The Love Guru
Added 2024-01-01 05:00:05 +0000 UTCMariska Hargitay and a Happy New Year to all Blankies!
BC:SF wraps up the Mike Myers series and kicks off 2024 with 2008's The Love Guru. Topics include: The epic conclusion of the Austin Powers Collectible Card Game saga, Jessica Alba and Romany Malco's filmography and the logistics of a chastity belt.
Movie Starts at 13:59
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An all timer
Dylan Murray
2024-11-15 02:22:48 +0000 UTCIt's still up, just not in the collection. I had to search to find it!
Chris Murphy
2024-07-31 14:21:32 +0000 UTCDamn where’s the 3rd movie?
Dude from earth
2024-07-24 06:51:44 +0000 UTCWhere did goldmember go?
mikey GOLDSMITH
2024-06-10 21:29:37 +0000 UTC"The tits are back" - David Sims. No!
Alex Solliday
2024-01-06 22:56:03 +0000 UTC“Mike Myers pulls off some hilarious moments in this crude but funny comedy”, raves the Christian Science Monitor
Andy P
2024-01-05 12:42:39 +0000 UTCThe "Opening the Austin Power card packs" is weaponized boredom, sorry guys. Love you though.
Jack Connor
2024-01-05 00:51:46 +0000 UTCMaybe it’s due to my age. But I LOVE the live-action THE CAT IN THE HAT.
Ian Smart
2024-01-04 22:15:32 +0000 UTCThe Gong Show reboot was so good, you guys
Jeffrey Malone
2024-01-04 19:22:18 +0000 UTCI know this opens me up for ridicule, but this movie, for as unfunny as it is, isn’t the least funny movie I’ve ever seen. People LOVE, Step Brothers, and I straight up, dislike that film.
Scott Carberry
2024-01-03 07:57:43 +0000 UTCI hate you guys for making me watch this. I was half tempted to go get a rectal exam after I watched this.
Jacob Fisher
2024-01-03 07:48:28 +0000 UTC"this isn't what life or anything is" truly our finest film critic
jorjor wel
2024-01-03 07:42:09 +0000 UTCThanks for posting this!
Scott Carberry
2024-01-03 06:28:21 +0000 UTCI toggle between watching/listening depending on if I want to watch the movie. for example I will watch some of The Terminators. Also hating The Joker is not surprising for two Non Midnight Tokers. the drums in Steve Miller songs are groovy af
Austin McDougle
2024-01-03 06:19:27 +0000 UTCCorrect me if I’m wrong, but Jonas Cooper = JonaScooper? Because he’s scooping? The best card I’m sure.
Charlie Kessler
2024-01-03 05:11:35 +0000 UTCI... I don't understand... Why would you do this to me...
Ray
2024-01-03 04:16:09 +0000 UTCIt brings me absolutely no pleasure to report that Daniel Tosh has a podcast. It is advertised constantly on iHeartRadio.
Sarah Farrell
2024-01-03 04:12:55 +0000 UTCHappy new year from australia blankies! Strong chaotic start for 2024 and i love it. The kanye appearence was the best part of this movie and im only comfortable saying that phrase on this patreon comment section.
Nick Gerber
2024-01-03 03:52:16 +0000 UTCI started meditating (and listening to Blank Check) in about 2016. I was trying to see if I could make use of the DMT in my brain. I did a bunch of research and basically put my own thing together. So Ben’s kind of right that it’s brain washy, but I have been brainwashing myself. Anyway, I am a happier chap these days and very rarely have confrontations with people or situations anymore. So, I guess I’m suggesting DIY spiritualism. This movie should have been more cynical about gurus. Would’ve made for better jokes, or jokes at all. Well, I did like the book titles and Steven Colbert.
Matthew Comegys
2024-01-03 02:16:00 +0000 UTCSo as a veteran of the card game back in the day I will say they had a pretty good balance; the distribution of rares and power levels was fine and the only real reason to chase down this or that was because you wanted an Austin wearing whatever. Thaat said this fucking movie was unendurable, it is easily the most unwatchable shit you have ever featured on this pod and it was delightful to hear you going at it
Winson Paine
2024-01-02 05:46:36 +0000 UTCUnfortunately I'm a watcher still....
