggers of 1935 - Broadway Melody of 1936 (1935) - The Big Broadcast of 1936 (1935) Films of 1935 Whose Titles Did Not Age Well: - If Only You Could Cook - Wife! Be Like a Rose! - The Littlest Rebel - The Gay Deception - Westward Ho
Douglas Wykstra
2024-07-11 18:08:16 +0000 UTCI had no idea there was a directors cut of That Thing You Do!, just ordered it
Matthew O'Reilly
2024-07-11 16:02:51 +0000 UTCDo misophoniacs boycott Brad Pitt movies?
Matthew O'Reilly
2024-07-11 14:45:18 +0000 UTCRecommend 1935 movies for David! Mazurka Ruggles of Red Gap Toni The Good Fairy Carnival in Flanders The Informer (As if there aren’t a million ways to find movies to watch other than unsolicited recommendations. But still…)
Robert Anton
2024-07-11 13:26:10 +0000 UTCI love yalls snack eps. I wanna know more of what Ben eats. YUM yum #congratsNelly
Mrs. Long
2024-07-11 12:24:51 +0000 UTCAhem. It's pronounced "cor-el draw". Please fix!
gcwolfman
2024-07-11 11:05:26 +0000 UTCYummers Yummers Mouth noises for me
Zinny Donovan
2024-07-11 10:25:49 +0000 UTCALWAYS the smick smack cronch version! Give it to me uncut boys!
Tobb Gleason
2024-07-11 08:31:29 +0000 UTCAlways the smick smack cronch version! Give it to me straight!
Tobb Gleason
2024-07-11 08:30:11 +0000 UTCpreserved lemon is so mf strong. you gotta use like 1/2 tsp
Jon Holt
2024-07-11 07:03:34 +0000 UTCChomp chomp. Gimme those bites, babeey!
mikey GOLDSMITH
2024-07-11 06:09:24 +0000 UTCWe chew-chew-chews you.
Tom Lowery
2024-07-11 06:04:45 +0000 UTCWe want the cronch, gotta have that cronch awwww!
Bairbre
2024-07-11 05:49:18 +0000 UTCBut hearing num num is annoying sometimes 😂 it can get pretty gross lol but ima try to listen. It’s not pizza or a sandwhich so it shouldn’t be that bad
Dude from earth
2024-07-11 05:22:48 +0000 UTCCronch Crew livin’ large tonight.
Trevor McCandless
2024-07-11 04:45:09 +0000 UTCI only learned fairly recently that the songs in Hans Christian Andersen were written by Frank Loesser of Guys and Dolls fame.
Benji Black
2024-07-11 04:32:01 +0000 UTCDavid mentioning Marie early on made me realise how much we need her in Speedmaster 3.
Agent Chodey Banks
2024-07-11 04:23:25 +0000 UTCListening to the uncut versions of BC:SF is the closest I will ever come to whatever the phrase “rawdogging” is.
Sawyer Huelat
2024-07-11 04:18:35 +0000 UTCmake the eating louder pls
Calvin
2024-07-11 04:15:33 +0000 UTCWe like the cronch
John Gerber
2024-07-11 04:14:22 +0000 UTCthe version for blankies who aren't cowards
Jordan B. Anderson
2024-07-11 04:08:20 +0000 UTCLov the cronch
Begemott
2024-07-11 04:06:59 +0000 UTC
