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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

🐢 🍕 We're headed to the sewers as we kick off our long awaited Ben-forward commentary series on The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 🍕 🐢

Topics include: Subway fantasies, live smell-o-vision, lil-Griff’s merch empire and Ben Turtle-Casting.

Movie starts at: 29:30

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Did anyone else "A-WOOHOO" at time code 9:22?

Matthew Park

Sup?

films

"What is your relationship to make believe" is such a whimsical Ben quote

Big Charelton

Physical effects require union workers and digital don’t that’s all it is guys

Chuck smash

the police chief extorted the boss after danny was arrested. "You got a son named Danny" to the boss was the threat. Fire April and I'll let your kid go.

TheFuzzyJew

Joy!!! Thank you for sharing this. Stoked to relive this.

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Also the creator lived next to my college boyfriend and he had a big dinosaur weathervane on the retrofitted barn where he kept his classic cars.

Mary Everett

Oh hell yeah, a mention of Dover NH!

Mary Everett

This is one of my all time favorite movies. I can recite it word for word. I have a legit badass tmnt cosplay suit i bust out now and then.

John Blood

Truly one of my greatest frustrations in this day and age is the fact that we haven't gotten a really good collector's edition release of this movie on blu ray (or even DVD). I always assume it's because this is a movie intended for kids, so the effort just isn't given to giving it a special release... But then there are plenty of kids movies that I can think of that have great special feature-laden releases; so that doesn't track. Please give us behind-the-scenes featurettes! Filmmaker commentary! Interviews with cast and crew! Please! Nickelodeon I know you're reading the comments on the paid bonus feed for a film podcast! C'mon!!

DJ Nekroman

https://youtu.be/eHZ6wubEvTk?si=pm5WM3Eb5t2naZik Here's the comic with the audio, I couldn't find just a digitized version of the comic.

Joy Wyr

Producer Ben, I had a TMNT cassette comic combo. Here is the tape.. https://youtu.be/kPP8UczZOXI?si=vR81DWtg1sJUbjiN Here's a listing for it on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/394791067881 There was a wrestling story with a bunch of weird aliens and another story that was Leatherhead, the alligator man's origin story.

Joy Wyr

Same for me in Overcast as well. Secret of ooze and all previous episodes fine.

Brian Behrend

For whatever reason it says this specific episode is not authorized for me (using Overcast)

Kayin McLeod

What becomes of the brain when it is so toxic with the misunderstanding of masterful Monsters, Inc.?

Alex

The best part of the turtles' weapons is the weapons reflect each turtles' least strong quality. Donny has a stick, as low tech as it gets. Mikey has nunchucks that require huge discipline. Raph has sai that are better for defense. Leo has katanas, which are better for aggression

Doug Robertson

I'm a Raphael to the core.

Tom

I thought Ben was referencing the TMNT cassette that I believe was sold at Pizza Hut’s with the hit single “Coming Out of Our Shells.” I feel like they performed this on Orpah? The 90’s were great.

Matty B

Would love a trailer reaction from the crew for Trap.

Daniel Buckley

TMNT ... my ABSOLUTE ALL TIME FAVS! Covered by my other favs... this rocks!

MonoStereoVideo

TMNT Adventures was one of the comics I collected most as a kid

Patrick Mike

Part of me wants a 4th movie of this Universe. But more in the style of the first movie than the 2nd and third. Make a gritty sequel.

Rhyann Yadao

I always thought that was a nice touch to explain why the Foot Clan was so successful in their criminal enterprise. Also timely that Government officials would rather shut up the news media instead of doing their jobs.

Rhyann Yadao

#Ben4Scratch

fartinscorcese

It was awesome. They did another one for the Return of the Shredder story as well. Played those tapes to death as a kid.

Gregory Luzitano

Anchovies are good on everything

Mike Ostrov

I genuinely think this movie informed most of my knowledge of New York and non-Detroit cities until adulthood. That and the Muppets Take Manhattan.

Billnetherlands

I get it, Ben. I remember Dire Straights being disappointing as a teen, because the rest of the album doesn't rock.

Billnetherlands

Does this mean that we can expect a guest appearance from Mrs. Honus, Constance Wu, in the near future??

Gabriel Mathews

What Ben said about the legacy of comics and properties having so many years behind them is why I think so many people these days turn to anime and manga.

