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EP.149 No Common Sense Alteration Ahead (1)

After the incident ended,

The Erotic Management Bureau's suppression team rushed in to deal with the situation.

Jung Sahwa, who arrived at the same time, apologized to me.

"I'm truly sorry. I have no words to say about this incident, even with two mouths."

"It's fine. I don't particularly intend to blame you."

Though I felt frustrated at the Erotic Management Bureau's belated measures,

It didn't feel like simple incompetence or a mistake.

Doesn't it seem like all of this was someone's scheme?

It's suspicious from the start that Olivia appeared with such good timing.

The most likely possibility is

Either there's a spy hidden in the Erotic Management Bureau,

Or Reverse Change's technology has surpassed the Erotic Management Bureau's.

"Forget the apology. Just take this."

"This is..."

"The cure."

It's the cure I received from the deal with Olivia earlier.

With that, we should be able to return the victims to normal.

However, Jung Sahwa looked at me with an expression of shock, as if she'd seen a ghost.

"What?"

"For Mr. Kim Jinwoo to worry about men. Don't tell me Mr. Kim Jinwoo was also affected...!"

"As if."

You think I let Olivia go for such a trivial reason?

How could I catch someone riding a helicopter in the first place?

I had no choice but to let her go.

More importantly, you seem to think I received the cure out of concern for the victims.

The reality is completely different.

"Cut the nonsense and quickly send it to Dr. Mare."

"To Dr. Mare?"

Honestly, whether the men become homosexuals,

Or bite and suck each other, what does that have to do with me?

More than that, what I'm worried about isn't that.

"You never know. There's no guarantee this kind of thing won't happen again."

Is there really any guarantee such terrorism won't occur?

No matter how I think about it, that's not the case.

Rather, they may have carried out terrorism at a small training camp,

Combined with a simple test.

Above all, the fact that they carried out terrorism could mean production facilities are already established.

It's essential to prepare by producing the cure in advance to prepare for such incidents.

"Then what about the victims..."

"Treat them later when production starts, or choose a few to treat if there's any left after research is done."

What does it matter to me if they bite and suck each other in the meantime?

Let them enjoy themselves all they want.

I'm going to send the cure to Dr. Mare to protect the people around me.

Hearing my answer, Jung Sahwa finally relaxed and sighed in relief.

"You're the same Mr. Kim Jinwoo as always."

"Just how do you see me?"

"A black-haired tanned delinquent. A sexual desire monster. A man whose brain is controlled by his dick."

"......"

I can't refute since there's nothing particularly wrong with that.

Anyway, with this we can prepare for the next terrorist attack.

We can just treat the victims slowly later.

More importantly, my throat is getting dry from all this talking.

"Cow milk."

"Yes, please wait a moment."

Splurt! Splurt!

Jung Sahwa immediately milked her breasts as if tearing at them at my order.

I confirmed the breast milk sloshing in the heavy beer mug,

And tilted the glass to quench my thirst.

"Puhah! Breast milk after work is special. Good job."

"Ungh♥!"

Slap! Splurt! Splurt!

She sprayed love juices when I slapped her breasts to say good job.

At first I wondered why she was doing this,

But now I'm scared of myself for feeling no emotion at all.

They say humans are animals of adaptation, but isn't this too much!

"For now, after discussing with the training camp, it's been decided that Mr. Kim Jinwoo's mission is complete."

"That's a relief. I'm glad I don't have to start over from the beginning."

After going through all this trouble, if they told me to start over,

I would have gone crazy from the injustice.

They should at least do that much since I helped recapture the training camp safely.

"More importantly, how did your original goals go?"

"Ah, that?"

One was training to prepare for S-grade onaholes.

And the other was training to be able to ejaculate in any pussy.

"Perfect. To the point where there's no need to stay here any longer."

It's not simply a joke,

Or a lie to escape from here.

Thanks to training with Setsuki Nana (fake), I can actually ejaculate in any pussy,

And it felt like I took a step closer to challenging S-grade onaholes.

Of course, I'm not at the level to pounce on Jung Sahwa right now,

But it feels like I can finally see the goal that seemed endless before.

