MARCH MADNESS 2023 - Day 26
Added 2023-03-26 16:00:06 +0000 UTCThe Ocean’s movies just drowned the Turtles. Sorry, folks.
Up today - a series of films about COPS BEING COOL, and a series of films about MOBSTERS BEING FUNNY.
It’s POLICE STORY vs. THE JELLY TRILOGY.
With POLICE STORY, we’d do 5 films:
- Police Story (1985)
- Police Story 2 (1988)
- Police Story 3: Supercop (1992)
- Crime Story (1993)
- First Strike (1996)
We will not be covering Supercop 2 (not enough Chan) nor the “reboots” New Police Story and Police Story 2013.
With the JELLY TRILOGY - a thing that exists and we did not make up - we would cover 3 mafia comedies that feature character actor Joe Viterelli:
- Analyze This (1999)
- Analyze That (2002)
- Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Will our guy Jelly wobble-wobble to the final four? Or does Chan have the edge to take him out?
Comments
Yeah that's the part that's confusing to me.
outb0undflight
2023-03-28 19:37:26 +0000 UTCI think it might be because they like it?
Michael Harrison
2023-03-28 19:28:19 +0000 UTCJelly noooo!
Kristin
2023-03-28 04:50:02 +0000 UTCjackie moves real good
Jason Coates
2023-03-27 23:58:38 +0000 UTCI can’t wait for Ocean’s to wipe the floor with Police Story. Criminals make for better characters to follow in a narrative than cops.
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 23:30:01 +0000 UTCEvery year people vote en masse for Police Story and every year I ask myself...why?
outb0undflight
2023-03-27 19:25:26 +0000 UTCjelly you deserved better. sorry they were too afraid
Aidan
2023-03-27 18:12:26 +0000 UTCI see the point, but tbh I only made it through 15 min of the Dundee II commentary. For three episodes, I need more than dull plotting and lazy jokes at the center. And plus everything about the late-DeNiro comedies depresses me a little. But I understand the appeal of hearing G&D giddy over a Jelly trilogy.
Michael Mayer
2023-03-27 17:27:18 +0000 UTCWait it’s 50/50. Who Won??
Chris Lynch
2023-03-27 16:27:00 +0000 UTCThank goodness.
FreakaJebus
2023-03-27 16:15:28 +0000 UTCRigged
Stephen Mochan
2023-03-27 16:08:54 +0000 UTCDat's fukkin' weird
Christopher Roundhill
2023-03-27 16:08:30 +0000 UTCRigged 😜
Dustin Philipson
2023-03-27 16:01:57 +0000 UTCguys... who won??
Luca Bruno
2023-03-27 16:01:42 +0000 UTCLove you Marie
magicaljohnson
2023-03-27 15:59:43 +0000 UTCACAB. But also AJID All Jelly Is Delicious
JB
2023-03-27 15:58:37 +0000 UTCPlease vote for Police Story
Perry
2023-03-27 15:57:40 +0000 UTChe has never once said “dat’s fuckin weird”. how is this even a debate?
Rosemarie
2023-03-27 15:57:07 +0000 UTCObligatory if you’re still in line stay in line post
JB
2023-03-27 15:56:15 +0000 UTCits a nail biter folks!!
Sofia Car
2023-03-27 15:53:44 +0000 UTCThis is absolute chaos.
Philippe Gariépy
2023-03-27 15:52:26 +0000 UTCJ E L L Y
Cody F. Schmidt
2023-03-27 15:51:54 +0000 UTCIt’s JACKIE CHAN. The man acts, directs, sings, does his own stunts, dresses like he dgaf. How is this even a debate??
Gabe Kroeger
2023-03-27 15:50:00 +0000 UTCFor anyone who doesn’t want either to win, may I point your attention to the fact that the jelly series will be a month shorter
JB
2023-03-27 15:48:17 +0000 UTCmay i point you, dear listener, to the crocodile dundee commentaries, three of the most entertaining episodes ever released on the patreon?
Rosemarie
2023-03-27 15:48:11 +0000 UTCPlease Jelly Please
Boogie
2023-03-27 15:47:59 +0000 UTCdas fuckin weird
Judson Greene
2023-03-27 15:32:11 +0000 UTCSure hoping it’s Jelly’s Last Jam (couldn’t resist). And yet somehow neck and neck. Old Dogs / Book of Henry-style commentary can be entertaining once in a while but going in with 3 mediocre to bad movies sounds bleak.
