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MARCH MADNESS 2024 - FINAL

Here we are. March 31st. Two untraditional (aka made up) franchises. A ton of fan support. Zero buttholes.

It's TABLETOP GAMES vs PULP HEROES.

Did you guys know that there was a kids series adaptation of THE ROCKETEER? And like the movie, it also flopped??

With TABLETOP GAMES, we'd cover six films (and yes, we've added Ouija: Origin of Evil to the roster):

Clue
Battleship
Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Ouija
Ouija: Origin of Evil

With PULP HEROES, we'd cover five films (mostly) from the 90s, when people thought this genre was gonna be a thing:

Dick Tracy
The Shadow
The Phantom
The Rocketeer
The Spirit

WHO WILL BE OUR 2024 PATREON MARCH MADNESS CHAMPION???

Comments

Ridiculous

Good

Aw man, pulp heroes would've been AMAZING.

Blakesby

star wars

Tom Blake

One last push for pulp heroes, we can do this

Alexander Wiske

I’ve been very butthurt in the past when my beloved turtles got eliminated and now it’s the next series. Don’t give up hope for your favorites, if it’s good enough it’ll get it’s time.

Liam

Congrats blankies, this was a good choice

Chad Hemphill

I was on vacation the past month did I miss anything?

Josh Harvey

It's over and I'm happy for tabletop. Also, very late on this but why were Zorro and Green Hornet omitted from Pulp? Probably would have changed my finals vote.

Isaac Adams

I haven't been reading the comments as closely this year; has anyone ragequit the Patreon over an outcome yet?

ed wine supernova

⚔️🐉🎲😍

Manish Agarwal

Oh, I have. It was one of the movies my family eventually paid more renting repeatedly than we would have buying. But so was Clue.

Donald W Pratt

Just enjoy Jeremy Iron’s swim through the river of ham.

Donald W Pratt

You can’t stop Tim Curry. Henson and Oz probably would have done better if they added Brian Henson to get us Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island.

Donald W Pratt

Eh, we get some Taylor Kitsch talk, some Rihanna talk. Maybe people want to hear about Peter Berg. The reaction to the movie’s over the top fanboying about WWII vets.

Donald W Pratt

The Rocketeer confirmed M-SHE-U

Will McLaren

The one element of the Tabletop Games love that I've never gotten at all is people wanting a Battleship episode. That movie isn't really interesting. Clue, I get. Either D&D movie, I get. Even Ouija. But a boring cross between Pearl Harbor and Halo...do not get.

Harry Russ

Tabletop games needs to add TAROT into the mix. Looks goofy as hell.

Jim B

Ouija: origin of evil is awesome!

R M

Saying so ain't gonna change anything, but I suspect Tabletop Games is skating by almost *entirely* on the (admittedly exciting) promise of a Clue episode. It would still be a fun time, and I'm not mad about it, but Pulp Heroes would make for a much more interesting overall miniseries, IMO.

Patrick Goussy

Woo! Clue might be my all time favorite comedy!

R M

Clue is an all time cult classic, uoija 2 is is great and from a pseudo blank check director that would probably never get covered because they are mostly TV lately, and D&D is a fun romp

R M

The pulps were robbed. This is a travesty.

Drew B Hall

This has been by far the silliest March Madness since I joined the patreon. What a lark. What a romp.

Janine Liberty

Dramatic? Grab your basket, walk outside, and hunt eggs to suck on.

Don Knott Steiner

I know what it's like to lose, to feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail, nonetheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same and now it's here or should I say, Tabletop Games am. This is gonna be fun!

Ian

I mean, you pay for madness you get madness. I’m good with this. Little disheartened we lost our ALW *and* Highlander *and* Star Trek: TNG. But,… this will be fun SF mini series regardless

Tyler Duggan

You must be new here? We’re clearly joking 😂 just having fun being dramatic.

Ancient alien

It's been a pleasure going on this journey over the last month with you Blankies.

Wyatt Gray

Yeah, this makes no sense to me.

