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EP.208 A Lunatic Who Claims to Be My Daughter (1) 

You might find it odd. 

I’ve already practically won, so is there really any need for a one-on-one fight? 

Of course, I have eyes and a brain-I know that. 

This is revenge. 

Last time, I lost because I was ambushed and had no choice, but I want to prove that if we fight head-on, I’ll definitely win. 

Tamamo and my children seemed to understand my intent. 

They neutralized everyone except the female ninja. 

Now, the only thing left is a fight between just me and her. 

“Come to think of it, I never got your name.” 

“Hanjo Laira. 17th Hanjo and leader of Kagemitsu.” 

“Kagemitsu, huh.” 

The three female ninjas I met before- 

They were also from Kagemitsu. I never imagined their leader would be this woman. 

No wonder her movements were extraordinary. 

“Should I introduce myself too?” 

“No need. I already have all your information. Name: Kim Jinwoo. From Korea. Second son of a major company executive father and a former actress mother…” 

“That’s enough. No need to go any further.” 

Looks like all my info’s been compromised. 

If I’d known this, I should’ve gotten info about Laira when I met the three female ninjas. 

This is turning into a tougher fight than I thought. 

“You’re a high-class man. You deserve state-level protection.” 

Laira smoothly pulled a dildo from her belt and slowly inserted it between her legs. 

The dildo slid in deeper and deeper. 

Once it was fully inserted, Laira’s blue eyes flashed. 

“But as head of Kagemitsu, once I’ve taken a job, I see it through!” 

Laira is the epitome of a money-grubber. 

She founded Kagemitsu just to make money, so in a way, she’s consistent. 

She charged at me fiercely with the dildo still inside her. 

Then, when she reached out, dildos appeared out of thin air. 

And not just one or two-just at a glance, there were dozens. 

With a wave of her hand, Laira launched the dildos at me like missiles. 

‘So this is what happened to Shuten-douji!’ 

I remembered the dildos stuck in Shuten-douji’s pussy. 

The dildo Laira inserted earlier must be an erotic item-her ability is to duplicate dildos, just like what I’m seeing now. 

Isn’t this basically “Ghost of Dildo”? 

Why are there endless dildos flying at me! 

If I let my guard down for even a moment, those dildos will end up in my ass. 

“Sorry, but I don’t plan to go down that easily!” 

“Oh…?” 

I used Ghost Hand to swat away all the incoming dildos. 

Seeing her dildos fall without even touching me, Laira let out a single exclamation and looked at me with newfound respect. 

Her face was hidden by a mask, but her gaze had definitely changed. 

“I heard you had no combat ability, but maybe I’ll have to revise that.” 

Laira smirked and disappeared, leaving an afterimage. 

She’d vanished like this before and caught me off guard, but not this time. 

“Hup!” 

“Did you think the same trick would work twice?” 

Once again, Laira tried to ambush me from behind. 

She aimed for my ass, but thanks to Ghost Hand, she couldn’t get through. 

As a man, what I fear most is being attacked from behind. 

Did she really think I’d just stand there defenseless? 

“You came at me without fear!” 

“Damn!” 

Setsuki-style Disrobing Slash! 

I swung my arm quickly, and her clothes were instantly shredded. 

But Laira’s skin was completely unscathed. 

She seemed surprised by my move and checked herself, but when she saw she was fine, she looked at me in shock. 

“Is that… Setsuki-style? How did you…?” 

“Didn’t you say you had all my info?” 

Apparently, she didn’t know I’d learned Setsuki-style from Najjang. 

Well, I didn’t learn from the real Setsuki Nana, but from Najjang in the past, so it’s not strange she didn’t know. 

But at the same time, Laira must be thinking- 

Her intel isn’t as accurate as she thought. She’ll be wondering what she can trust. 

If I time it right… 

“Hngh!” 

“Hngh!” 

Thwack! Sploosh! Sploosh! 

I mixed Setsuki-style vibrating caresses with a womb punch. 

Caught off guard, Laira took the attack head-on. 

Unable to withstand the sudden assault, she squirted, and the dildo in her pussy slipped out a bit. 

‘Now’s my chance…!’ 

“Not so fast!” 

Pop! 

Just as I reached to grab the dildo, a cloud of mist appeared and Laira vanished. 

A weird balloon doll was left in her place. 

‘Isn’t this a cheap real doll?!’ 