Michael Mayer
2023-03-27 15:31:41 +0000 UTCI got my bread, my peanut butter, just missing one thing
Fred
2023-03-27 15:27:24 +0000 UTCDas a bit fucking close
Daniel McLane
2023-03-27 15:20:25 +0000 UTCWow dead heat
Anthony Regina
2023-03-27 15:11:09 +0000 UTCjelly is the only way we’re avoiding my personal hell of six weeks of scream movies so i’m ride or die for jelly
Rosemarie
2023-03-27 15:10:52 +0000 UTCJelly took my beloved Hellraiser, if it had to take that then let Jelly take it all. We must become one with Jelly.
Botbotb
2023-03-27 15:10:09 +0000 UTCMBCJA
Nicholas Hoffman
2023-03-27 15:04:28 +0000 UTCtoo late.
Trevor McCandless
2023-03-27 14:57:59 +0000 UTCMight fuck around and start a second Patreon account to vote for Police Story again
Philip M Bernstein
2023-03-27 14:55:35 +0000 UTCTired: Vote Jelly because it's funny Wired: With no totally surprising, out of left field underdogs to root for in the main feed bracket anymore, likely heading to another obvious populist winner there for the second year, voting for Jelly is the only way we can still get that rush of the Nancy/Demme "out of the box choice" wins this year. And also, it's funny.
Michael Natale
2023-03-27 14:53:36 +0000 UTCThe. Jelly. Bit. STIIIIIIIINKS.
Jonathon Pernisek
2023-03-27 14:53:04 +0000 UTCAmerica is a 5 letter word: J E L L Y
Sam Russell
2023-03-27 14:47:13 +0000 UTCLast minute switch to Jelly. Would prefer to watch Police Story but hear about Jelly
James A'Herne
2023-03-27 14:46:53 +0000 UTCIt's the opposite of Alien Versus Predator. Whoever wins, we all win.
Refridganinja
2023-03-27 14:40:31 +0000 UTCWhat was that year?
Jonah
2023-03-27 14:11:30 +0000 UTCJELLY
Brynndiana Jones
2023-03-27 14:10:58 +0000 UTCYou ever try to spread Cops on a crumpet?? Jelly is just the logical choice here.
Parsalian
2023-03-27 14:07:26 +0000 UTCI mean, I did not love it, so I think you’re right
Rad Rodge
2023-03-27 14:07:12 +0000 UTCPeople who are saying that this is a no bits podcast are missing the point that Jelly is not a bit
Filip Boratyn
2023-03-27 14:07:09 +0000 UTCCome on, people, don't get jelly-pilled
Bill Sweet
2023-03-27 14:01:47 +0000 UTCWhere did this Jelly Hive come from? What is happening?
Joe Arvis
2023-03-27 14:00:34 +0000 UTCPolice Story is one of my favorite series, not like this :(
Perry
2023-03-27 13:54:51 +0000 UTCVote Jelly!
Matthew Levell
2023-03-27 13:47:53 +0000 UTCJELLY IS INCHING CLOSER #DONTBEFUCKINWEIRD #VOTEJELLY
Peter Angelinas
2023-03-27 13:47:01 +0000 UTCAnd perhaps, most importantly, they have Jelly in them.
Matthew Farthing
2023-03-27 13:42:03 +0000 UTCDavid's point from the latest patreon ep was valid. The Jelly movies are easy, light movies that will make for good commentaries! And there's only three of them.
Kevin Rowley
2023-03-27 13:39:33 +0000 UTCCant believe we’re gonna meme ourselves into a a Jelly commentary series. This is 2016 all over again
Philip Munroe
2023-03-27 13:32:31 +0000 UTCOk. We need to retire the bit. We all had a laugh, but now the joke that Police Story should beat The Jelly Trilogy has gotten out of control and it's time to send the bit to the rafters.
Matthew Farthing
2023-03-27 13:15:10 +0000 UTCThe whole Jelly thing smacks of mid-2000s "random" humour on the internet. Jelly out!
James Smith
2023-03-27 12:59:11 +0000 UTCI say we get both and 0% copaganda!
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTCC'mon Jackie, wrap this thing up!
Kevin Merryman
2023-03-27 12:41:16 +0000 UTCEin thousand jares jelly
Clammy_Damp
2023-03-27 12:39:44 +0000 UTCSaying it again: The Jelly bit STIIIIIIIIIIINKS.
