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EP.261 The Dawn of the Counterattack (1) 

Alright. All preparations are complete. 

After spending a long time, we’ve produced a massive supply of semen eggs. 

The hypnosis release device made by Dr. Mare and the researchers has evolved beyond just a handheld gun  

it’s now mounted on armored vehicles and can fire continuously. 

We have troops, weapons, and everyone’s wombs are stuffed full of semen eggs. 

All that’s left is to take Korea back from the European bastards. 

“What a sight.” 

I checked the troops participating in this operation. 

Everyone’s bellies were swollen as if pregnant. 

This depraved scene made my cock tremble. 

Yeah, you’ve got to enjoy the altered-common-sense world, even now. 

“Listen up, everyone. We lost the first time because we were careless, but we can’t repeat the same mistake. Now’s the time to counterattack. Victory to Kim Jinwoo!” 

“Yes, sir!” 

Pshuuuut! Pshuuuut! 

The troops saluted and squirted their juices in unison. 

They immediately turned, shouldered their guns, and charged toward the countless Highgre Army across the border. 

The Highgre Army had numbers, but 

they were slowly pushed back by our advanced devices. 

By installing hypnosis-jamming devices along the way, 

we prevented ourselves from being hypnotized again. 

Naturally, as time passed, the situation tilted more and more in our favor, 

and we steadily expanded our territory. 

Is this how Khan felt when he ruled the world? 

With their swollen bellies swaying side to side, 

the altered-common-sense army fought hard against the Highgre Army. 

But the enemy wouldn’t just sit back and watch. 

“Ohoho! Glory to the Highgre Army! Highgre♡! Highgre♡!” 

“They’re here.” 

It was like a throne on wheels, 

a carriage that screamed its owner’s greatness. 

But instead of horses, 

it was pulled by incel men who couldn’t even get it up. 

So that’s their plan  

to use them as shields. 

If they’re not Highgre people, our guns won’t work on them. 

But did they think we wouldn’t be ready for that? 

We already had a countermeasure. 

“Eurat!” 

“Ugh!” 

A muscular leg slammed into an incel’s crotch. 

With a groan, the incel collapsed without resistance. 

The one who took him down wore a wicked smile, 

and pounded her fists together, showing off her strength. 

“It’s been a while since we hunted incels. Let’s wipe out those damn incels!” 

“Yeah!” 

The club members who used to do mating wrestling with Baekjin 

used all their muscle, 

kicking the incels’ crotches with all their might. 

Since incel hunting was their hobby, 

they didn’t hesitate at all. 

The only problem was that just watching made my knees tingle, 

but that didn’t matter now. 

“Feeling cocky? We’re just the vanguard. There are plenty more incel carriages behind me. Highgre♡! Highgre♡!” 

“Bring it on! As long as we have our master, we’ll never lose!” 

“All talk. You’re destined to be absorbed by the Highgre Army anyway. Highgre♡! Highg kyaa!” 

It was a good tactic, but 

they’re defenseless when they strike a Highgre pose. 

This isn’t a game  

if you let your guard down, you’ll get hit. 

But as she said, that was just the vanguard. 

More carriages pulled by incels arrived. 

It looked dangerous at a glance, 

but we had a secret weapon too. 

“Najjang, take care of the incels.” 

“Understood. If it’s your order, husband, I’ll do it even if it kills me!” 

Najjang’s sword flashed, 

and all the incels around fell in an instant. 

It looked like she’d cut them down, 

but in reality, they’d all collapsed from repeated forced ejaculation via her technique. 

The sword was just for show, but I get it. 

“Alright, the incels are down. Open fire on the Highgre Army!” 

“Glory to Kim Jinwoo!” 

At my command, semen eggs rained down on the Highgre Army. 

With the pregnant altered-common-sense army in front, 

I rode in an armored vehicle in the rear, just giving orders. 

This is why I can’t hate the altered-common-sense world. 

