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EP.229 The Plum Blossom Sect Master’s Pussy Smells Like Plum Blossoms (2) 

Something’s off. 

It feels like it’s about time for something to happen, but nothing’s happening. 

It’s so quiet, it’s actually making me uneasy. 

Is this what they call the calm before the storm? 

“Hey, idiot, what’s with that look? Something on your mind?” 

“It’s just… too quiet.” 

“...Quiet? You call this quiet?” 

“Haa…♥! Haat…♥! Hauuuk♥!” 

“Cum from that amazing cock♥!” 

“I want to spend my whole life getting fucked by cock♥!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

I turned my head to see a crowd of onaholes moaning as they were surrounded by clones. 

In the past, it would’ve been too noisy to even focus, 

but now it just feels like white noise. 

Still, as Maria said, it’s not exactly quiet. 

“It’s not that. It’s just, nothing’s happened lately.” 

“That’s a good thing, isn’t it?” 

“It is, but now’s not the time for peace.” 

It should be about time for another director candidate to make a move, 

but if it’s still quiet, maybe they’re still preparing. 

‘There are two places I need to watch most closely.’ 

First is China. 

From the start, that black-haired bitch looked down on me 

and made it clear she wanted to make me her plaything. 

The distance is close, so I thought she’d invade right away. 

Maybe she’s just acting relaxed because she’s from a big country. 

If she keeps waiting, that’s fine by me. 

But if she doesn’t come, I’ll just have to go to her. 

‘Honestly, it’s kind of a turn-on, isn’t it?’ 

A haughty woman in a cheongsam… 

Just imagining breaking that pride and making her whimper on my cock gets me hard. 

Alright, China’s my next target. 

‘I bet Europe will come after me too.’ 

Something about a hypnosis cult, right? 

Even the name sounds lewd. 

She didn’t show up in person at the last meeting, 

so I know nothing about the European candidate. 

On top of that, executive Maria has her eyes on me. 

I’m bound to get stabbed in the back if I’m not careful. 

And if it’s a hypnosis cult, they’ll definitely use hypnosis. 

“Hold on, I need to make a call.” 

“Huh? Okay, but come back soon.” 

I stepped aside and called Dr. Mare. 

Maybe it’s because she’s been working with Makima, 

but she sounded excited. 

“So, can you do it?” 

 Who knows? But we have to try, right? 

I asked her to prepare a countermeasure against hypnosis. 

She didn’t give a definite answer, 

but she sounded confident. 

If it were just Dr. Mare, I’d be worried, 

but with Makima too, I think it’ll work out. 

“Kim Jinwoo, is something wrong?” 

“You’re here?” 

As always, Jeongsahwa showed up. 

Her milk-filled breasts bounced as she walked, 

and her thighs made a soft, thudding sound. 

Honestly, just rubbing my cock on those thighs would be paradise. 

“Feels like it’s time to make a move.” 

“China? Or Europe?” 

“China.” 

I’d already asked Dr. Mare for help, 

so it’s best to go after China first. 

If I attacked Europe first and got hypnotized, 

that would be a disaster. 

Sure, thanks to the Outer God, I’m immune to hypnosis, 

but what if Jeongsahwa, who comes with me, gets hypnotized? 

There’s nothing scarier in the world than having to face that monster alone! 

“Understood. So who are you taking with you?” 

“Nami. Just her.” 

This isn’t a trip for fun  

it’s a real raid. 

I can’t bring anyone without combat ability. 

Baekjin and Yumi have good physical ability and can do crazy things when it’s related to me, 

but unless they’re on Nami’s level, it’s too soon to bring them. 

“Tripitaka and Sun Wukong just like the original team.” 

“What… Oh, I get it.” 

So Nami is Sun Wukong? 

Her dildo, the Ruyi Dildo, is obviously a sex toy version of the Ruyi Jingu Bang. 

That much I get. 

“But why am I Tripitaka?” 

I really don’t fit that role. 

When I looked at her in confusion, Jeongsahwa explained calmly. 

“Tripitaka set out on a journey to spread the teachings. In other words, he brought enlightenment.” 

“Hmm…” 

“And right now, in China, cocks are monopolized by the elite, so there’s a shortage of cock.” 

So to sum up Jeongsahwa’s explanation: 

“Just like Tripitaka helped others, I’m supposed to spread pleasure and share cock?” 

“Isn’t that the perfect Tripitaka for a common sense-altered world?” 

This is nuts. 

Who would have thought someone would interpret Journey to the West in such a lewd way? 

Then again, the world’s already crazy, so maybe this is normal. 

My brain can’t keep up. 

“Then you must be the Bull Demon King.” 

“…That’s true.” 

The Bull Demon King, sworn brother to Sun Wukong, 

is a bull demon, so it fits that Jeongsahwa is always in a cow-print bikini. 

She got it right away, so no further explanation was needed. 

“Anyway, just get ready for China.” 

“Understood. I’ll contact you when everything’s ready.” 

She left after saying goodbye. 

Time to train some more before heading to China. 

Time passed quickly, and before I knew it, I’d arrived in China. 

I thought I’d be flying again, but 

for some reason, I had to take a boat. 

Apparently, you can’t fly to China anymore. 

Honestly, after flying so much lately, I’m sick of it, 

but I’d take a plane over a rocking boat any day. 

The two days it took to get to China  

I lost count of how many times I threw up. 

“Master, are you alright?” 

“Not at all. I feel like my guts are turning inside out.” 

Nami stroked my back as I suffered. 

Maybe because she’s my only companion, 

her kindness felt extra soothing. 

I barely pulled myself together and looked around. 

All I saw were trees, rocks, and dildos. 