Jonathon Pernisek
2023-03-27 12:26:07 +0000 UTCThe Turtles had to atone for the sin of beating father Karras to death
Mauricio Salas
2023-03-27 11:15:21 +0000 UTCIf you'll glorify criminals at least give serve it to us with a side of Jelly.
Mauricio Salas
2023-03-27 11:11:49 +0000 UTCFucking wild!
EvanEightNine !
2023-03-27 10:27:20 +0000 UTC“DATS FUCKED UP!!!” - Jelly
Jake Maringoni
2023-03-27 09:44:16 +0000 UTCA vote for Jelly is a vote for goodness in this crazy, crazy world
Kaitlin
2023-03-27 07:01:54 +0000 UTCThe Police Story movies are great, but the commentaries would be 70% “oh wow that rocked,” 20% talking Jackie Chan’s American career, 5% Griffin stressing out talking Chan’s CCP support and 5% unrelated fucking around. Vote Jelly. The movies may be mediocre but Jelly is perfect. Jelly’s MY jam.
Theodore Rosenblum
2023-03-27 06:45:17 +0000 UTCCool kids vote for Jelly
Kelly Briscoe
2023-03-27 05:18:58 +0000 UTCAfter seeing the disrespect of David giving Magnificent Warriors 3 stars on LB, it's clear Hong Kong martial arts is a must for the boys. (This is a joke. I think Police Story is more fun than Jelly.)
Holden Martinson
2023-03-27 05:01:22 +0000 UTCAgree with this. What I loved about the Nancy Meyers, James L Brooks and Nora Ephron minis is you all talked about comedies in a deep way, which you never see. You all are great talking about anything (and found new angles with heavily documented filmmakers like Kubrick), but I think there's a true value of having 2+ hour dissections of movies like Something's Gotta Give, as most people just think "it's cute!" and leave it there.
Ben Goodman
2023-03-27 04:57:09 +0000 UTCInstead of Jelly can we just get Harold Ramis on the main feed? Last mostly-comedy mini was May, two years ago, would be nice to have another.
Philip M Bernstein
2023-03-27 03:53:59 +0000 UTCCome on people Jelly is so close. Vote Jelly!
Andrew Spitzer
2023-03-27 03:52:15 +0000 UTCCopaganda with sick stunts.
Mark Adkins
2023-03-27 03:49:22 +0000 UTCIf we're all so suggestible that watching Jackie Chan drive a car through a shantytown is going to make us love real life cops none of us should be on the Internet at all.
Philip M Bernstein
2023-03-27 03:40:15 +0000 UTCIf you loved the Old Dogs commentary as much as I did, you would be voting Jelly
Louis IV
2023-03-27 03:21:45 +0000 UTCNothing has diminishing returns quite like Copaganda, tho
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:18:53 +0000 UTCThat series was going to be really radical, dude. And they totally snubbed our bodacious good time.
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:18:25 +0000 UTCWho said it’s a bit? You think dedicated, valuable, and loyal friends, even among criminals, is a bit? Now Copaganda for Chinese Govnt… that’s a bit
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:17:01 +0000 UTCIt’s like that Conan bit where if the joke keeps going and going, it goes through phases. One is it stops being funny… and then it immediately gets 10x funnier. But you must persist through the naysayers. And the Chinese Copaganda
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:15:36 +0000 UTCBut not by Copaganda
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:13:45 +0000 UTCFinally someone gets it!
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:13:01 +0000 UTCHey now, both have EXCELLENT movies. But Jelly ain’t Copaganda. He ain’t no snitch, y’know
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:12:39 +0000 UTCBoo, Copaganda! Yay, Hong Kong martial arts dramas but, BOOOO Chinese Copaganda!
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:11:47 +0000 UTCChinese Copaganda is still
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:11:04 +0000 UTCYou deserve to lose Weir to deal Toro, though. That’s the trick. Jelly is just an innocent guy who is just doing the thing for that guy in a place, y’know?
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:10:22 +0000 UTCJust cuz the copaganda takes place in China, doesn’t make it not-Copaganda! Gimme the real heroes, the real working class man! JEEELLLEEEHHHH!
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:09:06 +0000 UTCThis is so stressful god I hope Jelly wins
Bridget Coulter
2023-03-27 03:08:44 +0000 UTCYeah, but… Jelly!
Tyler Duggan
2023-03-27 03:07:05 +0000 UTCJelly for a 1000 years!!
