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MARCH MADNESS 2023 - Day 21

WOW - THE BIG GUY DID IT. HE REALLY DID IT. JELLY FOREVER!!!! HE BEAT THE CENOBITES BY 31 VOTES!! DAS NOT FUCKED UP!

Up today - William “Bill” S. Preston Esq and “Ted” Theodore Logan take on Max Cherry, Jackie Brown, and Jennifer Lopez.

It’s BILL & TED vs. ELMORE LEONARD ADAPTATIONS.


With BILL & TED, we’d cover 3 films:

For LEONARD, we’d cover his 4 famous 90s crime movies (yeah, we know “Be Cool” is from the 2000s, but it’s a direct sequel):

We will not be covering any of his myriad other adaptations…Leonard Westerns could be their own genre.

So, who takes this round?

Comments

I hope everyone is ready for the Elmore Leonard vs Jelly championship.

Donald W Pratt

Weeeeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk

Steve Nutt

B&T only gets better as it goes along! They go to HELL in part 2! They have doofy teen daughters in part 3! You actually think Be Cool is more fun than that??

CT

Most non excellent heinous and bogus, dudes 👎🏻

John

Love the first B&T, do not want to watch the others again. Go Lenny!

Evelyn Chavanne

I'm voting for Bill and Ted but I have to imagine a Tarantino series will happen some day.

Graham

It's been a rough MM for me too, but I'm in step with this one. I like when Patreon can be an excuse for discussing loosely connected things that aren't really a franchise. (Still mad about yesterday though)

Adam Grzegorczyk

Finding out I'm really not on the same page with my fellow checkmates.

Brandon Boring

It pains me to see that they won’t be discussing the Bill and Ted’s. Yet.

Chad Hemphill

Neither is Be Cool, but they're doing that.

Philip M Bernstein

I'm ice cold, this will be 5 losses in a row, was hoping fellow Butterball heads and I could overcome the Jelly but I understand.

CT13

Since soderberg is never gonna be covered until like 2080 this and the oceans are the only reasonable way to do it.

JT Sitko

Lou isssssssssss

Ditmarser

San Dimas High School football rules!!!!!!!

Beatrix Lidl

The last 24 hours made me realize how much Jelly is my personal cause this MM

Kevan Patrick

Because it's not from the 90's?

Chris Dobson

You gotta cash in on the big bounce, baby!

Jack o Diamonds

Why isn’t 2004’s The Big Bounce included with Elmore Leonard?? It’s not good but it’s a direct Leonard adaptation from the same time period.

James Manning

I know we all want a Jackie Brown episode, but Jackie has big main feed energy. Not like this. Not like this.

HappyCroc

That would be most excellent. Alex Winter also seems like a really interesting guy who would be a good tangent.

HappyCroc

Too bad you didn’t include any of the Leonard Westerns like HOMBRE, the two 3:10 TO YUMAs, or THE TALL T. In fact, there’s a scene in GET SHORTY that’s stolen from JOE KIDD.

Dean Eaton

Tired: voting Leonard because 3 of the movies are great Wired: voting Leonard to give yourself a reason to finally watch Be Cool

Philip M Bernstein

Leonard’s work is just downright better. I love Bill and Ted and their Excellent Adventure is so fun but I’m not crazy about Bogus Journey or Face the Music and the fact that you’d get out of sight, Jackie brown, and get shorty from the Leonard series makes it my winner. If you haven’t seen Out of Sight please do yourself a favor and check it out.

Will Rahlmann

Toughest match yet for me.

Foggo Ravencha

Not the result split I was expecting before voting… I want to hear the boys talk casting with Face The Music, or evaluate Carlin’s career as an actor…

Kawaiidebu

You killed ted!!

Jed

Y'all don't know the value of being excellent to each other. C'mon!

Célèste Fohl

#JusticeForButterball

Matt Reifschneider

You monsters. You really wanna watch Jackie Brown as a COMMENTARY? Meanwhile Bull and Ted was MADE to be commentary fodder. So fun.

Ariel Jacobson

I have to just try to be at peace and look forward to a couple months' break from commentaries when they do Jelly. We have to live in the world as it is

Rad Rodge

Stop the steal! #justiceforbutterball

Miles Wisniewski

I'd be more interested in Bill & Ted if there was a bonus episode on Freaked

Jack Gregson

VIVE LA GELÉE

Tyler McClellan

I really want EL to take this thing.

