December Drunk Episode

Posted on my birthday!

Josue Lopez

Jesus Jared, Jagermeister tastes like black licorice, Jameson is Irish whiskey.. You're a bad Ginger.....

Nomad

Alyssa is from beaver ? No way

Patrick M

Reverse pink eye as we call it 🤣💀

Melvin Mccollum

Tara is so fuckin sexy had to say it.🤝

Mason Romero

Alyssa is so gorgeous and kind more people should remind her of it😊

Chiara Vivien Barlíková

Damn why don’t u suck him off then LOL

Brittney Baksh

A good pound at least , skyler ( know his name ) also , he is in part of being a lesbian commentator. He needs experience

Derek Clarkson

Just to disturb your sleep at night, your paying for him too , he takes a grape break your paying for a good part of those grapes

Derek Clarkson

To diss on someone’s trauma is so wild, like who tf are you 😭

Kiara Lewis

Nope only paid for Tara and zach lol

Brittney Baksh

You watched the episode paid for patreon , you know his name....

Derek Clarkson

this is a crazy thing to say 💀

Emilia Ramos

Alyssa very beautiful

Jukwazie

the bigger white guys comment on lesbian sex was so dumb

Brittney Baksh

I think Skylar went to school in Athens or near it

Alexanda Walters

i would kill to look like alyssa fr 🥵🤍🤍

Alexa Baez

eva mendez and ryan gosling are 7 years apart AND I WAS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FALL GUY

Raegan Armel

U guys from Athens?

luis esteban

Would love so much when people interrupt Alyssa for her to just start yelling like an angry Italian at them

Tom Ray

Tara: nah I don’t like aggression in guys Talking about Zachs temper: omg that’s soooo hot

Tom Ray

Skylar has become my favorite. He is SO funny. Those one liners lol

Sahara Green

i relate to Alyssa so much 😭

wisperia

they both do

wisperia

i love alyssa but sometimes she does take wayyy too long to say a sentence lmao

Kirsten

the insecurity is really unflattering on u alyssa... nobody gives a f about anyone but themselves, live ur life how u want and do whatever tf u want

Zainab Najmi

I am with Alyssa sex life 😮….had me shocked lol!!😆

Hannah Adkins

how you write is annoying.

Sara Garcia

They should put a trigger warning for how much alyssa gets cut off

Fi Fy Fo Fum

Alyssa is such a baddie, but Skylar cuts her off way too much. Let the girl talk jeezzz

Fi Fy Fo Fum

We need more of Zach and Tara together!! Wish we could get a one-on-one pdcast or special episode with just their banter

Fi Fy Fo Fum

God if Tara gave me those eyes I'd fold so fast.

Ashley Valladares

Shut the fuck up loser

Ashley Valladares

You're beautiful Alyssa and imo you should flaunt it in the haters faces! You shouldn't feel like you have to hide yourself. And think about from a business side, the engagement would be insane if you just said fuck everyone and went all out for one of these or permanently

TJ Matthews

Right! Alyssa gets so run over in this one. They seem so different I think it would be really interesting.

TJ Matthews

So Alyssa definitely needs a whole episode where it's her, tara, and maybe another girl or two. Alyssa leads so she can finally be heard. Sure, some people are gonna hate it, but with all the love I see for her in the comments, a lot of people would really enjoy it.

TJ Matthews

Omg yes! I fell in love with her in legacies. Shes beautiful!

TJ Matthews

For real, she's gotta fight them to be heard

TJ Matthews

highkey, horrendous take

Finn Batsford

I just looked through all of these comments nobody is talking about how it sounds like Tara is speaking from experience when she says to Zack “I feel like you slip a lot”👀

Brittany Calvin

not lying im objectively right, the people sayin she isnt fat r gaslighting. im sure she’d be pretty if she lost a good 60lbs

LJones

What kind of asshole hears a woman say they are insecure about being on cam because of hate comments then decides to make more. I’m sure you are 1000 times less enjoyable to look at and have nothing going for you in life.

Kyla Given

I could listen to Skyler all day, dude is flippin hilarious!

Peter Slee

I wonder sometimes if Alyssa has to see shit like this and unfortunately she probably does. I know it's probably easy to scroll by 30 “I love you Alyssa” comments and get stuck on one person lying for attention. I think people like you say this stuff because you know you're dead wrong, so it'll pop off. did you get it? your 15 minutes of fame? how was it

Carl Hobson

Alyssa you just gotta cut them off back😭

Desirèe May

bro? you paid for this?