Richard Barry

Sims loves D&D, what do you want from us

matthew bonar

This made me laugh so hard on a Sunday evening, thank you

Jack Barr

Oh my god I would cry

Trevor Talley

Lmao y'all are insanely serious

Trevor Talley

This fucking sucks 😂😂😂😂😂

Ancient alien

Fuck you, all. Griffin wanted Pulp Heroes, and you decided to not give in to his desires. You know the man that has showered you with this podcast for years now, and as a thank you, you decide to spit down his throat, then slap his lips off his face. Go fuck yourselves, Blankies. You deserve to rot in hell on Easter Sunday.

Don Knott Steiner

I’m sorry to The Rocketeer and to the Rocketeer alone, but it’s Tabletop games for me

Betty Vaughan Granberg

Ohh okay, cool. Thanks!!

Jordan Gibson

Flames on the side of my face! But in a good way 🔥

Bairbre

I think it's one of the most eclectic and therefore least repetitive series, with two joyful rewatches and some interesting whiffs

James Asmus

I think it's primarily the D&D duo

Juan Rodriguez

Gotta try to get Brennan, right?

Matthew

I DON’T HAVE A CLUE!

Wes Alvis

Jumanji is based off a book, not a game.

Matthew Chmiel

I DON’T GET IT! What is the attraction of tabletop games that it’s been such a Juggernaut???

Ariel Jacobson

Now the question is: Which of the 10,000 D&D improv comedy podcasts will guest?

Sj

Best outcome

Kawaiidebu

The Spirit my beloved, this is where I must leave you 😞

Ian Johnson

D&D and Clue I need it

calrodsomething

I LOVE Dick Tracy and the Rocketeer, but I still NEED Clue.

Jon Demse

Wow, Dick Tracy getting bodied.

Tyler Duggan

Bye bye Pulps you won’t be missed

Timo Supremo

I was all for Pulp Heroes

Damon Rehl

This is a reverse Aliens vs Predator situation, but somehow still a tough one. I really want some D&D talk but also I loved those pulp movies and still do.

Beardmask

I think these are both great but somewhat surprised it's this big of a spread right now. I think the pulp characters is wild fun for the guys.

Steven Jones

I’m pulp and so is my chance of winning.

Josh Harvey

I can't believe you're going to turn up the chance to talk The Rocketeer and Dick Tracy so you can hear G&D say Clue isn't good (which it is).

Lukas Ridge

Man this is tough. On the whole I’d prefer Pulp Heroes but I want CLUE above all else.

Ivan Cockrum

This has been so much fun! Thanks for doing it again. And you especially, Marie!

Jake Jarvi

You fools…Give us the Dick!

Robert Young

The Robert Code dictates you should vote pulp.

Robert Young

Do it for Jarnathan

Dan Ludwig

which D&D are you talking about?

Perry

Let's get the Ouija 2 board and talk with plup heros 🔥

Carolyn

Psyched for Clue, Honor Among Thieves, and Origin of Evil (Flanagan discussion) on their own merits. I also think Tabletop Games has an interesting arc in that it’s basically three pairs of good & bad adaptations (combining Clue and Battleship as classic family board games).

Thomas Glazer

If you don’t think of dnd is worth a watch you’re not watching right

Jay Kay

LET THE BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Kay

I think y’all underestimated how much people love Honor Among Thieves and Clue 🤷🏻‍♂️

CHAW

Tabletop games has higher highs (Clue), but everything else except the new D&D isn't even worth a hate watch imo

Perry

This would be an easy choice if DnD wasn’t so fun.

ryan mcgrath

This is truly a “whoever wins, we win” situation in my book. I ultimately went with Pulp Heroes because I own more of those films, but I’m satisfied either way. Honestly, I feel that way about main feed too!

Alan Howell

I’d have given anything to hear the boys watch Clue!

Alex Crandall

Like an evil twin, I do not know which one to shoot.

Tom Lowery

Wow. The people have spoken! Look, I was hoping for Pulp. Still, I think I’m going to totally enjoy Tabletop. Maybe G&D will still do Pulp down the road. It’ll make a great series and they know it. My theory — pulp heroes was born of the success of Burton’s Batman (which was kind of 1930s-ish) mixed with the success of Lucas’s retro stylings of Star Wars and particularly Indiana Jones. Studios somehow thought the 1930s-ness was integral to the appeal of those hit movies. That’s the miscalculation that gave us this strange run of films.