“Kim Jinwoo, the enemy is more organized than we thought. This works for now, but as we go deeper, I can’t guarantee it’ll keep working. Please stay safe in the rear…” 

“Jeong Sahwa, there’s no point in being safe by myself. If we’re going down, we all go down together.” 

“…Understood. I’ll pledge my heart to you in advance.” 

So she’s not giving me her body, but pledging her loyalty. 

It’s a bit odd, but having Jeong Sahwa’s heart isn’t a bad thing. 

As we kept pushing the Highgre Army, 

a strange flying object appeared in the sky. 

“Heh. I didn’t expect their Highgre Airborne Unit to show up.” 

“But now that we’re here, it’s over. Highgre♡! Highgre♡!” 

The Highgre Army was flying around on duck-shaped diapers. 

I don’t know how it works, 

but they seemed to be flying with those diaper things. 

They were just flying, 

but that alone was annoying. 

“Kim Jinwoo, with my shooting ” 

“This is when I step in.” 

“Haha! There’s nothing you can do to our airborne unit. Uthooot♥!” 

Pshut! Pshuut! Pshut! 

The airborne unit squirted and fell from the sky. 

There were a lot of them, so it was close, 

but I managed to handle them with my technique. 

Jeong Sahwa, next to me, immediately noticed my state, 

caught me with her huge breasts, and sat me back in a chair. 

“Kim Jinwoo, don’t overdo it. There are still plenty of enemies left.” 

“I know. That’s why I’m going all out now there won’t be time to rest later, so I have to use my strength while I can.” 

It’s only the beginning, so I can go all out. 

As we get deeper into enemy territory, I’ll have to be more careful. 

Jeong Sahwa fell silent for a moment, 

then pulled a beer mug from her cleavage, 

filled it with her breast milk, and handed it to me. 

“Drink this and rest. We’ll handle the rest.” 

“You’re unusually kind today.” 

No reason to refuse. 

I took the mug, 

the rich scent of her milk tickling my nose. 

Unable to resist, I drank it all down. 

The heavy swallow and subtle sweetness coated my tongue. 

Before I knew it, the mug was empty, 

and I felt as comfortable as if I’d returned home. 

“Alright, I’ll rest for a bit. Report to me if anything happens.” 

“Understood. If you fall asleep, I’ll slap you awake.” 

That’s a bit much… 

But with how drowsy I felt, maybe she should. 

Unable to resist the oncoming sleep, 

my eyelids slowly closed. 

As my consciousness faded, Jeong Sahwa’s words echoed in my mind. 

“My body is already… dedicated to you.” 

But I had no way of knowing what she meant by her last words. 

“Ugh, what time is it?” 

I’d definitely set out in broad daylight, 

but outside, the sky was turning orange. 

I checked my phone  

it was almost dinnertime. 

“Ah, Jinwoo, you’re up! I worked hard to make dinner, so get up and eat with us!” 

“Thanks, Yumi.” 

Yumi shook her pink hair and nuzzled my face with her cheek. 

Such a cute girl, but she’s a yandere who’d kill for me. 

Is this what they call gap moe? 

“Hey, dummy. Why aren’t you out yet? The food’s getting cold.” 

“I’ll be right out. Hm? Something smells good.” 

“It’s curry, your favorite with a soft-boiled egg on top.” 

Of course, my childhood friend Maria knows my tastes too well. 

I got out of the armored vehicle where I’d been sleeping and headed over. 

I found a big pot of curry simmering. 

“Ah, Kim Jinwoo, here’s your curry.” 

The server saw me and handed me a bowl before I’d even lined up. 

Normally, that’d cause complaints, but  

“If it’s Kim Jinwoo, it’s fine.” 

“Eat a lot and fill our wombs with semen eggs!” 

“Need more toppings? I can top it with my juices!” 

Instead, they all insisted I should get served first. 

I wonder what curry with juice topping tastes like maybe I’ll try it later. 

“Here, Jinwoo, let me feed you.” 

But instead of feeding me with a spoon, 

Yumi put the curry in her own mouth first. 

How is that feeding me? 