Brooky

Bros parents do not love him💀🙏🏽

Z

She getting paid despite you just being a dicksqueeze so 🤷‍♀️ I’ll let Alyssa gimme a headache any day 💋

Ro

Alyssa got cut off so much this episode like....

Christina Koci

Shut the hell up who even are you

Lucy

bro alyssa has some of the best takes and is nothing but incredible im so sorry that your heart is so full of hate :(

imogen singh

🙀

LJones

Alyssa’s I would be screaming and crying if ppl cut me off like that

tamara Smith

ur mothers a bitch

Ariella Milian

? i would pay more for her to not be on camera or have a mic. I’m watching for everyone else🤦🏽

LJones

i just want to say i personally love alyssa so much she’s so pretty to me and i hate how much she gets cut off cuz i really wanna see her more

kharma girl <3

this is so weird to say like your paying to watch her so this sounds so stupid

kharma girl <3

bro paid to be mad

Hugo Gonzalez

you right. she still fat and L on the pod

LJones

The only reason you talk down to ppl is cause no one has ever loved you in your life (not even your parents )

Julian Sterling

Alyssa fat and makes no sense when she talk. huge headache

LJones

I wish I looked like Alyssa she’s for real so GORGEOUS

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real

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Fr she’s so sweet!!

s

Not going to lie this episode made me SO angry with how many times Alyssa got cut off. She was getting visibly annoyed towards the end of the podcast.

Dylan Greek

My celebrity crush is Danielle Rose Russell

Cali Ahmed

I'm catching up on episodes and now realize Tara and I and are completely opposite but I love her 😂 I don't want to have to defend myself, my man has to stay strong enough to fight for me

Faith

We love youuuu alyssaaaa

Anangiee

This episode is so funnyyy and feels like a groupchat nowhere and everywhere chat that made it into a podcast

Anangiee

Me too!!

Makenzie Fitzgerald

i’m watching this sooo late but fun fact (skylar slightly brought this up) men are actually 6x more likely to commit suicide but also more likely to kill their partner where women are more likely to find/hire somebody to do the job

Amber Edwards

They're such cuties

Max 123

They make me laugh they spent a hole 10 minutes or more talking about sex

Kaydence Menzies

Oh I know of course but some of the guests on the drunk episodes have looked like they weren’t in a condition to do much of anything but I can see them being put in a cab and sent home for sure.

ria mincks

People aren’t completely unable to take care of themselves once they’ve had a drink. They’ll either go out and drink more .. or get a cab home

Codie 🤍

i loveeee alyssa 🫶🏻

Fernanda

i love them so much

Aryam

Kk no i

Siena Thompson

I love you Alyssa

Naomi Mckenney

The height comparison when Alyssa is standing in front of Jared is hilarious

Maddie F

DKEJD

matriona chioreli

I just want to know what happens to the drunk people once this is over … do the sober ones just take the guests car keys off them and let them sleep it off in the guest room or what lol ? #newtopatreon

ria mincks

Y’all worried bout Zach and Tara what about jarred 😂

Luz Diaz

I love Tara and Alyssa they need their own podcast NOW

Daija Raee

Alyssa you are literally amazing. I hate that you’re so hard on yourself. Stop letting people get to you over things you can’t control. People are gonna say bad things about you and good things no matter what. If they’re commenting on you then they have issues with themselves they need to confront and are projecting on you. Youre probably my favorite on this podcast and I love when you chime in on the podcast and get to actually be on it on after school

Amanda Leuthen

I drank for the whole duration of this episode.

Dylan Milmine

The Tara and Zach pointing, sharing the same brain cell.

