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MARCH MADNESS 2024 - Day 27

Looks like the angel of music will carry Andrew Lloyd Webber to the Final Four! Wild stuff.

Up today - guys sitting, holding weapons, looking glum.

That's right - it's THE EQUALIZER vs HIGHLANDER

With THE EQUALIZER, we'd cover the trilogy:

The Equalizer
The Equalizer 2
The Equalizer 3

With HIGHLANDER, we'd cover four movies:

Highlander
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Highlander 3
Highlander Endgame

What's your philosophy here - everything must be EQUALIZED?? Or THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE?

Comments

Highlander over EQUALIZER?!?! Rude…

Ian Smart

Dude's already made it. Doesn't need our support!

Ray H

Fuck that guy’s uncle, eh?

Tyler Duggan

1 + = = 1

Christopher Teuma

Highlander has proven indeed to be unsuccessful at reiteration. The Equalizer, on balance, HAS been capable of successful reiteration. Highlander, is one. Equalizers, are equal. Both are worthy of further study.

Christopher Teuma

A know a nephew of the guy that writes The Equalizer movies. I don't care for them though. Going for Highlander. This podcast needs more Christopher Lambert and Adrian Paul coverage.

Ray H

I love The Equalizer but THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Rebecca C

They do. It's just the movies are extremely mid for the genre. You can find Denzel being great in pretty much any action movie he's been in and most of them are more interesting to talk about than The Equalizer series.

Harry Russ

Highlander is my favorite kind of sci fi / fantasy / decapitation trash

Timothy L Collins

FOR BEN

John Mannella

True, the badness will be fun. Equalizer rules tho

Kyle Heyman

Highlander isn’t beating the Equalized by as much I expected. Does Highlander really have the juice I’ve been seeing in comments??

James Manning

😂😂

Jeffy

Are you saying there should only have been one?

Div Whateley

People don’t realize how good Denzel is in these movies.

JB

Having a blast voting and thinking about the matchups! MARCH MADNESS IS FUN!

sheabobay

Equalizer series is fantastic...and Denzel must have had a blast playing it.

Jonathan cronin

Worst Elite 8 in BC March Madness history? It's fine though I'll watch and enjoy whatever's picked.

CT13

easy remedy is a fuqua series

Anthony Carillo

Equalizer movies are a fun ride. Highlander is a slog.

Don Montrey

Time to equalize the Equalizer.

Colin

Let's Highland this Equation

Carolyn

I think folks are underestimating the Highlander drop off

Jeffy

Everyone is a winner in this matchup

Rad Rodge

Sorry but Highlander is not "bad" in the conventional sense, it is inconsistent and honestly no worse than the Terminator series post T2. Highlander is great Highlander 2 is baffling in all the right ways as a cyberpunk Highlander movie and 3 erases 2 so what more do you want. It's the fun kind of bad...not boring like Equalizer.

Chris Radicone

Team neither

Liam

Urge to remain chill rising!

Josh Harvey

These are both lame choices.

Jordan Coleman

How did these equalizer movies get this far?

Anthony Regina

Would Highlander be the first Clancy Brown deep dive? Did they talk him on Starship Troopers?

JC

Yeah equalizer, the actual good movies vs. one good movie with so many failed sequels. Why do you choose to punish these fine people?

Mike F.

Highlander rules, and all the sequels suck — but in fascinating ways that would be fun to discuss! Equalizer is just generic yawnsville. Harmless, competently made programmers that you watch with commercials and everything on a Saturday afternoon while folding laundry.

Peep

Whoever wins, I congratulate whoever trounces them in the next round.

Holden Martinson

THAT'S WHY YOU VOTE FOR IT, KYLE. BAD IS FUN.

Rory Dunn

Because there can be only one, inherently things can never be equalized. Simple math here, folks

Del Lorenson

Equalizer would be such a boring choice. It's pretty much the same movie 3x in a row.

Evan

I’ve been voting against Equalizer since the beginning. I can’t wait to see it lose to one of the worst cinematic franchises of all time. That’s what you get Blankies when you have your head so far up your ass.

Matthew Chmiel

No thanks to either

Daniel Ketchum

Ben says he wants to watch Highlander, enough said. #IStandWithBen

Wyatt Gray

Looks like The Spaniard is about to equalize Denzel.

Patrick Donges

Love how clear its been from the jump that the final will be Tabletop Games vs. Happy Madison

Anthony Pierre Coco

Nothing to equalize when there can be only one

Olivia Haidar

Benlander triumphs again! ⚔️

Manish Agarwal

There can be only one... for Ben! 🗡

ChewyWalrus

Denzel is here with me helping me clean my garage and I told him about all this and he just signed up for Patreon and voted for Highlander

Flappy McGillicuddy-Jones III

Ben's thumb is pressed firmly on the scales all the way to the end, I see.

Kevin Kuenn

Ernest I will avenge your death

ed wine supernova

Doing Highlander 2-4 would be as insane an idea as some lunatics spending 10-15 hrs breaking down and analyzing The Phantom Menace in 10 minute chunks. No one in their right mind would dare.

Tim Campbell

Equalizer ftw, Highlander is gonna be a mess!

Anthony Oleszkiewicz

Equalizer has consistency, vote Denzel/Fuqua!

Tanner McCullough

I've only seen the first one but does he at least say "Time for some Equalizin'" or "You're about to be Equalized" in the sequels?

Nick N

I need both

Kevin Gesme

i’m sorry ben but Highlander sucks

Matthew M

This is so dumb, highlander is not good, stop voting for it

Kyle Heyman

They better cover both the Theatrical and Renegade version of Highlander 2 or I wamt my money back

Jordan Cook

very excited for the ALW movies

Benjamin Adgate

Highlander=Lame

Brett Tucker

Highlander looking like it might take it is making me sick

Dylan C

I feel kinda sorry for equalizer because I think Ben's enthusiasm for Highlander is a devastating blow

Owen Phillips

Highlander sucks after the first. Don’t leave a triple banger run to die like this. Not like this.

dorium

You are the first comment 🫶🏼

Alison R.B.

Solidarity with Ben here. Highlander is my ride-or-die....

James Young

Equalizer would murder Highlander

RJ Burchatz

I think I am the second comment!

Alison R.B.

equalizer sweep

LukeTheNerd

Guys, if Highlander wins the whole bracket I will swear to finally watch the first film

Jack Barr

I think I am the first vote!

Fred


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