Jeremiah Drueke

Hrmmmm, usually I vote for whichever choice is The Jelly Trilogy, so this is a tough one (I voted Bill & Ted, would be happy with either)

Eric Nagurney

Jelly is life

Sonny Riverside

Jelly is not guaranteed a win (and I'm probably not voting for it in most match ups) but considering it beat Hellraiser, I think it could go the distance.

Shaq Attack

A vote for Bill and Ted is a vote for William Sadler’s absolutely brilliant Grim Reaper!

Christina Lohr

I love Bill and Ted, but I NEED Out of Sight

Gabriel Mathews

Looks like Jelly was more nefarious than any member of Pinhead's court

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

I want both of these series.

Casey Callahan

The greatest carnal pleasure of all is thinking the Jelly trilogy is going to lose to Hellraiser until he pulls it off right at the end.

Matthew Farthing

I fucking love get shorty. Travolta, Lindo, Russo, Farina, HACKMAN, DeVITO!!! I live B&T just as much as the next guy but c’mon

Ztiwroh Yerffej

Wow, thought these numbers would be closer! Voting against Keanu on John Wick week seems rude.

Leah McKibbin

Lol I voted opposite all those guys, my apologies. I refer more to the feeling of the gelatinous foregone conclusion

Lauren Damon

Can we do bill and Ted + Jackie brown?

ryan mcgrath

If not Beatles, I want Jelly to win it all because I’ve been won over by the bit

Charles

This is the worst

Rad Rodge

As a kid I watched Be Cool not even knowing it was a sequel and still had a blast. Half of the plot made no sense but Andre 3000 was in it so I had to keep watching.

Luna Linstrot

Hey its been a bummer since superman, godzilla and Bruce Lee got axed. If ninja turtles are going this far, we deserve Jelly at this point.

Shaq Attack

JELLY HIVE JELLYS GOING ALL THE WAY BABY

AJ Martin

Should we really care anymore? Jelly will trump it all.

Mauricio Salas

A vote against Keanu is a vote for violence.

Chuck Nipper

Booooooooooo

Josh Harvey

I know Bill and Ted won't win but I gotta vote for my most excellent guys! I would love to hear the 2 Best Friends talk about the insanity that is Bill & Ted's BJ.

Molly

Elmoooooooooore!!!!

TV's Kevin Lanigan

This is bullshit pinhead was robbed

Nick Simpson

jelllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Eric

That’s a bummer tbh

Lauren Damon

That dream died at the green hands of some pizza loving ninjas.

Donald W Pratt

Jelly voters, you are the saboteurs of all that's good.

Regis L

I'm just here to celebrate the Jelly victory. Snatched from the jaws of defeat! Yes!!

Begemott

Looks like they won't cover Elmore Leonard's "MR. MAJESTYK", which is a totally fun 70s crime movie with Charles Bronson as the world's most dedicated melon farmer. Def recommended for you freaks out there.

alex d

I don't think this matters anymore. I think Jelly got the MM recap episode bump and will now be unstoppable.

Shaq Attack

I worked on Bill and Ted. I want to hear my fav. Podcast discuss!!

Tyler Hohmann

Sometimes I wish this was a podcast where bits were allowed

Jake

If Bill and Ted doesn't win this it will be most heinous. We need this. We neeeeed this.

Jordan Gibson

When you absolutely, positively got to podcast every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Daniel A. Barron

Gonna start rallying for Scream over the Beatles right now just so we can at least have ONE horror franchise make it out of the second round, you lunatics.

Philip M Bernstein

This is all just a formality until the next Jelly vote

Will Redmond

69 Dudes! I want to save JB for an inevitable QT mini or bonus entry

Tom

As much as I’d like to hear a discussion on Alex Winter’s career, I’m much more interested in exploring a shy Deniro role.

Bud Cutino

Elmore > B&T

Jay Watson

I’m proud to be one of the votes that switched from Hellraiser to Jelly after listening to the Patreon episode yesterday. Glad he got through

Kevin Gesme

this is the worst voting day ive had since alfonso cuaron best agnes varda

Sam Gibson

C’mon Bill & Ted! Wyld Stalllyns forever! San Dimas High School football rules!

Mireille C

JELLY! JELLY! JELLY! Now Leonard to the finish line!

Donald W Pratt

Bill and Ted are my GUYS but man oh man i just want that Elmore Leonard series (el)more

Zak Goldberger

Very annoyed that JELLY beat my beloved Cenobites…

Ian Smart

*pounding* JELLY JELLY JELLY JELLY

Antonio Melgar

JELLY FOREVER BAY-BEEEEE

corndair

MESSED UP! 😡

Steve Geiler

Cmon B&T Crew!

Josh B


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