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EP.279 Legendary Mandrake? (1) 

“Are you saying Olivia came by yesterday?” 

“Yeah.” 

After a night spent enjoying knight-dragon pussy, 

we sat down to breakfast to refill after all the protein spent. 

As much steak as protein I poured out last night I took a big bite. 

It’s nice to eat pork belly in the morning too, 

but steak actually makes a surprisingly good breakfast. 

At my report, Jeong Sahwa buried her head in her hands and sighed. 

“Did you hear what her purpose was?” 

“Seems like she wants an alliance. She proposed to take down America together.” 

“America… America, huh?” 

Her voice noticeably trembled at the mention of America. 

Who knows what her real intentions are behind that suggestion. 

To be honest, no one can really know unless they can read minds. 

Still, it doesn’t change the fact it’s an attractive offer. 

After all, we have to destroy America ourselves eventually anyway. 

If that’s the case, the more allies the better, 

even if that ally is a terrorist. 

She’s disposable anyway use her then discard her if necessary. 

She probably thinks the same about us. 

“It’s a risky gamble one way or the other.” 

“Then what are our chances without that gamble?” 

“…At best, 21%.” 

America really is something else. 

Even with the world’s common sense changed, the difference in scale is unchanged. 

It was already known for “golden brilliance,” so maybe it’s only gotten stronger with the altered common sense world. 

‘Currently I have three S-class onaholes. Right now I’m working on Qatar. With Jeong Sahwa by my side, that means only two S-class onaholes left. Now, where are they…?’ 

“All the S-class onaholes you don’t know about are in America, Mr. Kim Jinwoo.” 

Just as I thought. 

To gather all the S-class onaholes, taking down America is mandatory. 

It was always obvious if you want to become director, of course you must. 

But I have no idea what America is like these days. 

Is it similar to Korea? 

Noticing my thoughts, Jeong Sahwa pulled a tablet from her cleavage, 

poked around, and showed me the latest on America. 

“Whoa, why are there so many neon signs?” 

“The current American representative started a company. That company controls the entire country.” 

Wait so America is now straight up Cyberpunk-style? 

They really went all out with their theme. 

Maybe Korea is the most normal country left. 

“The US rep is spending less on themself, more on building up their military.” 

“Total opposite of me.” 

I invest everything into myself  

in that sense, I’m walking the polar opposite path to America. 

It means I have no intention of losing when the opponent is a woman. 

But the US rep, being a man, won’t fall for my tricks. 

If only someone would drop a TS potion in his food to make him a girl, 

then I could handle it my way. 

“If you’re curious, here’s the kind of army they operate now.” 

“Oh, that’s pretty nice.” 

The limbs are all replaced with machines, 

but the body necessary for sex is completely intact. 

Yeah that’s just what you’d expect in the altered-common-sense world. 

As long as no one puts in an artificial pussy, that’s fine. 

Otherwise, it’s just like fucking a doll, not a person. 

But the more I look at them, the harder my cock gets. 

“Mr. Kim, for now Olivia and Reverse Change are more pressing than America itself.” 

“I know.” 

“Did you get her contact info, by any chance?” 

If I’d gotten that, would I be here now? 

If I had gotten a number, I’d have contacted her right away. 

She’s probably figuring out how to reach me herself. 

If you look at it, our relationship with them is like the police and thieves. 

What thief would work with the police and trust them completely? 

“So all we can do is wait for them to come to us.” 

“That’s right. Until then, I’ll focus on gathering ingredients.” 

Now that I know there are two S-class onaholes in America, 

I absolutely have to recruit Qatar. 

I’ve secured a piece of dragon heart for her, 

and I already got refined petrified oil from Jeong Sahwa last time. 

If I can just get two more suitable ingredients, 

Qatar should become my S-class onahole as well. 

At the very least, I refuse to let Earth’s Golden Sun outpace me. 

“Shall we go get some prime ingredients, then?” 

“Weren’t you going to sleep?” 

“Who could sleep in a situation like this?” 

I was sleepy, but this is something you can tough out. 

I’d probably have nightmares if I slept now anyway, so why bother? 