Shea and Chloe

super real

lizz328

I love the Patreon omg

Sid

is nobody going to talk about how cute tara and zach are to eachother, the way they look at each other GOD

ellie-skye

real

Aniya

Alyssa has such a gorgeous smile

D-Ridge Neal

skylar is so hot ily skylar

R

Every second of this episode was GOLD

paperplains

The last 3 minutes of this was so tough to watch, with everyone just ignoring Alyssa🤦🏻‍♂️

Joshua Jappie

i want zach so bad actually

valeria cespedes

Okay the second butthole thing I had the same shit at 19 that shit was awful. A month recovery for that shit after surgery

Kinsye Garrett

zach was losin it as the only sober one for that last half hr lmaooo

Monarch

lmfaoo she is definitely NOT plus size , home girl does NOT wear size 1x thats plus size! 🙄

hope nia

i'll never understand alyssa's insecurity with being plus sized. she has body for DAYS

rylee

This was hilarious 🤣

Slump Brazy

They are my parents fr

Giro Romand

Alyssa is THAT girl

Brianna Guay

Zach has a thing for latinas #confirmed … great day to be a Latina

Eva

I need to know the wallmart story it got cut off pleaseee

Sarah

Yesss!!! I noticed she never really finishes a thought or gets a full say before someone talks over her

Susana

Are the free gifts still a thing? New subscriber here and I would love to get a nintendo switch :) never had one!

Ry

i think Alyssa (like a normal human) was literally just getting irritated every time Tara cut her off, especially since she’s quiet and talks very occasionally that’d be mad annoying. (i love tara sm tho, no hate AT ALL)

k

literally not at all? it just seems like alyssa is shy, also she constantly gets interrupted bc the guys react to tara making any facial expression or movement while alyssa is speaking. i would be annoyed too

bri

Yea I respect Zach for that one

Abigail wasson

I think they explain it in this one but he dosent know if she is jokeing or if she is being serious and zack said if she is jokeing around calm it down a bit 36:00 mark they explain

Chris Magill

100% she loves jared

Chris Magill

Same been following this sense they first first promoted this patreon and im so glad i did love seeing them drunk like this

Chris Magill

I wish you guys didn't interrupt alyssa so much lol

Laila M

Why doesn’t Tara follow Alyssa back on insta tho

Amber

getting the patreon was very conflicting but i’m so glad i did cuz i don’t regret it AT ALL

riaa🤍

Bro they interrupt Alyssa so much it pisses me off. But dont worry i love you 😊

Maybe_Prince 101

Why do I lowkey ship Tara and Jared

MmMmcokies yum

I love that they were talking about how Zach doesn’t hug and then he hugs her next episode

Sammy

i cant find where it is 😭

Ali.faa

when skyler randomy brought up homicide during the sex talk i wheezed so hard there were tears in my eyes

avery aaron

me also finding out that its not normal for girls to not mind having sex with another girl

avery aaron

Tara on this podcast is the best

Orange Musk

I can’t tell if Tara is into Zach or Jared

Hunter

Oh yeah Tara wants Jared😂

Tony Avina

Sky is absolutely hilarious, the one liners, the stories, him n Zach defs got some telekinesis chemistry for sure, great stuff crew 🙏❤️

Samuel Grey

I think Tara is in love with Jared. Also 💜 Allyssa

Hunter

I think they've said his parents split over his dad's drinking

Jesse

YES AND SO FKN FUNNY

I love Alyssa stop

I’d love to know this too

Dylan Stewart

This is so fkn funny😭😭

Berta

Only Patreon shit or any subscription I'll make sure I fkn pay for! (Eva Mendez and Rosario Dawson are my CCs!)

Taryn Depos

That was every fckn thing! And despite the fact that I am so in love with Zachary Christian Justice, him and Tara are such a ship for me! 😍

Taryn Depos

this was so funny to watch lmao

itshannah

love u alyssa btw

Hailee

This is the only podcast I’d ever pay to watch

Elecktra Camarena

Anyone else saw alyaaaa Gyat or am I only one🧐

Tes Leonce

“Like father like son” 😭😭😭

Maddie

skylar and zach over, jarad and zach...

Hunter Detmar

Skylar’s second butthole story made me cry laughing

Elise Nettle

i want zach n tara together so bad

dani

Zach is so hot istg

Leahhhh

Tara is just flirting with everyone lmaooo

Kiara Valencia

I've ripped several eyebrow piercings get ripped out

Matt Reisdorf

Jared, I would be a drunk 7 with you all the way to our deaths hit me up

Thales Garcia

Man if I were Jared I would shoot my shot so quickly with Tara, don’t even

Jessamyn-jewel McGrath

I love the podcast but I subscribed for tara bring her back for January drunk episode!