Bob Sacamano
2023-03-27 03:00:18 +0000 UTCIf precedent holds, the hosts will thumb the scales in the final hours for Jelly (RIP Hellraiser, which held a commanding lead until the final moments when Blankies were literally commanded to vote Jelly). Jelly movies suck, we’re being given the chance to talk PPRE-HOLLYWOOD Jackie Chan! Hell, we’re being given a chance to talk Jackie Chan period! Hong Kong cinema! Michelle Yeoh! You want to throw that away over a jokey meme of a series? Now DATS fucked up.
CT
2023-03-27 02:44:56 +0000 UTCjellyyyyyy
Charlotte Langdon
2023-03-27 02:29:03 +0000 UTCI agree with this.
Alex
2023-03-27 02:09:33 +0000 UTCI truly hope Police Story maintains this slight lead
Anthony Regina
2023-03-27 01:50:22 +0000 UTCNeck and neck
Josh Harvey
2023-03-27 01:50:05 +0000 UTCWhen it became hilarious.
Donald W Pratt
2023-03-27 01:22:15 +0000 UTCJelly, forever.
Curtis Brewster
2023-03-27 01:00:11 +0000 UTCIf I lose Weir and Jelly two days in a row, I will lose all hope in humanity. Don’t do that to me.
Jacob Raleigh
2023-03-26 23:54:20 +0000 UTCI don’t understand how this keeps happening. Obviously I love Police Story but it’s Jelly, it’s gotta be Jelly
Champagne and Gummy bears
2023-03-26 23:51:03 +0000 UTCThat's why I voted for Jelly
Alexander Seiler
2023-03-26 23:41:09 +0000 UTCI don’t want peace. I want problems always.
Nathan Knowles
2023-03-26 23:30:32 +0000 UTCvote Jelly, vote a winner
Theodore Rosenblum
2023-03-26 23:29:22 +0000 UTCACAB includes Jackie Chan. Vote Jelly!
John Phillips
2023-03-26 23:22:38 +0000 UTCThey're very clearly going to do the Jelly Trilogy because they're simply too tickled by their own bit, so don't worry about Jelly. They will do Jelly.
Jonathon Pernisek
2023-03-26 23:12:32 +0000 UTCPlease vote for the franchise with good movies
Omeed
2023-03-26 23:02:20 +0000 UTChe might!
Luke West
2023-03-26 22:57:49 +0000 UTCthe police story delegation does not claim any of the people being weird about jelly. i just wanna hear ben react to the mall fight in police story and the supercop wheel
Alex Lovendahl
2023-03-26 22:52:50 +0000 UTCI would have considered voting for the Analyze movies anyway, but packaging in Mickey Blue Eyes (meaning commentary on Hugh Grant stretching his shtick to its limits) through this sweaty connection pushes it all the way for me
Selmon Rafey
2023-03-26 22:52:10 +0000 UTCare they really as bad, chris. is jelly going to put brett kavanaugh on the supreme court, chris
Alex Lovendahl
2023-03-26 22:52:06 +0000 UTCVote Police Story guys come on
Teddy Silva
2023-03-26 22:49:53 +0000 UTCJelly robbed Hellraiser, we get what we deserve
Robin Tali
2023-03-26 22:46:04 +0000 UTCJackie: https://www.vice.com/en/article/wxqkn5/heres-why-jackie-chan-is-really-unpopular-in-hong-kong Jelly: Das fucked up. Vote Jelly!
Michael Perry
2023-03-26 22:36:28 +0000 UTCam I missing something? Not fussed about JC either though given his statements on Hong Kong
obosh
2023-03-26 22:10:29 +0000 UTCNot to spoil anyone's fun but I don't get the Jelly bit. I fee l
obosh
2023-03-26 22:08:45 +0000 UTCokay it was funny up until now
Sunny Cheng
2023-03-26 21:57:36 +0000 UTCIf Police Story beats Jelly, the anger directed at Police Story will be so overwhelming, the Jelly-heads will give whoever goes up against Police Story the decisive victory. So if you want Police Story to have a chance, you have to vote for Jelly.
Matthew Farthing
2023-03-26 21:57:07 +0000 UTCSay Hello to Jello(y)
Rory Dunn
2023-03-26 21:24:01 +0000 UTCAs jelly says in analyze this: fuck da police
Ben Bequette
2023-03-26 21:19:00 +0000 UTCJelly Dies Tonight.