Normally, you’d swap in a log in this situation, right? 

But a cheap real doll? 

I quickly looked around and spotted Laira in the distance, pushing the dildo back in. 

If I’d been just a bit faster, I could’ve snatched it. 

It really is tough to chase down a ninja barehanded. 

“Haa… Haa… You’re better than I heard.” 

Laira panted, catching her breath. 

She composed herself and stood, then pulled a familiar scroll from between her breasts. 

‘That’s…!’ 

“Summoning Jutsu: Human-faced Toad!” 

Pop! 

A giant toad appeared with a puff of smoke. 

But despite its name, it didn’t have a human face anywhere. 

Maybe the name means something else? 

“Pulling this out isn’t cost-effective, but I’ll take the loss if it means beating you.” 

The toad stuck out its long tongue and whipped it like a lash. 

“Kyaa! Father!” 

“Damn toad!” 

“Kids!” 

The giant toad snatched my children with its tongue. 

Then, countless faces appeared on its back-all my children’s faces. 

To think she’d go this far. 

“Haha! What now? You can’t attack the human-faced toad, can you? If you do, your children will be in danger!” 

“Father! Please, abandon us!” 

“That’s right! You can always make more kids!” 

Even as they begged me to abandon them, 

how could a father do that? 

Besides, attacking now would just play into Laira’s hands, and I hate that. 

“Go, Rope Snake!” 

-Hissss! 

I threw my bracelet and the Rope Snake grew huge, letting out a roar. 

Maybe it drank a lot of love juice while with me, because it was even bigger than when we first met. 

The human-faced toad flinched at the sight of something bigger than itself. 

Or maybe it froze because its opponent was a snake. 

Rope Snake opened its huge mouth and swallowed the toad whole without hesitation. 

“Ridiculous. Now it’s just a toad getting eaten by a snake instead!” 

“Or is it?” 

It looked like things were going Laira’s way, but Rope Snake started to writhe. 

Then, like a rope-crafted art piece, 

it began laying huge eggs. 

“Huh? Where is this…?” 

“Father? Are we alive?” 

When the eggs opened, my children emerged one by one. 

Their clothes had all melted away, but they were alive, so that’s good enough! 

With my kids unharmed and the toad gone, 

Laira’s face twisted in frustration. 

“My human-faced toad… How dare you!” 

“You should pick your opponent more carefully. Don’t you know it’s a waste to use your tricks like that?” 

I turned Rope Snake back into a bracelet and glared at Laira, exhaling slowly. 

“By the way, do you not understand what a one-on-one fight means?” 

“Ha! For money, I’ll use any means necessary!” 

She’s even crazier than I thought. 

I expected at least a shred of human decency, but I didn’t think she’d betray so shamelessly. 

No need for me to show mercy, then. 

“Tamamo!” 

“Finally, it’s my turn.” 

At my signal, Tamamo formed a seal. 

A pitch-black cube barrier surrounded us, 

creating a space where no one could interfere-just me and Laira. 

“Do you really think this will let you win?” 

“Whether I’m sure or not, the outcome was decided from the start.” 

As long as you’re a woman, 

I’m going to win no matter what. 

After being surrounded by the barrier, 

my fierce physical fight with Laira continued. 

At first, it seemed like I was being pushed back, 

but as time went on, Laira’s movements grew awkward. 

“Hngh♥!” 

“Haa… What’s wrong? Are you on your period?” 

I asked as she panted, and Laira glared at me. 

Tamamo’s barrier was so airtight even air couldn’t escape-a completely sealed space. 

As time passed, oxygen ran low. 

If this dragged on, both Laira and I would die of oxygen deprivation. 

At first glance, it looked like a mutual destruction ploy. 

But my real aim was the sealed environment itself. 

“You… what did you do…? My body keeps heating up!” 

Setsuki-style aphrodisiac breathing. 

This space was now, for women, 

no different from being filled with aphrodisiac. 

I’d condensed my pheromones into my breath. 

Of course, it had no effect on me. 

But for Laira, a woman, it was working-her body was heating up and wouldn’t move as she wanted. 

“Who knows. If you want to know, beat me and ask.” 

“How dare you mock me!” 

Wham! Whoosh! Wham! 

Laira swung newly created dildos, 

but her overheated body could only flail them in the air. 

They didn’t come close to touching me. 