Kira

Fuck man I wish I was Jared.....no way I'd not be throwing back the flirts with Tara

Chaz Chavez

Omg yes

Daisy

I wasn’t saying she’s hating… but it doesn’t seem like she gives her much of a chance. but that’s really just my observation, agree to disagree “pooks”

Jor

I appreciate Skylar trying Alyssa to overcome insecurities

Abigail wasson

Idk if Jared is oblivious to Tara flirting or he just doesn't see her like that but Tara and Jared are both beautiful and would totally work together

Abigail wasson

Idk if Jared is oblivious to Tara's flirting or if he just doesn't like her like that

Abigail wasson

No she is just shy and has different opinions disagreeing with someone's standards is not hating child but you do you pooks

Abigail wasson

tara and jared is fire

Zack

Why doesn’t Zach drink ?

Elisabeth

And Jared 😭😭

larissa clark

How come Zach never laughs that hard … I need to see him belly laugh

Cali Dacey

Love yall

Adrianna Birkhimer

Skyler "Lets all go jerk off" Classic lol

OnE

tara and skyler were hatingggg on eachother in thr second half of the video, the tension was real if you look closely

Fabio

pls bring on Dominic Fike

Alexis Dejesus

PLEASE BRING TARA FOR JANUARYS DRUNK EPISODE

autumn🎀

LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

autumn🎀

I adore Tara so much she’s actually like my idol istg

Talita 🇧🇷🇬🇧

Tara is like a miniature Mila Kunis 😂

Main podcast is making me ship Tara and Zach & now patreon is about to make me switch sides to Jared and Tara 😭

Authentically Alissa

i will not take alyssa slander.

It could be just me but when skylar talks it makes me want to crash out 💀

Jason Avila

subbed for tara⭐️⭐️

Anaflor

I want to be in this friend group

Lilred

As Zach says drunk words are sober thoughts and Tara seemed like she wanted to say a lot about being in love with Zach this episode

Kyra Burns

also i love alyssa and tara together!! <333

Leilani

okay so tara got me to finally subscribe and it rlly was worth the money LOL pls bring her back!!!

Leilani

tara is the best person ever

Anaflor

Not a jered but if you’re ever in terre haute lmk 😮‍💨

Hunter

people are talking about tara and zach, which i agree with,, but jared is also pookie

keeahna

alyssa never gets to speak :(

laurn marler

gotta say i’ve never watched dropouts before tara, but i do not like alyssa’s vibe towards her.. it feels like she just judges anything she says, even if it’s normal. idk if it’s just me that noticed that.

Jor

ok auburn mention ❕❕ WDE

lindsey Ruffin

pleaseee have tara on another drunk episode

nichole

Waiting for Tara and Zach to get together

Shridog

Loved this episode

Kylie

i wish alyssa talked a lot more!!

Bri R

my roman empire is tara looking at zach with googly eyes and him winking

mari ramon

we need tara for the january drunk episodeeee!!

megan

i need tara for the january drunk episode PLEASEEEE

abbey

Please bring back this whole group for the next drunk episode. This was the absolute best.

Maria Larson

Oh my god yes!!! Same I was like I have to see them behind the scenes 😂

Drey

literally

matthew miller

Can we bring back Danielle for the next drunk episode?

Haden Vath

jared’s smile is sooo contagious

Erin B

tara is so into zach and i love it. the only reason i downloaded this app.

Reily Tighe

alyssa is so pretty.

kendall

im in love with tara

kendall

🤣🤣🤣😭if Tara was about to get into a fight/conflict with a guy I think I’d have to knock them out onto the side of the street, cuz knowing her she’d put him ina hospital😳🙄

John Pustovalov

We ❤️Skylar

Lauren

Came for Tara LETS GOOOO!

Stomper6

wdym

Melanie

Tara really makes these podcasts 100% better. Her personality just fits in so well with them

America

tara drunk is just how I imagined, not a bad thing she's hilarious!

Abigail

I love Tara Yummy

wil

Was a fun one for sure. Best frontal male I’ve seen was Adam Demos on Sex/Life. 😋

Darlantan

Great episode

Thibault David

why is Zach so hot

adaya

ignoring the fact he kissed her on the cheek as she's drunk lol+it was his idea

Rosa_stars

I love jared and tara

Rosa_stars

I feel like Tara makes Zach uncomfortable at times

Kitty 🖤

Dude the chemistry between Tara and Zach is INSANE

Maya

Tara + Skylar are BOTH amazing on the pod, please have them both way more.