Right after gathering the party and heading to the training ground, 

a giant red mountain began to move. 

“Master, I’ve been waiting for you!” 

The “mountain” was actually Red in her dragon form. 

She really is huge, nothing like how she is as a human. 

As a human, she looked up at me  

now, if I don’t crane my neck, I can’t even see her face. 

Everyone climbed onto Red’s crouched back for an easier mount, 

but even with over twenty people, there was still tons of space left. 

Just shows how massive she is. 

“Then, let’s go!” 

“Ooooh!” 

With a powerful flap of her wings, a gust swept over us. 

Gradually, Red’s body lifted up, then soared high, cutting across the blue sky. 

This is the true vision of a dragon the perspective of the strongest race. 

“It really is amazing. We’re flying this fast and we don’t feel a thing.” 

“She says, as a dragon, none of this is the least bit difficult.” 

She says she could even go a month without sleep. 

That’s the perfect vehicle for air travel. 

Red will be useful next time I need to attack America, too. 

Let’s get along as my air mount and my bitch from now on. 

“Where are we heading, anyway?” 

“I just asked Red to take us somewhere with good energy.” 

We’re just setting out to gather materials, after all. 

And those aren’t likely to be lying around in the open, they’re probably hidden where people can’t get to them easily. 

So leaving it all to the dragon Red is the best call. 

Honestly, wandering blindly all over Europe would get old fast. 

“Hm. Europe has as many rare things as China, I’m sure. The most famous would be the mandrake.” 

“Yeah, I know that  the screaming plant, right?” 

I’ve seen it in a wizard movie before. 

When you pull it out, it screams, 

and they used it to defeat a monster at one point. 

Supposedly, a person can die just from hearing its scream. 

In legend, collecting it is taboo, 

but it's so powerful people risk their lives to harvest it. 

Back in the day, I would’ve laughed it off as a tall tale. 

But now, with dragons and succubi around, how could mandrakes not exist? 

In fact, in this world, the mandrakes might be “altered” in their own special way. 

“By the way, while it’s not the exact legendary mandrake, there really is a plant called a mandrake.” 

“Really?” 

“Yes. Basically, it’s a type of root herb, kind of like a ginseng.” 

Now that sounds a little lame. 

Instead of adventuring with a dragon to find mandrake, 

it’s just climbing a mountain on a flying lizard to harvest ginseng. 

Well, maybe it all depends on perspective, but my mood dropped a bit. 

“Still, even after the common sense shift, I haven’t heard of anyone seeing a real mandrake.” 

“Well, even the Ero Control Bureau can’t know everything.” 

If they did, when we were in Japan, 

Sahwa would have already known about the yokai. 

Maybe the “legendary” mandrake really does exist. 

After a long flight, we arrived at the base of a mountain. 

The forest was so dense we had no way to pinpoint our exact position. 

Thanks to Red’s size, we had no choice but to start from the bottom up. 

Just thinking about scaling this thing made me sigh. 

But it’s not actually a very tall mountain lower elevation than Korean ones. 

If we work hard, we should manage. 

And, most importantly, we have a big group. 

“All right, let’s split up and search.” 

“Understood, Mr. Kim.” 

“As your onahole wife, I’ll do my best on your orders!” 

“It’s master’s first command let’s see if I can find anything useful.” 

The S-class onaholes moved on my order, 

disappearing almost instantly, leaving only afterimages. 

The rest of the group, fired up, headed up the mountain. 

“Let’s work hard for Jinwoo!” 

“Just what would he have done if not for us?” 

“Master! I’ll go with these ladies!” 

“If Sophia’s going, I’ll join her group too.” 

Yumi rallied her resolve, shaking her big boobs; 

Maria kept up her tsundere grumbling as always. 

Sophia tagged along without thinking much; 

naturally the Queen also joined Sophia, Yumi, and Maria. 

“Master, I’ll work hard to search as well!” 

“My lord, this area seems safe. I’ll go, too.” 

Even Red and Nami left, leaving me completely alone. 

Didn’t expect them all to just leave me like this. 

I thought someone would stick around, but oh well  

it’s not so bad, since I get some time to talk. 