Danielle

I feel like I was a Raphael sun, Donatello moon.

Danielle

Love the Freaked shout out. One of my favorites

Fred Mercado

Love the François Chau shout out! He's great in the Expanse as the series' most compelling villain. He holds his own in scenes with Shohreh Aghdashloo, no easy feat! Only Wes Chatham can really say the same.

Daniel S

Same and same. A buddy of mine was just talking about getting the cassette from that tour at his mom's house, I wonder if that's the same tape that came with Ben's comic.

Matt

To the question off the top as to "how did you get into it?" I think the detail that's overlooked is the fact that we used to have appointment television as children. Whether we knew which cartoon was coming on or not, there were certain windows of time in the afternoon when you could pretty reliably count on something animated to pop on the TV. I don't remember the first time I watched TMNT, but I remember the first time my parents asked me, "what are you watching?" and that was the answer, and we had to repeat it several times because they had no grasp of the sentence we had constructed. What's equally remarkable to me is the number of times the same property has been rebooted, remixed, revisited, and relaunched every so many years for a new generation of kids.

Matt Skoufalos

Way out where the dandelions groooooow

Matt Skoufalos

Ben! I had that same comic+cassette tape. It was start of the Archie Comic Turtles books and an adaptation of the cartoons first arc. Someone kindly uploaded the tape onto YT: https://youtu.be/xDx7ghqDiBw?si=3aP9pyS1qMrDdUl3

James Anderson

It’s responsible to miss minor plot beats like that when you’re having your constantly talk during the movie.

James Anderson

It’s incredible how much professional film commentators don’t understand plot lines. April was fired because Chief Stern had arrested Danny and was blackmailing Charles. It’s all on screen and was clear to me as a five year old.

Jackson Thornton

I was gonna ask why didn’t y’all wanna add a (1991) to that, but then I realized this really is the only movie to be titled *just* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Tyler Duggan

Has no one but me noticed both BLANK CHECK PRESENTS SPECIAL FEATURES drops perfectly into the TMNT theme song cadence and BLANK CHECK WITH GRIFFIN AND DAVID does if you sorta verbally hyphenate Griff's name?

Winson Paine

So glad we're all piling on Hit Record Joe finally, as a society. Edit: Ben I knew Ryan back in Philly in like 2003/2004. It comes as no surprise you might be a Man Man fan.

FiddlersGreenDay

I don’t know how other people feel, but I like secret of the ooze a lot more than the first one.

Joshua Ochoa

"It's just DAN, now okay?" "DAN!?" *Insert hilarious dad face*

Michael Kolodziej

I saw the Turtles in concert on the Coming Out of Their Shells tour in 1990. These characters were EVERYTHING to me as a kid. I also read the novelization of the movie like three times on a flight to Hawaii.

Benjamin Bailey

Blank Check TMNT? Regular or Menthol?

Michael Kolodziej

Ya gotta know how to catch! Ya gotta know how to throw!

Michael Kolodziej

It’s fantastic. Pretty much the whole IDW series is great.

Benjamin Bailey

Josh Pais is such a classic NYC character actor, there's a perfect inside joke at the end of YOU HURT MY FEELINGS - when Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michaela Watkins go to see Arian Moayed in a mediocre-looking Off-Broadway play, his co-star is Josh Pais, who is explicitly playing himself.

Keith Bunin

Is it even TMNT without the Pizza Hut "Right Field" commercial?

Eric Smythe

Hearing that ben is friends with Ryan Kattner aka Honus Honus aka the lead singer of Man Man one of my favorite bands of all times has brought me so much joy

Francisco Hernandez

So excited to have a fun excuse to rewatch all the movies. I think the first one is amazing and I wish they’d do a new movie with people in suits again. Just use cg for the faces a little maybe. TURTLE POWER!

Mike Cook

This clip applies more to “Secret of the Ooze,” but Ryan Stanger does a great Raphael https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4GZh6OOIwq/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==

Douglas “Scoop” Reinhardt

Yall said " The money that never stops flowing" Is what mended their friendship. I believe Eastman sold all of his rights to TMNT before the Nickelodeon sale. He doesn't make anymore money nor did he profit from the humongous sale to Nickelodeon.

Frog Dimples (Jesse)

Please don't mention this movie with Secret of the Ooze.