“Why do you keep running away!” 

“You think I’ll just stand there and take it-ah!” 

“Ugh!” 

Thwack! Sploosh! Sploosh! Sploosh! 

Dodging Laira’s attacks, I countered with a womb punch. 

As my fist landed, she squirted and her thighs tightened. 

Her legs were starting to give out. 

I kept up the pressure with more womb punches, 

but she dodged easily with another real doll substitution. 

“Haa… Haa… To think I’m not suited for combat… Kagemitsu’s intel gathering has really gone downhill.” 

“I’m a man who keeps growing. You can’t beat me with old info.” 

“That might be true. But…!” 

Stab! 

She suddenly pulled a dagger from her belt and stabbed her thigh. 

I was startled by the sudden move. 

Laira panted, struggling to stand. 

“Whew… Now your scheme is useless.” 

“Crazy woman…” 

Did she really overcome the aphrodisiac breathing with shock? 

Or did she bleed out the chemicals in her body? 

Either way, it’s insane. 

How many people would stab their own leg while fully conscious? 

Laira said the games were over, 

reversed the dagger in her grip, 

and charged so fast she left afterimages. 

“Die!” 

“Whoa!” 

Switching from WWE to UFC out of nowhere is cheating. 

I dodged the blade just in time, 

but Laira’s assault wasn’t over. 

I wanted to ask Tamamo to release the barrier, 

but if I did, she might take my kids hostage again like before. 

I’d rather die than let that happen again. 

“Hngh!” 

“Too slow!” 

As a last resort, I threw a medal, 

but Laira dodged it easily. 

But that’s fine. 

The first throw is just a feint to make her drop her guard. 

The real move comes after I recall the medal. 

【Apostle Appears 29:58】 

‘Apostle… appears?’ 

If the medal triggered hypnosis, that would be great, 

but I didn’t expect much. 

But this was a completely new ability, and I was baffled. 

An apostle? What’s going to happen? 

“Hngh!” 

‘W-what?!’ 

Boom! 

With a roar, the barrier shattered. 

Through the rising dust, a figure I’d never seen before appeared. 

Curled horns like a mountain goat. 

An overwhelming presence from her exposed breasts. 

Even though her form was blurry, I could tell she wasn’t human. 

As the dust settled, her true form was revealed, and a chill ran down my spine. 

“Was it you who called me?” 

“Huh?” 

The woman, whom I’d never seen before, spoke to me directly. 

Her breasts were so large she couldn’t button her tuxedo, 

so she just left them exposed. 

Her eyes and the horns on her head- 

She looked more like a humanized black goat than a human. 

“I’ll ask again. Was it you who summoned me?” 

“Huh? Maybe?” 

She frowned at my uncertain answer. 

But what was I supposed to say? I didn’t even know what was happening! 

She quietly walked over, 

picked up the medal from the ground, and returned it to me. 

“Let me rephrase. Are you the current owner of this shard?” 

“Huh? Uh, yeah, I guess.” 

“Then you’re the one.” 

She returned the medal, then knelt on one knee before me. 

What’s going on? 

In this confusing atmosphere, as if fulfilling her duty, 

the woman calmly introduced herself. 

“Nice to meet you, human favored by Mother. I am Mother’s first daughter. I don’t have a name, so call me whatever you like.” 

Mother? First daughter? 

I was at a loss for words at these incomprehensible terms. 

Just then, Laira, having come to her senses, moved. 

“So she’s connected to you too? You deserve to die a hundred times for mocking me!” 

“Noisy human.” 

“Ugh!” 

The woman easily grabbed Laira, whose movements were too fast for the eye to follow. 

She caught Laira in an iron claw in an instant. 

Laira struggled desperately, 

but the woman didn’t budge as she lifted her up. 

“Let go! Let go of me!” 

“How foolish. Attacking without recognizing your opponent’s level-you’re no better than a bug.” 

“Ugh! Aaaah!” 

Then the woman’s eyes glowed, 

and Laira suddenly started screaming. 

She convulsed as if being judged, her movements slowing. 

When the woman let her go, Laira stared blankly at the sky with empty eyes. 

“Now we can talk calmly. May I have a moment of your time?” 

“Uh, sure.” 

If I refused, I’d probably end up like that too. 

So I had no choice but to obey. 

I followed the mysterious woman, 

quietly leaving the battlefield.