"And if possible, could you investigate Setsuki Nana?"

"Setsuki Nana..."

As expected, she seems to know her as a fellow S-grade onahole.

Jung Sahwa swallowed dry saliva,

Then promised to give me information later, saying she understood.

I don't intend to challenge Setsuki Nana right away,

But I'll fuck her someday as promised,

So there's no harm in looking into it in advance.

"Congratulations. You've finished about half now."

"Only half so far."

I thought I worked hard,

But I can't help but sigh at the fact that I've only done half.

More than anything, Onahole University was too tough.

I clearly only stayed for 2 weeks,

But it felt like I spent over a month at Onahole University.

"I have good news for Mr. Kim Jinwoo."

"What is it?"

As I listened while drinking Jung Sahwa's breast milk latte,

She held out a tablet pulled from her cleavage.

"Under review?"

"Yes, one of the current missions, 'Sex befitting common sense alteration' is under review."

Was there such a mission?

There are so many that all sorts of missions come up.

More importantly, what is sex befitting common sense alteration?

"The problem is it's not easy due to checks from other executives. But I'll definitely get it passed."

"I'd be grateful if you do."

A mission ending for free,

What reason would I have to refuse?

As I slowly checked the missions again,

A mission that caught my eye jumped out.

Rape the President

Rape the President?

Isn't this difficult even in a common sense-altered world?

The act of raping itself wouldn't be difficult,

But the problem is how to make contact with the President.

Security around the President will surely be tight.

I can't just pass through saying "I'm just an innocent citizen here to rape"...

'But I like it.'

When else would I get to rape the President?

Kim Jinwoo, the man who raped the President.

Doesn't it sound amazing just hearing it?

It's a mission that makes my dick hard just thinking about it.

'Ah, right.'

Come to think of it, I didn't know the President's gender yet.

If the President is a man, it's horrifying just to think about.

'Thank goodness. At least it's a woman.'

When I searched on my phone,

All sorts of articles were going around saying the "Lady of Miryeong" is President.

Her breasts look quite big too, she'd be good to fuck.

But rather than doing it right away, let's try it a bit later.

We should postpone such delicious missions for later.

Like eating the strawberry on a strawberry cake last.

'Then what else is there?'

Are there any other appealing missions?

As I scrolled down the list humming,

I found a mission called "Graduation ceremony cum coming-of-age ceremony assistant".

It says women are recognized as adults by losing their virginity at the same time as graduating high school.

If I go, I'd probably play the role of taking their virginities.

Dozens of virgin pussies waiting to be pierced by my dick.

Isn't it arousing just thinking about it?

'Let's add this to the plan too.'

It's not something I can do right away anyway.

I can only do it in winter at the earliest.

It's not too late to do it when the time approaches if I wait.

'Next is... Hm?'

As I was looking at the next mission,

A mission called "Return erotic items" caught my eye.

Haven't I already finished this?

I returned 3 erotic items at Onahole University alone.

But looking closely,

There was an explanation that 5 erotic items need to be returned.

In other words, besides the erotic items I've already returned,

I need to return 2 more erotic items.

'I might be able to finish this if I do well.'

Erotic items seem to roll in strangely often.

I should be able to find them quickly if I put in a little effort.

This even counts as 3 mission portions.

It seems to be a merit given because they can't be found easily.

'It'll be a piece of cake for me.'

Though I still don't know the principle,

I can feel them to some extent if I focus a little.

Still, I don't feel anything nearby.

I'll probably have to check around here and there.

'Then next is... Ah...'

As I was checking the next mission,

I found the painful mistake of "Capture terrorist".

If I had caught the weasel then instead of letting her go,

I could have gained a new sex slave and completed the mission!

"You're looking quite diligently."

"I need to seriously aim for Silver rank now."

I can't stay in Bronze forever.

I know it's amazing just to be an official member of the Erotic Management Bureau.

Like how someone with the worst grades,

Would still seem amazing if they attend Seoul National University.

Even though I'm just Bronze, if I say I'm an official member anywhere,

Everyone praises me endlessly saying it's amazing.

"Then shall I recommend a few easy ones?"