Adrian Symcox

I hope it’s not too long before they do pulp heroes, it seems like a fun series

Kevin Gesme

These were my top 2 choices, but 90s Pulp Heroes is the weirdest cinema phenomenon of my lifetime and would totally be overlooked otherwise. besides, Treat Williams in the Phantom is having the most fun of anyone ever and no one ever understood the assignment more than he did. Plus Billy Zane in a full purple unitard and young undiscovered Catherine Zeta Jones. And that's just one of the fantastic offerings.

Chuck Emmett

And a pod for The Shadow would have been WILD!

John F Parrish

Man, so disappointed

john-kawika shelton

Maaaaaan what a long way to come to be disappointed, there’s nothing in the tabletop stable that’s even remotely as good a time as the phantom or the rocketeer but either way good March madness people I’m proud of all of you

Dylan C

Me and a friend watched all those pulp heroes movies years ago and had a great time, I hope we get to see them on special features!

Michael Hashizume

Vote Pulp Heroes!

Devon W.

Tabletop is great and its dominance here on patreon should force Game Night to go to main feed

Ben Burbank

What a disappointing ending, pulp heroes would’ve been such a cool vibe to chill in for awhile

John

Tabletop to the top

Jake

The Rocketeer and Dick Tracy are both wildly underappreciated, and I think those episodes would have a lot more actual interesting content.

Robert Fischer

You know, I was sad about some ways this bracket went, but I think either of these sets will be a real good time

Kerry Benton

OMG I forgot about Nightmare's existence. I played it twice. That was a fun couple of nights.

Robert Fischer

Maybe all the Pulp Hero fans are just sleepy

24HRVideo

Dick Tracy and The Shadow are both solid flicks. The Phantom is a fun throwback too. I personally dislike The Rocketeer but it's got a lot to discuss. It would be a great series!

Joel Cunningham

Excited to finally watch the Oiuji movies. Noticed an Easter egg for it in Fall of the House of Usher last night

GrrNoise

For all 4 battleship cold opens, we must like the old soldiers and Rihanna in army fatigues at the end of the film come together with ac dc in the background and defeat those pulp heroes

Kevin Fennell

Tracy Tracy Tracy Tracy

Bonesaw Greene

Can't believe I'm gonna rewatch Dungeons & Dragons 2000...

Kalle Färm

People voting for Tabletop Games have clearly never seen Dick Tracy

Joe Brady

Major L

Ancient alien

I want both of these so badly. We've got a great series coming no matter who wins.

Casey Callahan

Oh no if Pulp Heroes lose, then Warren Beatty loses the rights to Dick Tracy

Lauren Damon

Flames. Flames on the side of my face.

Kayin, the one and only

How did pulp heros lose. Noooooooooooooo!!!

Paul Bolcar

Pulp would be so much better. The two Ouija movies are like the last thing I want to hear about. I can’t believe people don’t want to hear about the extremely fun trainwreck that is The Phantom. Like… a Battleship commentary? Really?

Doctor,Doctor

In it for the D&D Playthrough Ep

Esteban Minero

Zzzzzinnnngg

colin p clune

Thank God. Goodbye Pulp Heroes.

Anthony Borsellino

Fair thee well, Pulps. You fought valiantly.

Anthony Regina

Whoever wins, I win! Couldn’t have asked for a better Patreon outcome. Voting Pulp in honor of my 4th grade Rocketeer lunchbox, but stoked for the Clue episode!

Tobey

THE BUZZSAW

Alaric Hahn

I would have enjoyed most, if not all of the choices presented to us this March Madness. I have been hopeful that Tabletop would come out on top, if only for my enjoyment of the latest D&D movie. It deserves recognition.

Benjamin Banks

There are only two on each that I really want to hear.

Terry Ballard

I literally just want to hear David gush about D&D: Honor Among Thieves for two hours.

Hadley Anthony

Pulp would be better and weirder, but Tabletop’s gonna be pretty good.

Bon Champion

I’m 48. Count me squarely in the love Clue camp.

Scott Babcock

Any other matchup, those corny domino mask dopes would’ve had it (though oh my god, to have Green Hornet in that mix). However, when the chips are down, I am the other, worse kind of dork.

Beef Steak Tomato

Pulp Heroes has more variety which gives it the edge for me, but I'm happy with both and I feel like we'll end up getting both at some point.