Luke West
2023-03-26 21:13:46 +0000 UTCOn this all depends
Rad Rodge
2023-03-26 21:05:46 +0000 UTCCmon guys! Vote jelly.
Seth B
2023-03-26 21:04:38 +0000 UTCJelly must be stopped
Mark Adkins
2023-03-26 20:56:03 +0000 UTCSay it with me everyone; cops are not cool
Cloud Prewett
2023-03-26 20:34:00 +0000 UTCI love my sweet boy. (Jelly)
Ben DeSart
2023-03-26 20:30:26 +0000 UTCjelly says ACAB
Justice SZ
2023-03-26 20:24:59 +0000 UTCThe glory of the story cannot be understated
Jack o Diamonds
2023-03-26 20:24:47 +0000 UTCIf there's one guy I'd be okay with beating Jelly, it's Jackie Chan. That being said, let's keep the Jelly train rolling!
Douglas Wykstra
2023-03-26 20:24:02 +0000 UTCJelly!
Boogie
2023-03-26 20:17:58 +0000 UTCJelly will honestly be disappointing post Analyse This…it’ll be a diminishing returns bit…nothing more
Joshua Ochoa
2023-03-26 20:14:30 +0000 UTCYou guys already made the turtles go away. Can't you please at least leave us some jelly?
Luke Swisher
2023-03-26 20:09:31 +0000 UTCJackie, I love you, but ACAB. I’m sorry
JB
2023-03-26 19:39:53 +0000 UTCHoping the Jelly train stops here, but I don’t really want either of these in the final.
Kawaiidebu
2023-03-26 19:26:22 +0000 UTCMy man! Jackie Chan!
David Rosenblatt
2023-03-26 19:23:53 +0000 UTCThe criterion collection was created for Jelly
colin p clune
2023-03-26 19:18:37 +0000 UTCJelly can’t be stopped. Stare into his eyes, give in to Jelly.
Louis Frey
2023-03-26 19:16:52 +0000 UTCNo, it’s true. The original Police Story trilogy rips whereas Analyze This & That and Mickey Blue Eyes are unflushable pieces of shit. Voting for Jelly was funny the first round, but it should’ve lost against Hellraiser.
Matthew Chmiel
2023-03-26 19:14:03 +0000 UTCNobody escapes the jellyfish forest
Will Redmond
2023-03-26 19:07:33 +0000 UTCTrue, there isn’t much Chan in Supercop 2, but the what Chan there is is potent enough to warrant inclusion imo.
Screen Drafts
2023-03-26 19:07:10 +0000 UTCHow is Jelly not running away with this???
Alice
2023-03-26 18:58:26 +0000 UTCHe wibbles, he wobbles but Jelly NEVER falls, he’s the anti-Jackie Chan and we must support him.
Andrew Jones
2023-03-26 18:56:59 +0000 UTCJEL-LY! JEL-LY! JEL-LY!
Jay Kay
2023-03-26 18:52:12 +0000 UTCWe must vote jelly
Zach Stetson
2023-03-26 18:37:48 +0000 UTCThe jelly hate needs to stop
Zach Stetson
2023-03-26 18:37:42 +0000 UTCJelly needs to be stopped.
Colin
2023-03-26 18:32:59 +0000 UTCGUYS JELLY
Eileen Tierney
2023-03-26 18:28:55 +0000 UTCOkay, it's really time to end this Jelly madness and vote for the much more deserving Police Story.
Zef Wagner
2023-03-26 18:15:15 +0000 UTCUnless we get confirmation that we will also watch The Firm as a prequel to the Jelly Trilogy, I'm afraid I have to support Police Story,
Benjamin Russell
2023-03-26 18:15:05 +0000 UTCThen they can do Jelly twice. The reality is, franchises are much shorter than filmographies so a huge chunk of these are going to be done anyway, including Police Story. Which means we can only vote morally. Jelly!
Matthew Farthing
2023-03-26 18:04:13 +0000 UTCWe all know the Jelly bit is the height of comedy, hasn’t already overstayed it’s welcome, and could sustain three full episodes. What my vote presupposes is: maybe it isn’t?
Jon Washington
2023-03-26 18:00:03 +0000 UTCI’m going to look beyond the temporary joy of the jelly joke and vote as if I love da movish. Police Story all the way!
Deren Ney
2023-03-26 17:57:29 +0000 UTCFantastic comment. Totally unhinged. 5 stars no notes.