I gave her a disgruntled look, 

but she just smiled and pressed her lips to mine. 

The rich taste of curry entered my mouth through the kiss. 

If this is how I get fed, I’ll take it any time. 

“Hmph, you keep doing that. I’ll take care of this side.” 

Slick, slick, slick. 

Maria, acting uninterested in the curry kiss, 

gently stroked my cock. 

She sucked my nipples like they were delicious, 

and skillfully stroked my cock. 

This is the best way to satisfy both hunger and lust. 

Yumi fed me curry with her mouth, 

while Maria stroked my cock with her slender fingers. 

There’s nothing happier in the world. 

For this moment, I could forget all about the Highgre hypnosis and the European bastards. 

“Hey, dummy. Does my hand feel that good? Your cock is twitching.” 

“It’s not your hand it’s the kissing that’s making me excited.” 

The two girls locked eyes, 

and their attacks intensified. 

Yumi not only gave me curry but slipped her tongue in too. 

Maria bent down and sucked my balls, stroking my cock. 

It was all good for me. 

If I came now…! 

“Ugh! Mmph!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

Thick semen arced through the air and landed in the curry. 

The dark brown curry quickly lightened in color, 

and the waiting girls’ faces lit up with joy. 

“Hurry! Give us the semen-topped curry!” 

“I’ll kill myself if I don’t get that!” 

“What? Semen topping? Give me some too!” 

Not just those waiting  

even those already eating stood up for refills. 

I couldn’t do another round right away. 

No matter what, curry with my semen is a bit much. 

“So, what’s the situation?” 

“Uhuht♥! Right now…♥. Unhot♥! We’re about halfway there♥!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

I pounded Yumi while balancing a curry plate on her waist. 

Eating curry through her mouth was nice, 

but it’s best to eat curry heartily  

and best to have sex heartily, too. 

Maria, who’d been stroking my cock, was now  

“Making me do this♥. I’m doing it all for you♥.” 

Slurp, slurp, slurp. 

She was eagerly rimming me. 

Having sex while eating with onaholes who aren’t under the altered world’s influence  

how often do you get to experience this? 

Even as I thrust hard, Maria’s tongue never stopped, 

digging deeper, swirling inside me like it was her own room. 

“Thank you both for doing this for me!” 

“Of course♥! For you, Jinwoo, I’ll do anything♥!” 

“Shut up♥. This is the important part♥.” 

Thrust thrust thrust! 

I pounded Yumi’s womb with wild thrusts. 

Slurp, slurp, slurp. 

Maria’s tongue kept working, 

her face buried in my ass to suck even deeper. 

Their wholehearted devotion in sex  

I really am the luckiest man in Korea! 

“Alright, I’m about to cum!” 

“Yeah, give it to me♥! Jinwoo’s thick semen♥. Fill my womb♥!” 

“Go ahead, cum as much as you want♥!” 

Thrust thrust thrust thrust! 

I went all out for the finish. 

Maria’s tongue danced even more wildly behind me. 

With both of them attacking, my climax came fast. 

“Hngh! I’m cumming!” 

“Uhuuum♥! I’m cumming from Jinwoo’s semen♥!” 

“Uuum♥! Uum♥!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

I pumped thick semen into Yumi’s womb. 

Her belly swelled like a little hill, and I stroked it lovingly. 

“Hey, dummy.” 

“Hm? Why are you calling me?” 

“…Let me rim you sometimes. It’s not as bad as I thought.” 

Looks like Maria’s opened a new door. 

Fine by me she can have my ass any time. 

Then Yumi went to the curry pot. 

“Here’s extra semen topping. Everyone, come and eat!” 

Viewwwwwut! Viewwwwwut! 

She poured semen into the curry pot. 

Everyone watching cheered, 

and rushed for the semen-topped curry. 

This is just a typical day in the altered-common-sense world. 

But that’s what makes it good. 

“Ohok♥!” 

Thrust! 

To prepare for the war that would resume tomorrow, 

I pounded Maria with renewed resolve.