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EP.53: The Kindergarten's Famous Spot

Seven teachers I was close with gathered together, led by the outgoing Teacher Joo.

I had to endure a barrage of questions from them, sweating nervously.

"Teacher Kang, honestly, I thought you were a nerdy guy. You always seemed so quiet and reserved. Was that all just an act?"

"Hehe. Right? I thought you were a total bookworm too. But wow, hearing Madam Han crying earlier shocked me. I thought someone had turned on adult videos."

"Pfft. Exactly! I thought the same thing. Her voice was completely out of it! I even heard her begging you to stop."

"Sigh. I'm jealous, honestly. Being able to feel that much is a blessing. The guy I'm seeing right now is so disappointing. When will I ever experience something like that?"

"Oh my! Really? Teacher Choi, then why not ask Teacher Kang for some tips? You’ve got a hidden master right in front of you. Who knows? It might actually help."

"Hm? Is that so? Teacher Kang, do you have any tricks or techniques? You know, like those moves that make women go wild?"

Teacher Choi asked eagerly, her eyes sparkling as if she were seeking advice for her lackluster compatibility with her partner.

From what I knew, Teacher Choi had a rather casual dating style.

Her current boyfriend probably felt more like someone she met at a club a casual fling rather than anything serious.

So there was no need to tread lightly or hold back in discussing such matters.

"Ahem. How’s your boyfriend’s size? Are you satisfied with it? If the compatibility itself isn’t right, then consulting or anything else won’t matter."

My straightforward response drew teasing exclamations from the group.

"Ooh! Teacher Kang sounds like an expert!"

"Wow! So you’re saying if the size doesn’t match, just break up?"

"Well, considering what we heard earlier, it’s not just empty talk."

Soon after, Teacher Choi spoke up as well, her expression surprisingly earnest.

"Honestly... The size isn’t bad. It feels okay during sex, and the mood is pretty satisfying overall. But it’s just... how should I put it? There’s no explosive thrill."

Her vague explanation resonated deeply with the other women, who clapped and nodded in agreement.

"Totally get it. It’s good but not exciting."

"Right! That’s when you awkwardly pretend to feel something and fake moan."

"Pfft. Seems like we’re all in the same boat. Honestly, there haven’t been many times where I’ve truly felt it."

I could somewhat understand their frustrations too there’s nothing more awkward and unsatisfying than unfulfilling sex.

However, the issue wasn’t solely the man’s fault either.

Especially if size wasn’t the problem as Teacher Choi mentioned.

"So the compatibility is fine and the mood isn’t bad... Then is your boyfriend too rushed during sex?"

"Nope, not really. He usually takes his time warming up with toys."

"Hm. So even foreplay isn’t lacking... I think I might have an idea."

"Oh? Really? What do you think it could be?"

What started as casual talk had turned into an impromptu relationship counseling session,

but I didn’t feel burdened by it.

Our kindergarten already had a somewhat loose atmosphere,

and during group dinners, this level of sexual banter wasn’t uncommon.

I looked at Teacher Choi seriously and asked her the most fundamental question:

"Teacher Choi, what’s your preference?"

My unexpected question made Teacher Choi widen her eyes.

She tilted her head curiously and asked back:

"... Preference? What do you mean? Like SM stuff?"

"Whatever it may be surely there are certain things you prefer or request during sex with your boyfriend?"

But she couldn’t answer easily.

Not because she was embarrassed,

but because she genuinely didn’t seem to know what she wanted.

"... Um... I don’t know? Isn’t it just nice to do it intimately?"

I sighed deeply at her frustrating response.

She clearly enjoyed men but didn’t seem to know how to truly enjoy herself.

"Teacher Choi, men feel excitement during sex because they know how to enjoy themselves.

Whether they like tearing stockings,

doing it from behind,

or wearing nurse costumes 

they’re clear about what they enjoy.

That’s why they can feel aroused."

"......"

"But what about you?

Do you know what excites you?

What turns you on?

You don’t seem to have any idea.

Orgasm isn’t just a physical sensation it has a huge emotional component.

Think about this:

between having sex with a handsome guy versus an unattractive one,

who would excite you more if their sizes were identical?"

"... Well, obviously the handsome guy."

"Exactly.

It’s the same principle.

Doing it in a plain setting versus an immersive one 

which would excite you more?"

"... An immersive setting?"

"That’s right.

It’s not enough to just touch each other’s bodies casually and expect excitement 

that only works during adolescence.

You need to fuel each other with passion and intensity.

That’s how you get those explosive thrills Teacher Choi mentioned."

My explanation seemed convincing enough as Teacher Choi nodded repeatedly in agreement.

Not only her but also Teacher Joo and all the other women lit up with curiosity.

Hearing sexual education from a male perspective was likely a rare experience for them.