"...Alright, recommend some."

At times like this, it's best to leave it to the expert.

There aren't many appealing missions anyway.

Jung Sahwa's recommendations shouldn't be bad.

As I waited while drinking breast milk latte,

Jung Sahwa handed me the tablet again and recommended 3 missions.

"Female gacha, Host bar visit, and..."

Train a normal person.

But what does normal person mean?

I looked at Jung Sahwa with a puzzled expression.

She began answering my question as if she had been waiting.

"A normal person. In other words, someone not affected by common sense alteration."

"......"

Not affected by common sense alteration.

It's truly a fitting name to call them normal people, but

Strangely, the fact that they weren't affected by common sense alteration made me uneasy.

Until now, everyone not affected by common sense alteration was either crazy,

Or some kind of specialist with twisted sexual preferences.

To train such a person.

Is it my imagination that it seems harder than other missions?

"It'll be fine. I'll bring someone whose common sense alteration was undone, not someone who resisted it like me or others."

"That's possible too?"

The one who cast common sense alteration,

Was none other than the director of the Erotic Management Bureau.

So undoing common sense alteration shouldn't be difficult.

Still, undoing common sense alteration. Isn't that too dangerous?

"More importantly, resisting common sense alteration. What exactly are the conditions?"

"You need to have twisted sexual preferences that won't change even with common sense alteration."

Hearing the direct explanation of what had been speculation until now,

I can only laugh dryly at how absurd it is.

Even while thinking it's such a ridiculous thing,

It's scary how somewhat understandable it is when I look at Jung Sahwa.

"I understand your concern. It's essentially committing a real crime if common sense alteration is undone."

"......"

Until now, it was common sense for rape to be accepted,

So I didn't feel like it was a crime.

But if the other person's common sense alteration is undone,

It's obvious they'll scream about sexual harassment if I touch them even a little.

Then I can't help but feel it.

That I'm committing a crime.

"If Mr. Kim Jinwoo doesn't want to, we can choose something else..."

"Hmm, not particularly?"

But honestly speaking, I don't feel anything.

I've been doing all sorts of things close to crimes until now,

Would I feel guilty about committing a real crime at this point?

Rather, it felt like hot sauce was sprinkled on my boring daily life.

"I just train them normally, right?"

"Yes, it's enough if they beg on their own."

That seems easier than expected.

It should end quickly if I just give them some succubus horn aphrodisiac.

Of course, I don't intend to use such tricks.

Who would order gourmet food at a famous restaurant,

Then pour 3-minute curry over it?

I don't need seasoning to enjoy the finest cuisine of someone not affected by common sense alteration.

"Then prepare as quickly as possible."

"Then shall we go right now?"

As if she expected me to accept,

Jung Sahwa guided me saying it was already prepared.

The sooner the better for me, so I'll go along with it just this once.

"Alright, let's go."

The place I arrived at with Jung Sahwa.

There was a single building in an isolated area a bit away from the city center.

An isolated location with no other buildings in sight.

As I entered the building following Jung Sahwa's guidance,

A woman was tied to a chair in the bleak atmosphere.

"W-who are you? You just came in, right?"

The feeling of everyday life conveyed from her speech.

She seems flustered, thinking she's been kidnapped.

I carefully approached her and removed the blindfold covering her eyes.

She looked around,

Then her shoulders hunched as she made a tearful face when our eyes met.

"Was I kidnapped? No, right? That's not it, right?"

The woman still couldn't grasp the situation.

I pointed down with my finger.

Only then did she lower her head and check her breasts.

"W-what is this. Why are my breasts like this..."

Before common sense alteration, they were probably small like others.

But now her breasts were almost as big as her head.

She looked at me with eyes full of fear while shocked.

"What did you do to my body? Turn it back right now."

The woman complained tearfully.

But far from listening to her words seriously,

I snorted and slowly approached to grab her breasts.

"Heeek!"

"It seems you still don't understand the situation."

As I played with her nipples like toys,

Her pupils shook as if an earthquake had occurred.

"You've been kidnapped."

"Nooooo!!!!"

The woman's scream echoed,

But there was no one to help her.