Amir Shani
2023-03-26 17:50:31 +0000 UTCAmab
Ray
2023-03-26 17:46:39 +0000 UTCThey're definitely going to do jelly anyway though
Ray
2023-03-26 17:46:20 +0000 UTCvote Jelly acab
Austin McDougle
2023-03-26 17:39:03 +0000 UTCliterally what is the point of Jelly getting this far if we’re not all gonna vote for it
Austin McDougle
2023-03-26 17:38:56 +0000 UTCJELL-EE! JELL-EE! JELL-EE!
adam
2023-03-26 17:36:23 +0000 UTCI would LOVE a police story miniseries. Some other time. Tonight we feast on Jelly.
Matthew Farthing
2023-03-26 17:36:22 +0000 UTCJELLY!!
Brooks Hoehn
2023-03-26 17:31:44 +0000 UTCI’m going to keep beating this drum. Please include The Firm for a Jelly Quadrilogy. We need more Jelly!
Collin Odell
2023-03-26 17:31:33 +0000 UTCSo true!!!
Iguanahouse
2023-03-26 17:23:18 +0000 UTCPolice Story is in the lead. Das not fucked up.
Patrick Orlob
2023-03-26 17:22:56 +0000 UTCacab includes inspector chan
Ml
2023-03-26 17:22:39 +0000 UTCPOLICE STORY!!! JACKIE CHAN!!!! MICHELLE YEOH!!!!!
Iguanahouse
2023-03-26 17:22:31 +0000 UTCDas (reasoning is) fucked up
Zak Goldberger
2023-03-26 17:18:23 +0000 UTCI don't think that's true
Kyle Faber
2023-03-26 17:16:14 +0000 UTCJELLY TRILOGY
T.J.
2023-03-26 17:13:27 +0000 UTCWobble wobble
Leroy Beckett
2023-03-26 17:12:36 +0000 UTCMichelle Yeoh literally lands a dirt bike onto a moving train in one of these movies! Jackie fights 15 dudes with a ladder! People voting for the jelly bit are just as bad as the people who voted for trump cause they thought it would be funny
Chris Hubbard
2023-03-26 17:12:26 +0000 UTCJELLLLLLYYYYY
Bryce Hendrickson
2023-03-26 17:11:19 +0000 UTCDo people really have free will and still not vote for Jelly? That's fucked up.
Mauricio Salas
2023-03-26 17:10:11 +0000 UTCVoting Police Story purely out of spite for the shafting of those decent, salt of the earth, Cenobites
Steve Nutt
2023-03-26 17:08:42 +0000 UTCWhat bit? Vote Jelly
Zak Goldberger
2023-03-26 17:08:06 +0000 UTCThe Jelly bit stiiiiiiiiiiiiinks
Jonathon Pernisek
2023-03-26 17:06:14 +0000 UTCI have nothing agains Jelly *the man*, but those Analyze movies are what would spit out if an AI program came up with a film specifically designed to make me eat my own eyeballs.
Gretchen Lindensmith
2023-03-26 17:02:43 +0000 UTCVote for the one with Michelle Yeoh
Kevin Love Hewitt
2023-03-26 17:02:22 +0000 UTCOoh, nice to get a preview of the cover art for the upcoming Jelly Collection box set from Criterion
Begemott
2023-03-26 17:02:15 +0000 UTCRemember when Billy Crystal slaps Jelly in the face at the end of Analyze This? Not voting for Jelly today would be an even bigger slap in the face than that.
Brady Larsen
2023-03-26 17:01:53 +0000 UTCVoting for the Story......the Jelly Story!!!!
Eric Nagurney
2023-03-26 17:00:12 +0000 UTCWent to waffle house for breakfast, had a pack of jelly with my toast! It's a sign
James Young
2023-03-26 16:59:02 +0000 UTCRESPECT FOR JELLY ❤️
john-kawika shelton
2023-03-26 16:53:33 +0000 UTCCOMMIT TO THE BIT
Esteban Minero
2023-03-26 16:53:18 +0000 UTCAs fans of this show, are we not obligated to commit to the bit?
