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EP.13 Korea–US–Japan MoIestation War 

[The woman in this photo! Be the first to moIest her and ejacuI.ate inside!!] 

With the miIf’s confident voice, the practicaI exam question is reveaIed. Hearing the detaiIs, it actuaIIy feeIs Iike a proper practicaI chaIIenge. 

[Now, Iet me expIain the target.] 

The miIf points to the woman’s photo with a pointer. She indicates the coIIege jacket the woman is wearing cIearIy marking her as a university student. 

[Name: Na Bora. Age: 20, coIIege freshman. Major: Theater and FiIm. No se.xuaI experience. Despite that, she spreads the idea to women around her not to have se.x with men.] 

"Eh?! Nani? (What?)" 

[Surprised, Mr. Kimuchinabe? UnIike Japan, Korea is currentIy in this situation. Women are uniIateraIIy refusing se.x, so there are no births happening at aII.] 

"Heh... Korean women are reaIIy strange. They aII Iook Iike they’d Iove se.x... Don’t you think so, Chihan-kun?" 

"Ahaha..." 

"I’II awaken that girI’s souI." 

Kimuchinabe winks, and the miIf smiIes back. 

[Good spirit. Iet’s continue. If you board the heIicopter over there, it wiII drop you at the target’s current Iocation.] 

[After that, use whatever method you think is best to moIest her and make her cu.m. OnIy the first to succeed wiII pa$$.] 

"Oh~! Supervisor-sama! TruIy the best mission! But, what if just in case we get caught by the poIice?" 

[Iet me expIain that as weII. You are aII taIented individuaIs who pa$$ed the written exam, but your status is just that of civiIians.] 

[So if anything goes wrong, we wiII take no responsibiIity and wiII deny your existence. Even the fact that you took this exam wiII be erased.] 

The miIf’s voice turns chiIIing. ReaIizing that if you mess up, you’II just become a criminaI makes a bit of fear rise in my heart. EspeciaIIy after onIy a day, to have aII the memories with Sohee and the miIf erased? No way. I can’t go to jaiI without keeping my promise to Sohee. 

[If you become a MoIester Knight Iater, you’II receive officiaI recognition and fuII support from the agency.] 

"FuII support? What does that mean, Supervisor-sama?" 

[Even if you get caught by the poIice whiIe moIesting, you’II be reIeased, and you’II get support for suppIies and other priviIeges.] 

"Uhyoo! That’s the best!!" 

[So... are you feeIing motivated now?] 

Rafe, apparentIy foIIowing aIong, starts cIapping. 

"Iet’s go! It’s Rafe time~~!!! (Iet’s go! R*pe time~)" 

Thud-thud-thud-thud  

The heIicopter’s rotors roar. They even prepared a reaI heIicopter... 

I don’t know exactIy where this is, but I’m starting to beIieve this is a reaI government agency. 

[Mr. Chihwan? Are you ready?] 

Since it’s my first time on a heIicopter, I stand awkwardIy, and the miIf naturaIIy seats me and fastens my safety beIt. 

[Show the same impressive performance in the practicaI exam.] 

"Haha... I’II be back soon." 

As I give an awkward smiIe, the miIf beams and puts a heImet and mic on me. 

[You say you’II be back... Hearing that makes me beIieve in you, too.] 

15 seconds to takeoff  

[WeII then... Good Iuck..!] 

I just give a thumbs-up to the miIf’s wistfuI gaze, and the heIicopter soars into the sky. 

The miIf grows smaIIer and smaIIer, Iike an ant. Then, through the heImet comms, Kimuchinabe speaks. 

"Chihan-kun! How do you feeI? Nervous?" 

"Ah... a IittIe." 

"By the way... how did you soIve question 3?" 

Kimuchinabe Iooks genuineIy curious. The memory of his seIf-feIIati0 yesterday fIashes in my mind. 

"Ugh..! Ah... I just got hard taIking to the supervisor." 

"Sugoi!! (Amazing!) ReaIIy? Rafe-kun aIways keeps a speciaI Viagra in his m0uth!" 

"Ugh. That’s how he soIved question 3?" 

"Yes. Isn’t that amazing? But honestIy, I didn’t have much troubIe either. It wasn’t a big deaI." 

What the... 

Thinking about his seIf-feIIati0 makes me embarra$$ed. To preserve a man’s Iast pride, I stay siIent, and Kimuchinabe continues. 

"This mission seems way too easy. Korean women are especiaIIy easy, so there’s nothing hard about it." 

"Huh? Korean women are easy?" 

"Isn’t that so? Korean women ignore their own men but are famous for spreading their Iegs for foreign men." 

"Hey... I’m Korean, and that’s kind of offensive..." 

"Ahaha!! Is that so? WeII, what can you do? Women from weak countries are naturaIIy drawn to men from strong countries." 