Isaiah Bornman
2024-01-02 05:19:39 +0000 UTCI've actually seen The Love Guru twice before this was dropped, so there was no chance I was gonna watch-a-long. It was so bad I rewatched it with a friend to essentially prove all the stuff I described to them was real. But the experience was basically comparable to witnessing some wild homeless man shitting on the corner behavior then instead of just leaving it at describing the story to your friend actually dragging them to that homeless man and demanding they drop trou and repeat the experience. So yeah...not watching it again. Fun to hear other people have to watch it though.
Harry Russ
2024-01-02 03:23:49 +0000 UTCFWIW Manu Narayan has had a big Broadway career post-Pitka
fartinscorcese
2024-01-01 21:49:54 +0000 UTCI’m a watcher
Larry G Huffman
2024-01-01 21:40:58 +0000 UTCI can’t help but imagine Griffin sitting in an accountant’s office in March explaining why he thinks he can write off 30 packs of Austin Powers collectible cards
Champagne and Gummy bears
2024-01-01 18:52:30 +0000 UTCOnly half way done so not sure if it’s mentioned, but this film is worth it because it helped Romany Malco find love. He ended up meeting his wife who plays Jessica Alba’s stunt double.
Percy Leopold Cromwell
2024-01-01 17:08:03 +0000 UTCMy dad is a lifelong Leafs fan, and he's the only person I know who saw this movie.
K. Robert Roy
2024-01-01 16:51:28 +0000 UTCThe power of Christ compels you! (doing a little exorcism on this title).
Brian Case
2024-01-01 11:33:54 +0000 UTCThe Wildest commentary ep of blank check patreon history
Tom
2024-01-01 09:47:48 +0000 UTCWell that was incredibly bad. 0/10 😂 what was that ? I didn’t realize how bad this movie was. But Mike should have came back and not wanted so long. It’s just 1 bad movie out of 8, actually 2 including cat and the hat.
Dude from earth
2024-01-01 09:14:54 +0000 UTC🙏
Sean Mackin
2024-01-01 07:54:01 +0000 UTChttps://www.vulture.com/2013/10/dieter-the-mike-myers-franchise-that-never-was.html
Ben Zaretsky
2024-01-01 07:46:25 +0000 UTCBrimful of asher on the .......forty-fiiive
Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)
2024-01-01 07:21:58 +0000 UTC“I needed to laugh” 😂😂😂😂
Dude from earth
2024-01-01 06:56:02 +0000 UTCWow, l watched this movie one time with my family of 7, and by the end, everyone left the living room 😂 it was just me and my mom by the end. We both love silly movies, so we finished it, but even we thought this was straight garbage!! But I’m happy to watch it again after so many years with the blank check crew. I don’t even remember what happens in this movie. 🤣 I’m about 10 mins in right now, and I’m already done. But either way, I’m excited! I wonder how much money we all gave this movie? 😂 can’t believe l paid $3 for it.
Dude from earth
2024-01-01 06:29:16 +0000 UTCHappy New Year! 🩷 u guyz
Laura Parent
2024-01-01 05:59:33 +0000 UTCHappy New Year. I also discovered Blank Check in 2023.
Tiago Augusto Souza Barreiro
2024-01-01 05:43:09 +0000 UTC2023 was the year I discovered this nonsense. Blankful and thankful.
Chase Kimball
2024-01-01 05:11:01 +0000 UTCAs ill advised as The Love Guru is, it still has more laughs than 3 series of Ricky Gervais’ After Life
Garry L
2024-01-01 05:07:01 +0000 UTCHappy new year friends. Blank it!
xavierrn
2024-01-01 05:07:00 +0000 UTCOh God, it's finally here! Run for your lives!!
ian
2024-01-01 05:06:22 +0000 UTCWhat an omen for things to come in 2024.
The queerest Philadelphia lawyer
2024-01-01 05:05:14 +0000 UTCHappy New Year!
Erik Michaelson
2024-01-01 05:04:16 +0000 UTCHappy new year! My name is Ray and I love movies!
Ray
2024-01-01 05:02:31 +0000 UTCHosley bless us, every one!
Jordan B. Anderson
2024-01-01 05:01:52 +0000 UTC
