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The Return of Jafar + Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Dearest Checkmates,


We regret to inform you we have returned to Jafar. For this, we apologize. And for a certain "King of Thieves."

Humbly, Griffin, David, and Ben did their best to avoid him, but alas, among topics such as Disney's catalog of feature-length home entertainment releases, toilet phones, the recent Investor Day 2020, a first listen of Olivia Rodrigo's Drivers License...it is Jafar.


Sincerely,

BC:SF

Comments

Ben calling Olivia Rodrigo in March 2021. What did he see

Jon Ryves

I truly hope one day they at least try out Lion King 2. It is the best out of the sequels and I think Ben would love Scar's outcast Pride

Jordan Gibson

This was a fascinating deep dive into the Disney sequels.

Nicholas Camp

And I'd highly recommend it. The actors are extremely talented and it's very well written

Zach Terrell

I agree about their rant AND High School Musical: The Musical: The Series is a genuinely great show

Zach Terrell

It’s been ages since I watched either of these but I figured King if Thieves would be right up Bens alley. It’s got his energy. Also for years I thought it was actually Sean Connery in it and not John Rhys-Davies.

Dan sulin

Am I the only one who keeps thinking that whenever someone types Iago, because it's usually in sans-serif fonts, they're talking about the Nigerian city?

Isaac B

“Tad Stones?”

Manish Agarwal

I’m glad I didn’t rewatch. I’ll keep my fond memories of loving the Iago song as a kid for some reason!

Bethany

David & Griffin: "Who was getting home at 3pm to watch the Aladdin animated series?" Me! It was me! I watched the shit out of that show!

SJ

My friend and I had a thing where we attempted to watch all the bad straight to video Disney sequels. We fell asleep many times. I found the weirdest was Pocahontas 2, where she goes to England and ends up dumping John Smith because she catches him hitting on lots of women at a bar and hooks up with Billy Zane at the end. Worst was Mulan 2. My god.

Neva Winkle

The clip of Williams in the recording booth tho

Sam Russell

I never saw RETURN OF JAFAR. I never saw THE KING OF THIEVES. But I did see the latter's trailer constantly on some Disney VHS I had, and it is forever seared into my memory. https://youtu.be/zH2CGBOtJjc

Hunter Plummer

Here for a straight-to-video miniseries where we breeze through in similar format to Talkin' Fanfare

Ada Hutch

many people are saying this

Jon Ryves

David please start a Star Trek podcast

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

I feel like the boys did not properly acknowledge of appreciate Ben's "back and to the right" joke.

Chuck Emmett

Sad you guys didn’t read the plot for THE FOX AND THE HOUND 2 which is about the Fox and the Hound starting a jug band. Absolutely one of the craziest straight-to-video sequels ever.

William Evans

Listening to this and just got to the Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular segment and this definitely was a favorite show of mine at DCA. I dragged my family/friends to see it every time we went!

Alice Carpenter

shoutout to Ben for keeping the boys caught up on current hit songs!

Clayton Smith

david needs to see an extremely goofy movie!!

Maddie

ben dropped his self own in the toilet

Jon Smith

Petition for Griffin and David to cover a twist in time

Victoria Newell

“We Regret to Inform You That It is Jafar” is a Clickhole classic on par with “Five Times the Animatronic Fox on Splash Mountain Addressed Me by Name and Told Me He Was Going to Marry My Dad.”

Christina Lohr

thank you for solving the problem of what i’m going to do to fall asleep

Jacob Cipes

THE JAFAR SPEAK!

Brian Lorenzo

You expected Genie, but it was me, Jafar!

Brian Lorenzo

As always, ‘tis Jafar!

Rasmus Munkner

At one point Dan Castellaneta does a Krusty laugh as the genie. Very jarring as an adult.

Adam Jones

Hooray!!😃👍

Jacob Dominguez

I’m here for this!

Alex Ba

"Somehow... Jafar has returned."

ChewyWalrus


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