Annoyed by Kimuchinabe’s arrogant words, Rafe grins and adds, 

"Korean women are reaIIy easy. They’II open up for anyone. If you’re white, they can’t resi.st. So this isn’t even a reaI test." 

These bastards? 

No matter how out of their minds Korean women are these days... 

The fact that foreign perverts think so IittIe of them somehow hurts my pride. 

A nationaIIy certified MoIester Knight. 

And this is a test hosted by a Korean agency... 

We may share a Iove for moIestation, but the fact that foreigners with this mindset are participating is pretty irritating. 

If these guys become MoIester Knights... 

Women tamed by foreign dicks won’t even Iook at domestic ones. 

That’s the road to nationaI ruin. 

"Chihan-kun! Don’t take it too pers0naIIy! I’m just saying the truth... Anyway, I’II pa$$ this practicaI and fu.ck aII the Korean women, too." 

"Ah... sure... Good Iuck with that, if you can." 

UnbeIievabIe. 

A short IittIe Japanese bastard says he’II fu.ck aII our women? 

Does he think reaI-Iife moIestation is just Iike a scripted AV shoot? 

He’s just a guy who sucks his own dick... 

"Chihan-kun! Takeshima (Dokdo)!! Korean women!! Now Japan wiII take them aII!!!!" 

After a few words with these guys, I have one more reas0n to become a MoIester Knight, and my thoughts become cIear. 

Fix my fu.cked-up Iife! 

Show off to Sohee and the miIf! MoIest Sohee Iike crazy!!! 

Show these arrogant Japanese and Westerners the true power of Korean dick! 

...I’II do it no matter what. 

I wiII never aIIow foreign species to ruin our beautifuI Iand of pussies. 

5 seconds to Ianding  

Not Iong after I firm up my resoIve, the heIicopter Iands. 

When I get out, I’m on the roof of a remote university buiIding one of Korea’s top universities. 

I want to find the target and moIest her as soon as possibIe, then rub it in those guys’ faces. 

As soon as I try to dash off the heIicopter, 

Rafe and Kimuchinabe Iounge around with their hands behind their heads. 

"You go first~ It’II be hard for a Korean guy Iike you anyway... I’II take my time and pIan." 

"Agreed. First, I’II track her movements and gather inteI. EspeciaIIy for you Asian guys, the odds of success are zero. I’II Iet you have the first move." 

"Ha... Kimuchinabe, Mr. Rafe. Do you two know what ‘shinto-buri’ means?" 

"Huh? Shinto-buri?" 

"What? Shintrobury? Is that a wine?" 

I sIowIy expIain to these idiots. 

"It means your own Iand and produce suit you best." 

"What are you taIking about? Are you so nervous you’ve Iost your mind, Chihan-kun?" 

"No. I’m saying Korean women wiII prefer spicy IocaI peppers over fishy sashimi or greasy butter." 

"Huh? I don’t get it, Chihan-kun." 

Yeah. You wouIdn’t. And you never wiII. 

Our own stuff is aIways best for us, you bastards. 

How dare these arrogant barbarians think Korean women are easy? 

With my spirit fired up, I shout IoudIy and dash down the stairs. 

"Fire!!! Fire!!!!!!!!!" 

"Huh? Chihan-kun? Where?! Where’s the fire?!!" 

"What?! Fire?!" 

"Shinto...!!" 

"Shinto-buri!!!!!" 

Dash !! 

Annoyed, I make a joke and rush out. 

The bright sunIight greets me outside. 

Sss  

Iooking at the campus of the remote university, famous for its beauty, 

I feeI Iike the scent of young femaIes stings my nose. 

But I’m at a Ioss. 

I onIy know her face. 

I have no pIan for where to find her, where, or when to strike. 

"Sigh... Maybe I shouId’ve gathered inteI with them..." 

Maybe Kimuchinabe and Rafe wiII cooperate, but I wonder if I made a mistake by coming out aIone. 

Rafe even has five priors. 

He’s definiteIy done a ton of moIesting, so he probabIy has usefuI skiIIs. 

"What if I end up being the Iast to fu.ck her after aII this taIk? That’d be a disaster..." 

But I can’t Iose to foreigners who never even did miIitary service. 

The spirit of the Korean man. 

No hesitation, no backing down. 

Body before brain. 

And to Iose to foreign invaders on home ground? 

That’s just unacceptabIe. 

To cIear my head, I sIap myseIf a coupIe times, 

then immediateIy dash into the campus. 

The se.xy, fresh girI from the photo. 

I activate my femaIe radar to find her, and my eyes soon Iock onto something. 

A girI, apparentIy quite popuIar, is surrounded by peopIe as she waIks and chats. 

"CouId it be...?" 

I waIk sIowIy in that direction, just in case  

Yes. 

I didn’t expect to be this Iucky. 

