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New Merch! EXP Cursemas Sweater, Cursed Guns & A Patron Discount

Added 2025-11-20 18:40:19 +0000 UTC

Hi folks!

First of all, due to overwhelming (some) demand, we have returned our Cursed! Collection to the shelves, with two new additions to the arsenal - an uncomfortably Bullpupped Sterling and the now infamous Glompson.

Behold: the Slingster SMG and the Glompson.

These two new designs feature on a revised version of the Cursed Pint Glass, as well as our brand new Cursed Mug and Cursed Poster designs.

So many things to stress out a firearms purist.

Also new to the poster roster is our LA285 Video Game Inventory Poster, expanding on @hat_legs design to include a suite of attachments and stats - it's sure to attract many a double-take and confused glance.

Glorious.

But that’s not all! If you have a particular favourite among our lineup of cursed guns, you can now get a fetching ‘Single Shot’ (ho ho ho) edition shirt with your weapon of choice front and tastefully off-centre.

Which one will you pick?

The second bit of merch news is that - and I still can’t quite believe this a reality - we have a Christmas jumper.

Design courtesy of the great @hat_legs

That’s right, we’ve once again teamed up with the brilliant @hat_legs to create a festive treat unlike any other: the very first EXP Christmas (Cursemas) jumper. Featuring knitted silhouette versions of all of your favourite cursed weapons, the jumper comes in a seasonal red and green and is an actual, proper knitted jumper.

Proof that this is a real thing that really exists.

Quick word of warning - if the Cursemas Sweater catches your eye, you might need to move quickly. According to our merch provider fourthwall, these are the last dates to order if you want your jumper in time for Christmas Eve:

Fri. 21st - Deadline for knitwear orders for Dec 24th arrival (Standard Shipping)
Sun. 30th - Deadline for knitwear orders for Dec 24th arrival (Expedited Shipping)

We think delivery might be quicker than that - our sample you can see above arrived quicker - but if you want to avoid any potential postage delays, it's a good idea to get in there early.

Without getting too #deep about it all, if you could go back in time to a year ago when we were all recently unemployed and wondering what on Earth we were going to do with ourselves, I don’t think we would have ever believed that we’d have not only built a great community around our new channel, but transformed a series of inside jokes from said community into an actual, real-life Christmas jumper.

You can purchase the Christmas jumper, along with all of our other merchandise, at the usual place: https://expvideo.info

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