Tony Wagner

I hope if Clue wins we find out the separate three endings to this march madness bracket.

Bread

I want the Rocketeer and Dick Tracy episodes but I like the overall tabletop spread more.

Matthew Duane

dick tracy deserves better

Eric

Hell yeah thank you for giving my scaredy cat ass an ultimatum to watch Ouija Origin of Evil

Ray Goldberg

I'm a bad Blanky. I don't want anything to do with either. I leave it to you happy people.

Robert Carroll

Nightmare the VHS video game is still on the table for the game to play. You just let me know. Also, should Jumanji be on this list? Was this discussed and I missed it?

Jordan Gibson

As in, you don't understand the popularity of the category? Assuming so: 1. Fans of a certain age LURRRRRVE Clue. 2. I expect a lot of Blankies (myself included) really want to hear them talk about D&D: Honor Among Thieves. Beyond that, I couldn't particularly say.

Paul Sabourin

That’s a fact! Honor among thieves is the only other movie worth merit in the bunch. I can’t wait to hear them talk about all of them.

James Manning

Tabletop on a run like the Graeme Smith captained South African test team.

Scott Babcock

I think you underestimate the power of my best friend Xenk Yendar

Joe Skonce

Oh no, looks bad for your heroes... I do hope we get the pulp miniseries sometime in the future...

Chris Christodoulou

The Buttholes will remember this

Chet Kazalski

lol I’ve been thinking this the whole time

Christian Holub

I went with the flow, but this is another time I wish we could just have both. While tabletop has more actual great movies, Heroes would be crazy fun to re-visit. And I think Dick Tracy is an underrated classic and will never be swayed. Just as fun every time I watch it.

Rob Bliss

Both Bunch, rise up!!

Taman Eggers

What's not to understand

Zack Stoudemayer

I like to think Clue is single handedly carrying Tabletop Games

Adam Grzegorczyk

Tabletop gamers rise up! Time to put the superhero babies to bed

shaqfu

For me it’s just an interesting variety pack.

Matt Vaughan

Clue good

Jon Arnold

Whoever voted against Andrew Lloyd Webber should be given a butthole cut of their own

Pure Guava

Are you telling me that a bunch of movie nerds are also massive fans of board games? Inconceivable!

Zak Marrinan

I'm going tabletop games but man I hope we get a Beatty series someday soon

Philip M Bernstein

These were my Top 2 from the jump so I’ll be genuinely thrilled either way but MY GOD I’d love to get episodes on The Rocketeer and The Shadow…

Taman Eggers

Nah just a good combo of some good movies and interesting context movies

Bryce Dixon

This is going to be emotionally difficult to watch my beloved Pulp Heroes get demolished.

Craig A

LET’S! DO! BOOOOOTH

Alison Abrams

Can someone please explain this tabletop thing? I honestly, without sarcasm or judgement for it’s fans, do not understand.

Rouj B

You're all out of your minds not voting for The Rocketeer.

Michael Stone

The new D&D movie was exactly what it should have been. I imagine there's a pretty big crossover between people who listen to this show and people who play D&D and like the movie.

PrettyBigGuy

FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. HEAVING BR-, HEAVING

Tom Jorgensen

Genuinely a difficult choice.

Geraint Thomas

Absolutely historic

Andre Ross

I only really care about Clue for tabletop, vs Pulp are all movies I like/liked so I doubt it will win but fingers crossed.

Jeffery Harharwood

For Jarnathan...

Joe Skonce

This Battleship don't sink 🚢

Erin

Is tabletop games like a meme stock or something?

Mac Johnson

The gargantuan support for tabletop is wild

ian

LETS GO TABLETOP

Willoughby B. Dobbs IV

Tabletop games babyyyyy

Brett Holliday

No bad choices here

Louie

This is an impossible choice. Can I pay $10/month to get both?

James Young

is it too late to ask for Tracy Zooms In to be included in Pulp Heroes?

Steve Runyon

Mahalo, motherfucker. Tabletop Games all the way.

Adam Mincks

This has been a damn good March Madness, this is such a tough choice. Either one will be so much fun!

Keira Q

Tabletop on that 96-00 Yankees run.

Dan

Tabletop on that late 80s Hogan run

Manton


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