“Isn’t that so, Olivia?” 

“Wow, when did you realize I was here?” 

Olivia stepped out of the shadows just then. 

I’d expected her to come if I ended up alone, 

but I hadn’t expected her to actually be so close. 

My original plan was to bluster around acting like a big shot, 

then leave all embarrassed when no one showed up. 

Maybe I overthought it after all. 

“So, what’s your answer?” 

“Not yet. People still find it hard to trust you after what your group’s done.” 

“Sigh. It’s always the boss who suffers because of her subordinates.” 

Olivia crossed her arms and sighed. 

I guess it doesn’t matter what kind of organization it is the one at the top always suffers. 

Even if it’s a terrorist group. 

“Isn’t there anything I can help with?” 

“Help me, huh?” 

“Anyway, Reverse Change is a band of misfits right now. Gotta get some cohesion before we talk about real cooperation.” 

Reverse Change is just a group of people chasing their personal desires. 

Olivia is nominally the boss, 

but will anyone really obey her orders? 

If so, Nami would still be with Reverse Change. 

“You’ve changed a lot too. You used to be just a horny monkey.” 

“Look who’s talking! You came off as nothing but a slut before.” 

Who does she think she is calling me a monkey? 

Not that I’m denying the “horny” part. 

Honestly, I acted like a beast crazed with lust back then. 

“So convince the others for me. Most of Reverse Change is in Europe right now.” 

“Ohh, thanks for the tip.” 

Is it really okay for her to just tell me that? 

If I really planned to betray her, 

I could’ve brought in more Korean reinforcements and captured them all. 

Maybe this is proof that she does trust me on some level. 

Or maybe she’s setting a trap for me. 

Thinking about it makes my head hurt. 

I really don’t like these complicated political games. 

“So what are you doing here, anyway? Nothing much going on, is there?” 

“I’m just looking for mandrake.” 

“The legendary one?” 

I nodded in answer to her skeptical voice. 

I’ve never actually seen one, so who knows if it really exists, 

but I should at least try to look. 

“Well, fine. See you next time.” 

With that, Olivia faded back into the shadows. 

She’s starting to feel more like a ninja. 

I wonder how she’ll show up next time. 

Anyway, I should hurry and start looking for mandrake. 

I’ll try heading in a direction no one else picked. 

Starting off with a light heart, I wandered off, but before long realized  

‘Where am I?’ 

I’d gotten completely lost. 

To think I’d get lost at this age. 

Not sure how I’ll face the group when we meet up again. 

No signs of recent human passage, 

not even a single mark that someone had brushed through. 

“Well, that means there’s a good chance something’s here.” 

Don’t doubt yourself. 

If you trust your luck, things will work out. 

As I pressed on, pushing through the undergrowth, 

I heard a singing voice from somewhere. 

A siren? 

No way there can’t be a siren in the mountains. 

But just in case, I followed the voice. 

‘Huh?’ 

I found a woman sitting on a rock, singing. 

But she didn’t seem to be human  

she had some enormous plant-like thing growing from her head, 

and transparent fluid leaked from her breasts. 

“Gyu?” 

Noticing me, the mysterious woman looked over. 

She showed no sign of hostility or intention to flee, 

just tilted her head curiously. 

I cautiously approached her. 

A sweet scent hit me, making my cock instantly hard. 

“Gyu!” 

Then, seeing the bulge in my crotch, the woman beamed a bright smile. 

She reached out clumsily to pull down my pants, 

but they didn’t come off. 

Maybe she recognized my erection somehow? 

So I carefully pulled down my own pants and took out my cock. 

Once again, she beamed as bright as the sun, 

rubbing her cheek against my shaft. 

“Gyu! Gyu!” 

I had no idea what she was saying, 

but since she was cute, whatever. 

After she seemed satisfied with admiring my cock, 

she turned and stuck her ass toward me. 

Just like the transparent fluid dripping from her breasts, 

her pussy was gushing like a flood. 

You dare show me a horny, in-heat pussy? 

“Gyu♥!” 

Thrust! 

You’re getting impregnated for sure!