Michael Kolodziej

There were a dozen ways I thought this episode might have started. How it actually started was not one of the dozen.

John Halski

My poor mom sat through this and Secret of the ooze in the theater with me. A saint!

Jonathan Bryan

Note to David to and anyone else who has trouble remembering who is Bill and who is Ted: Bill is BLond. Associate that “bl” sound with Bill and you’ll never again forget who is who. Also, there needs to be a Bill & Ted series in the Patreon, with Freaked thrown in (Keanu is in it!)

Ian

This miniseries is going to be dynamite

Trevor Pyle

I was talking about Ninja Turtles a decade ago and one of my friends just impromptu stated with confidence that of course my favorite Turtle was Donatello. I have never felt more seen.

Casey

Bye Felicia

Cory McCasland

April was fired because she was pushing a crime wave in new York narrative, and her boss was getting pressure from the police chief to silence her

Jess Kaplan

Ok

racer_rhime

I love this Patreon, truly.

Gwendolyn Wind

I have forgotten so many things - moments with parents grandparents, funerals births weddings just gone - but could easily recite most lines from the turtle power rap at the end. Here’s to my Trash brain!

Ben Zaretsky

Yes!! I want to hear ALL about the Merch empire

Joe Glass

Why is Iconography so untouchable now? Just, having recorded opinions about people still in positions of power? I didn't think the show was that controversial, but I'm very much an outsider looking in

A. Scott

Start spreadin the ooze

Patrick Mike

Let's goo! This is why I pay for the patreon! Can't wait to finish work and vape some weed to this!

mikey GOLDSMITH

Any fans of the recent Sophie Campbell run of TMNT here?

LS

They missed a few Easter eggs actors. The killer from the first scream movie is next to Sam Rockwell when Casey is talking to them while holding Splinter. Also the guy who plays Raphael was in the taxi after the Casey jones park fight.

Ancient alien

I'm excited for Ben. This seems like it's gonna get him stoked.

N/A Watson

Guys, anchovies are not good on pizza. I accidentally reaffirmed this last week.

Matthew Comegys

Saving this episode for work on Monday, but god I hope there's a Sam Rockwell sidebar. "Regular or menthol?"

Hangtime

Pais as Raph can get it. https://images.app.goo.gl/XzKuPEFQd5aYAC869

Andrew Wyslotsky

Not to belabor the obvious but if you haven’t checked out Shōgun yet, do it for our Mother Emily Yoshida but also do it to see some shinobi, it is a ninja-friendly zone on Shōgun

Rad Rodge

I love how into the TMNT lore Ben is. I fuckin’ love the Turtles.

Anthony Regina

“We’re headed to the sewers” that timeless call to arms that we’ve answered again and again

Rad Rodge

Hell yeah bröther

Rad Rodge

You know things are good when you see a “movie starts at” this long in

Anthony Regina

“Movie starts at 29:30” god I love this show

Deren Ney

This ain’t an airport, Dad. No one announces their departure.

Fred Skull

"God, I love being a TURTLE!!!!"

Francis Cooke

Turtles count it off: 1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles! Mutant chain reaction. (Turtles!) Livin' underground! (Turtles!) Ninjutsu action! (Turtles!) It's a shell of a town! Turtles count it off: (1!) Live by the code of the martial arts... (2!) Never fight unless someone else starts. (3!) Always stick together no matter what... (4!) If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt! I love bein' a.... I love bein' a.... I love bein' a Turtle! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Turtles count it off: 1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles! There's no one better. (Turtles!) Shredder: Watch out for Shredder! (Turtles!) They're like no others! (Turtles!) Those teenage brothers! 1! 2! 3! 4! 1! 2! 3! 4! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! (Turtles! Turtles!)

Agiddysea

Joke’s on you, I’m paying for you!! Enjoy your LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION BITCH

Dani Hatch

Boles me over with a feather

Michael Haydon

Please keep us all updated on your comings and goings.

Brennan Loptien

I’m not paying for dudes in their 30s to talk about how cool Ninja Turtles is. You guys have fun, I’ll be back cod board games.

Justice Boles

Wise men say, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Tom

😭‼️ HELL YEAH!!!!!

Ancient alien

I never knew I needed this

Scott Carberry

Cowabunga! The day is finally here....been waiting for this commentary series.

Tim Huff

Blankies In A Halfshell?

Fred Skull


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