Is this really China? 

Did I time warp on the boat or something? 

It felt like I’d landed in the middle of nowhere. 

Still, if I keep going, I’ll find something. 

I was a bit uneasy, but pressed on. 

“Nami.” 

“Yes, master?” 

“Do you know what year it is?” 

“Yes, it’s 202X.” 

So it’s the same as I remember. 

A lot of time has passed since the common sense shift, 

but it’s still what you’d call the modern era. 

I expected China to have changed a lot by now. 

‘Why does it feel like only this place went back in time?’ 

All the buildings were made of wood, 

and the clothes were straight out of a martial arts novel. 

Only Nami and I, in modern clothes, stuck out like sore thumbs. 

People stared at us. 

“Who are those people?” 

“Is that city fashion these days?” 

“They look suspicious. Shouldn’t we report them?” 

This looks dangerous. 

Better stop sightseeing and get out of here. 

“Nami, let’s go.” 

“Yes!” 

“They vanished!” 

We ran quickly, 

and no one could keep up. 

They searched the air, looking for us, 

but there’s no way they’d find us. 

Ignoring their confusion, we kept moving 

until we finally found a place to catch our breath. 

“An inn?” 

“There’s no better place to get information than a tavern.” 

I agreed. 

East or West, 

if you want information, you go to a bar. 

But the problem was, I didn’t have any money. 

Just then, a woman who looked like a waitress peeked out and gasped. 

“A man?” 

‘Oh right, the upper class monopolizes men here.’ 

Her reaction told me everything. 

Men are so rare, it’s no wonder she was shocked to see one. 

Maybe she thinks I’m an elite? 

Either way, I hope she treats us well. 

“Just one question.” 

“Yes, what is it?” 

“Can I pay in semen?” 

Nami asked for me. 

With so few men, semen must be rare  

just like Korea before I started making a difference. 

At the mention of semen, the waitress glanced at me, 

then nodded so hard it looked like her head would fall off. 

“Of course! Please, come in!” 

She ushered us into the inn. 

The inside was as shabby as the outside, 

but there were tables and chairs. 

All the customers were women. 

The male monopoly must be really serious. 

“Please choose what you’d like to eat.” 

“Before that…” 

She handed us the menu. 

Why is she so naïve? 

If I were a woman in disguise, she’d get nothing. 

But she trusted us and brought the menu right away. 

If I were her, I’d have made me drop my pants first. 

But she was so excited by the idea of getting semen, 

she seemed to lose all reason. 

“I’ll pay first, then eat. That’s better, right?” 

“Huh?” 

I dropped my pants, revealing my massive cock. 

She’d never seen one like it before. 

Her eyes went wide, and she started panting. 

“What are you waiting for? Suck it.” 

“C-can I really?” 

“Don’t want the semen?” 

“I’ll suck it!” 

She got down to eye level with my cock, 

gazed at it with burning eyes, 

and carefully took it into her mouth. 

“Mmm…♥! Mmmph♥!” 

Slurp! 

She did her best, but could only take half. 

Still, with her mouth full of cock, 

she smiled happily and breathed hard through her nose. 

“Don’t just hold it suck!” 

“Mmmph♥! Mmmph♥! Mmmph♥!” 

Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! 

I grabbed her head and thrust into her mouth. 

She couldn’t keep up, 

but just kept breathing hard and sucking. 

Yeah, this is the cock you wanted so badly. 

So suck it hard! 

“Your mouth pussy is amazing. I haven’t even tried the food, but your mouth is the tastiest thing here!” 

“Mmm♥! Mmmph♥! Mmmph♥!” 

Slurp slurp slurp! 

She seemed pleased by my compliment and sucked even harder. 

That’s how it should be from the start. 

If you act half-hearted, I won’t go easy on you. 

“Here’s payment for the meal. Take it all!” 

“Mmmmmm♥! Mmmph♥!” 

Viewwwwwut! Splurt! Splurt! Splurt! 

A torrent of thick semen poured out. 

Since she could only take half my cock, 

she couldn’t swallow it all, and semen dripped down onto her white breasts. 

“Mmm…♥! Buuuurp♥!” 

She gulped down the semen and let out a loud semen burp. 

Guess that’s universal. 

I like the sound. 

“Haa…♥. Haa…♥. You gave me so much semen♥. Even selling the inn wouldn’t be enough…” 

“It’s fine. I said it’s payment for the food.” 

She seemed so moved 

that she hurried off to the kitchen. 

“Please wait! I’ll bring you the best food!” 

“Take your time. And don’t put semen in the food.” 

“Yes!” 

She was so energetic. 

Now that I’ve paid, I can just sit and wait for the food. 

“Is this the place? The one where someone’s been swinging his cock around?” 

…Can’t catch a break. 

I turned to see a woman with an imposing presence glaring at me. 

She stormed over and pressed a sword to my neck. 

“Who are you?” 

“Don’t you know how to introduce yourself?” 

“You don’t know who I am?” 

Is she famous around here? 

I listened to the whispers around me. 

“Isn’t that Master Jeok Gyoryeon from the Mount Hua Sect?” 

“Master Jeok Gyoryeon came all the way here.” 

“Isn’t this dangerous?” 

Mount Hua Sect. 

Even I know that name. 

I can’t believe someone that famous came to see me. 

“Right, my master always told me to be humble. I am Jeok Gyoryeon, a top master of the Mount Hua Sect.” 

“Top master?” 

“Yes, someone on a whole different level from ordinary people like you…” 

“Ohooook♥! Ohot♥! I’m cumming♥! Cumming♥!” 

Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! 

A top master? 

You’re more like a top sow in heat. 

So stop talking and take my cock!