"... Then how do I figure out what excites me?

Do guys just instinctively know what they like?"

"Nope not really.

Usually we learn from adult content.

Teacher Choi should explore different things too you’ll find something that clicks eventually."

"... Can’t Teacher Kang just recommend a few things for me?

I’m not very familiar with this stuff."

"Hmm... Recommendations?

The safest bet would probably be bondage play."

"... Bondage play?

Like being tied up during sex?"

"Yep or doing it outdoors could work too.

A lot of people get excited by tension or thrill,

like having sex in a park at dawn."

"... Oh my gosh!

You mean actually doing that?"

"Why not?

Lots of people do it!

Once you get hooked on something like that,

regular sex won’t even compare anymore."

Apparently lacking such experiences herself,

Teacher Choi blushed furiously and fanned her face with her hands.

The other teachers reacted similarly 

even Teacher Joo looked ready to burst into flames.

Feeling playful,

I decided to tease Teacher Joo directly by asking her opinion:

my mischievous tone made her flinch and tremble slightly.

"Teacher Joo,

what about you?

Got any advice for Teacher Choi?

You’re super popular with guys 

you must know about this stuff!"

Suddenly all eyes focused on her,

and soon laughter erupted as everyone pointed at her teasingly.

"Pfft!

Teacher Kang didn’t know?

Teacher Joo is super shy!"

"So she was pretending to be confident around him?

How cute!"

"I bet Teacher Joo hasn’t dated much either 

you can tell just by looking!"

"She gets embarrassed easily 

if someone tries introducing her to someone,

she freaks out immediately."

"Pfft!

Exactly!

If someone asks for her number,

she totally freezes!"

"......"

Teacher Joo turned beet red,

clearly mortified by how openly she’d been exposed.

She hung her head low,

shaking slightly 

it was almost pitiful how flustered she looked.

"Really?

That’s surprising I thought Teacher Joo would have lots of experience since she’s so pretty.

She seems like someone who’d be really popular."

Indeed,

Teacher Joo was quite attractive 

not surprising given how few unattractive people worked at this kindergarten overall.

Among them though,

Teacher Joo stood out as especially cute:

her petite frame paired with red-brown side ponytail hair gave off an innocent charm;

her modest chest contrasted nicely against alluring hip curves;

and above all else,

her doll-like proportions combined with soft-looking skin made her unforgettable.

Perhaps encouraged by my compliment,

she covered her face with both hands and cried out dramatically:

her adorably shy behavior earned her top spot as everyone’s favorite “mascot” among colleagues.

"... Ugh!

Don’t look at me!

This is so embarrassing!

And Teacher Eun 

why did you say that?!

Now Teacher Kang will tease me!"

"Pfft!

What kind of big secret is that anyway?

By the way though...

didn’t Teacher Joo secretly want to impress Teacher Kang?

Hmm?

Why else would she lie about herself earlier?"

"... Ugh!

That’s not true!

I’d never fall for him!"

Despite her protests though,

the other teachers simply smiled warmly at their flustered junior colleague 

their affection for her was evident.

Eventually though,

she glanced nervously at me and accidentally locked eyes:

smiling kindly back at her,

I spoke gently:

"Haha Teacher Joo should’ve told me sooner!

I’d be happy anytime if it were with you 

feel free to reach out whenever.

After all I’m single too right now."

"... Wh-what?!

What do you mean happy?!

Don’t say weird things!"

While she panicked over my words though,

the rest of the teachers latched onto another keyword I’d mentioned:

their predatory gazes sharpened collectively 

"Huh?

Single?!

Teacher Kang isn’t Madam Han your girlfriend?"

"Yeah aren’t you dating Madam Han?

Then you’re not single!"

"... Wait no way...

are they friends-with-benefits instead?!

Is that why he said single?!"

"No way!

Madam Han wouldn’t stand being treated like that 

she’d kill him first!"

"... But he did say single just now..."

A small commotion broke out among them as they speculated about my relationship status:

even Teacher Joo perked up curiously while listening intently alongside everyone else.

Unable to bear their chatter anymore,

I decided to clarify things openly:

"We’re dating and yes we’re also friends-with-benefits.

Since Madam Han agreed beforehand though I’ll explain openly:

I told her I wanted to see other women too;

she gave me permission for that;

so technically speaking I’m half-single now.

Does that make sense?"

"......"

"......"

"......"

Everyone stared at me in stunned silence 

clearly shocked by how surreal my statement sounded.

Before long though,

a strange atmosphere began spreading among them:

their gazes softened subtly before turning into bashful smiles 

Especially Teacher Choi who’d been receiving advice from me earlier looked particularly intrigued:

resting her chin on one hand while staring intently at me;

her lips glistened slightly under the light...