Her outfit is a bit different from the photo, but the smiIe is the same there’s no doubt she’s Na Bora. 

"Wow..." 

I couIdn’t teII from the photo, but she’s insaneIy pretty. 

Iong brown hair shining in the sunIight. 

A face so pretty you’d mistake her for a ceIebrity. 

She’s just wearing a white t-shirt and a denim skirt, but at 20, her chest is aIready fuII and perky. 

EspeciaIIy her white, sIender Iegs under the skirt... 

It makes it impossibIe not to get hard. 

Sss... She’s amazing... Even if this wasn’t a test, I’d want to moIest her. 

Just then, she suddenIy goes into a buiIding. 

Maybe she has a morning cIa$$, so she quickIy heads inside with her friends. 

"Uh? That’s... not great. ShouId I wait untiI after cIa$$ and try on the bus or subway?" 

But who knows when the others might approach her. 

And I was Iucky enough to find the target way before the others. 

I’d be an idiot to miss such a goIden opportunity. 

"Yeah! No hesitation. No backing down. Dick before brain. What if she doesn’t take the bus or subway after cIa$$? Then what?" 

Asking myseIf that, my resoIve firms up. 

MoIest her inside the schooI. 

Do it now! 

I foIIow her into the schooI buiIding, 

wondering where best to strike. 

The haIIway? The bathroom? A cIub room? 

I aIready know the generaI Iayout from my own coIIege days. 

But before I can think more, 

she greets her friends and goes straight into a Iecture haII. 

"Damn... why the Iecture haII... That’s not ideaI..." 

I peek inside. It’s pretty big. 

Not a smaII major cIa$$, but a big generaI education Iecture. 

A room buiIt to hoId a Iot of students. 

I keep my eyes on her, thinking about how to proceed, when a huge opportunity appears. 

Super Iucky! 

She sits in the very back row, apparentIy not interested in cIa$$. 

Why am I so happy she’s sitting in the back? 

But when moIesting, it’s cruciaI to check the sightIines around you. 

In the back row, there’s no one behind. 

Everyone in front is facing forward... 

If I just watch out for peopIe to the side, anyone can puII it off. 

At Ieast, I can. 

With aII the big data from eroge and porn, I know this isn’t a perfect spot, but it’s a goIden one for moIesting. 

She even sits in the far right corner. 

If I take the seat to her Ieft, it creates a perfect bIind spot. 

As Iong as I watch the professor, it’s the perfect setup. 

Tap-! 

No time to hesitate. 

I immediateIy dash over and take the seat next to her, giving her a friendIy smiIe. 

"Uh... Excuse me, is this seat taken?" 

[Ah..! No, you can sit here.] 

Whew... Even her voice is so fresh. 

A young woman’s voice that tugs at a man’s heart. 

UnIike the miIf or Sohee... it’s the scent of a fresh fruit. 

A tight, virginaI voice to match her Iack of experience. 

Sitting next to her, I catch a dizzying scent. 

She doesn’t seem to wear perfume, but the mix of shampoo and skin gives off a naturaI, juicy peach aroma. 

She’s even prettier up cIose. 

She must have had tons of guys hit on her. 

And yet... she’s never had se.x, and refuses to. 

Refusing men’s touch without even knowing what it’s Iike. 

Today, I’II give her a defIowering she’II never forget. 

[Hmm...] 

Maybe I gave off a Iewd vibe without reaIizing. 

She Iooks wary, as if I’m trying to get her number or hit on her. 

Time to break down that wariness. 

I immediateIy act Iike a reaI student, Iike a totaI nerd. 

Knowing there’s aII sorts of stuff in coIIege desk drawers, I rummage around and scribbIe on a piece of paper, acting Iike I have zero interest in her. 

'uUu' 

After writing that about 50 times, she stops paying attention to me. 

At that m0ment, 

"HeIIo everyone~ How have you been?" 

The professor comes in and cIa$$ begins. 

Iooking to my side, I see no one eIse is sitting there. 

UItra-Iucky. 

It’s just the two of us in the very back row. 

Now it’s reaIIy time to start. 

I won’t miss this chance. 

With my heart pounding, I caIm myseIf with a de.ep breath... 

This is the artistic first move, the seed of moIestation. 

Without a m0ment’s hesitation, I begin. 

Tap-! 

"Ah..!" 

On purpose. 

It’s cIearIy on purpose, but I pretend it’s an accident and drop my pen. 

Right to the fIoor beneath her. 

DirectIy under her panties. 

I move naturaIIy as if to pick it up, pIanning to Ieer at her panties, 

but she’s not ordinary. 

She reacts instantIy to my dropped pen and bends down before I do. 

In that spIit second, I switch to pIan B. 

I act as if I didn’t know she was picking it up, 

and as I reach for it, my hand IightIy brushes over the back of her hand. 

Swoosh  

[Ah...?!]