Michael Hashizume
2023-03-26 16:52:00 +0000 UTCStanding in a sea of peanut butter and crying out for some JELLY
Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat
2023-03-26 16:50:50 +0000 UTCI like that patreon comments can get more ruthless but at the same time it's for a harmless meme lol. The stakes are lower so the fights can get nastier
Jack Barr
2023-03-26 16:44:03 +0000 UTCI didn't sacrifice hellraiser for this, VOTE JELLY
Tyler McClellan
2023-03-26 16:42:37 +0000 UTCI’m voting police story just because im not ready for this jelly
David McCallum
2023-03-26 16:42:12 +0000 UTCtime for jelly to get smeared
Data Janitor
2023-03-26 16:38:49 +0000 UTCJelly robbed Hellraiser last week. Get em out of here.
tyler langlois
2023-03-26 16:38:31 +0000 UTCThey need to wait until they're all dads for the ultimate dad movie series.
HappyCroc
2023-03-26 16:37:17 +0000 UTC😔 tough choice
Charlie
2023-03-26 16:36:31 +0000 UTCJelly got jinxed in yesterday's update, knew this was coming. Police Story would be a great winner and I'm getting behind it til the end now.
HappyCroc
2023-03-26 16:35:59 +0000 UTCIt’s Jelly time.
Austin Zook
2023-03-26 16:34:48 +0000 UTCJELLY JELLY JELLY!
Andrew Reck
2023-03-26 16:32:55 +0000 UTCthe chaos of including a meme option is it only gets more popular as more franchises people wanted are eliminated. "my fav lost? well i got no horse in this race , all in on jelly baby"
slimesiren
2023-03-26 16:32:34 +0000 UTCI will always vote against Jelly.
Spam Boi
2023-03-26 16:31:31 +0000 UTCJelly Gents rise up!
Nicholas Razzante
2023-03-26 16:31:20 +0000 UTCITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Ryan O'Reilly
2023-03-26 16:29:56 +0000 UTCJelly was winning at first and after losing the turtles to oceans yesterday I didn’t know if could take another upset!
James Manning
2023-03-26 16:28:47 +0000 UTCFollow your heart, not the bit. Vote for Police Story!
Eric Trapp
2023-03-26 16:28:45 +0000 UTCJ E L L Y
Rosemarie
2023-03-26 16:28:39 +0000 UTCJelly!!!
Brian Hines
2023-03-26 16:28:35 +0000 UTCDAS FUCKED UP
Aidan
2023-03-26 16:27:49 +0000 UTCI can vote for the bit only so many times. Jelly must fall to the cop who can’t be stopped.
Tobey
2023-03-26 16:25:22 +0000 UTCPolice Story just goes much better with the World Cup theme of the mainfeed Also just got to season 9 of ER with my wife, and in Supercop Chan does a fight scene in front of a moving helicopter rotor
Adam Grzegorczyk
2023-03-26 16:22:52 +0000 UTCI said this in the Reddit, but while a Jelly series would be funny, it would be way funnier for him to be the “Lindsey Buckingham in What’s Up With That” of Blank Check
Brian Sweeney
2023-03-26 16:22:22 +0000 UTCI’m still mourning the loss of Weir (even though they are definitely going to eventually do him, right? RIGHT??)
Ditmarser
2023-03-26 16:22:18 +0000 UTCdeath to jelly
Matt Vaughan
2023-03-26 16:22:17 +0000 UTCJiggle jiggle
Doc Brown
2023-03-26 16:19:13 +0000 UTCfolks we've enjoyed Jelly's Cinderella run, but it's time for his boat- sized 1987 Cadillac to turn into a pumpkin now that a Supercop episode is in reach
Trevor Pyle
2023-03-26 16:19:04 +0000 UTCI'm sorry Jelly
Ben Burbank
2023-03-26 16:18:13 +0000 UTCJelly vs Leonard championship: let’s make it happen!
Donald W Pratt
2023-03-26 16:17:48 +0000 UTCACAB vote Jelly
Filip Boratyn
2023-03-26 16:17:24 +0000 UTCI can't believe it's this close.
Philippe Gariépy
2023-03-26 16:17:12 +0000 UTCI have come to except that jelly might win but I’m still not voting for it :)
Lawrence Guest
2023-03-26 16:16:52 +0000 UTCIf anyone is at all conflicted I beg you watch the Police Story clip where Jackie's trying to answer all the phones at the station. Nothing better.
Philip M Bernstein
2023-03-26 16:16:47 +0000 UTCJelly all the way!!!
Bobby Mageau
2023-03-26 16:15:54 +0000 UTCI can’t look at Billy Crystal without thinking about how much he loves to do blackface, sorry Jelly
CT13
2023-03-26 16:15:41 +0000 UTCLuckily, that amount of time is 301 minutes.
Donald W Pratt
2023-03-26 16:15:25 +0000 UTCJELLY FOREVER
PolterZeitgeist
2023-03-26 16:15:20 +0000 UTCif jelly loses, that would be falkin’ weird
Peter Angelinas
2023-03-26 16:13:43 +0000 UTCSorry Jackie, I'm going for jelly
Sloane
2023-03-26 16:13:40 +0000 UTCI have to vote my conscience: Jackie Chan.
Joel Orr
2023-03-26 16:13:18 +0000 UTCThis should be the final, i’m tempted to vote Police Story just because i don’t want Jelly to lose to something like Elmore Leonard or the Ocean’s movies. I think there’s been enough enthusiasm for Jelly that they’ll probably slot them in somewhere down the line, so Police Story might be the better choice
Azar
2023-03-26 16:12:56 +0000 UTCcall me peanut butter, cus i need me some jelly
David freeman
2023-03-26 16:12:18 +0000 UTCThe bit is good, but the first Police Story might be the best Jacki Chan movie ever.
Logghammer
2023-03-26 16:11:55 +0000 UTCJelly
Seymour Butz
2023-03-26 16:11:35 +0000 UTCLife's too short to not vote for Jelly.
Étienne Fillion-Sauvé
2023-03-26 16:11:29 +0000 UTCJelly you've had a good run but Police Story has to win this. Especially if you're taking my Turtles.
Sean C.
2023-03-26 16:11:22 +0000 UTCSitting here experiencing terror steadily replace my amusement as I watch Jelly continue to power through this competition like Trump in the 2016 Republican primaries
elkweed
2023-03-26 16:11:01 +0000 UTCJELLY FOREVER
Teddy K
2023-03-26 16:10:57 +0000 UTCif jelly beats out police story im gonna go crazy
Lucas Nyhus
2023-03-26 16:10:51 +0000 UTCBoy howdy!
ChewyWalrus
2023-03-26 16:10:43 +0000 UTCThe Analyze movies are fun beyond Jelly. The fact Jelly is in them just puts them over the top
ian
2023-03-26 16:10:41 +0000 UTCAll love to Jelly but I must vote for Kukui carnage.
TV's Kevin Lanigan
2023-03-26 16:10:35 +0000 UTCMan, Police Story is so amazing! Jelly is only funny for so long.
bigcabba
2023-03-26 16:10:28 +0000 UTCMust be jelly cuz jam don’t shake
Quinn
2023-03-26 16:10:16 +0000 UTCIf Jelly wins the tournament, this was a complete waste of everyone’s time.
Matthew Chmiel
2023-03-26 16:10:14 +0000 UTCNot jelly 🥺
Jim Finzel
2023-03-26 16:10:11 +0000 UTCThe Bardi bump for Jelly due to the jingle in the last update must not be overstated
Raphael Esguerra
2023-03-26 16:10:05 +0000 UTCNoooo! Police Story! What is wrong with you people!?
Chad Hotelling
2023-03-26 16:10:02 +0000 UTCI’m gonna be pissed if Jelly wins the whole bracket.
Baxter
2023-03-26 16:09:59 +0000 UTCChewy can you handle it?
Christopher Grigg
2023-03-26 16:09:58 +0000 UTCI'm ao conflicted!
Justin Peterson
2023-03-26 16:09:50 +0000 UTChere’s a police story: a guy didn’t vote for jelly so he went to jail because not voting for jelly is a crime
Eric
2023-03-26 16:09:49 +0000 UTCHow is Jelly winning and WHY IS IT EVEN CLOSE
Jesse
2023-03-26 16:09:39 +0000 UTCGuys...Jackie chan = fun. We'll all regret the jelly bit 30 seconds into Analyze That.
Art Curtis
2023-03-26 16:09:36 +0000 UTCDAS FUCKIN WEIRD
Jake
2023-03-26 16:09:35 +0000 UTCJELL-Y JELL-Y JELL-Y JELL-Y
corndair
2023-03-26 16:09:28 +0000 UTCI am ready for this Jelly.
ChewyWalrus
2023-03-26 16:09:18 +0000 UTCY’all are too committed to this Jelly bit. This is a no bits podcast!
Joel Cunningham
2023-03-26 16:04:11 +0000 UTC