Jenosi

agree but also if you pay attention they all cut each other off I feel like this episode jsut had too many people. I think alyssa needs to come out of her shell a lil more to be able to do group podcasts so maybe start with 3 ppl max with her.

Jenosi

Holy shit she does look like Mila Kunis

Mandy Sommers

Tara needs to join the crew, please please 🥺 please

Rene Hasp

I agree with all the comments about having Tara on a lot more, i resubbed only because you did another podcast with her that was patreon exclusive

BlightBill

I think Tara and I would be besties 😍 & I'm ready at all times too 😜

danielle

Dear dropouts podcast, jeśli to czytasz, oznacza to, że przetłumaczyłeś to w Google, pozwól, żeby to zapadło ci w pamięć, tak, zrobiłeś wszystko, co w twojej mocy, żeby to przetłumaczyć w Google, a jedyne, co widzisz, to tortury kutasów i jąder, a teraz dodam trochę emoji 🤢 💀

aka Bops

right!!!

Amorie Washington

Oh my God Alyssa is stacked

BGG5

this episode was by far my favourite oneeee

meg 🤍

Please have Tara on full time!! I love her! My favorite podcasts of yours are when she’s there :) the chemistry is everything

Shae

Great episode!

Mara Moon

She DOES NOT get the love she deserves😤 stand up for yourself queen!!! I wanna hear what you have to say!!!!💛💛

Asia🌞

Alyssa!! Sex life… yes Brad, has a nice penis on him.. one of the best I’ve seen as well!

Shelby Anderson

hundred percent. I ship

Jesse Montgomery

Mads

ask skylar what bar in athens he worked at i go to uga

elise

100% their podcast would be #1 if she was on full time!

Sasa

Please make Tara a permanent part of the podcast. I rewatch the episodes she's in the most and the chemistry is too good

Sasa

I hope Tara comes more often 🩷

Keyonna

Tara 👏🏼is👏🏼 back!!!! I love her!!

Sophie Sampson

Tara is such a flirt when she’s drunk she flirted with everyone!

Driss.

Tara has to be again and again! The best episodes are when she’s with you!

aoxniznao

Facts💯

Courtney Daniel

I ship Jare and Tara <3

Barry w Watkins

I have a butt dimple

Alexis

Tara is thirsty for Zach 🙈

Lauren

Drunk tara is just flirty tara 😂

Kiana

This episode was so great I just became a member for this episode but I really dislike that Alyssa CONSTANTLY got cut off and never a chance to finish what she was saying like 12 times..

Sammii Johnson☯️

We need more taraaaa<<<3

Asma

Jared and Tara? I like the idea of those two together. 😄 Alyssa is my fav!! She's so cute & funny 😆

Valerie Diaz

Tara needs to come on more often🤩

Brianna

I’ve had a few kids. Because I’ve torn, and been sewn back up, it is tighter, but also more… swollen inside? And yes. More dry 😅.

Whitney

Damn Alyssa got a BODY (in a good way I mean)

DeathClaw13

I need tara in every ep

Sweetsugari

loved this edisode yall 💞

sydney

As a Dane... three shots and you're at a 4(!) ... Damn Great episode! <3

Naja Jørgensen

great episode. I needed a good laugh

Cousin Okri

Jared's perspective on girl on girl got me 🤣💀 also can Tara stay! She like Bailey Sarian and my friend in person the way she knocks out the Titos!🖤

MakDaddy

Imagine Tara and Danielle on a drunk episode together, it would be fire

Flashpoint

I literally relate to Tara so much😂 I feel like im like this when im drunk

Kylarv

Best moment was watching Zach gentle parent Tara about her flirting with jared

POLLYONLINE

Tara definitely has the Mila Kunis resemblance but am I the only one who can see just a little dash of 90s Fairuza Balk too? Or am I crazy? 😅

ThatguyBri

Do yourself a favor and GO WATCH SHRINKING on apple+!!!!!

Tasha K

Drunk episodes are literally the best!

Salvador

I also thought every girl was a little gay 🤷🏻‍♀️

Makayla

If we die we die cheers!

Tasha K

This one was so good lol

Carly Wolosyn

That was a really good drunk episode and Jarad go for it brother

Andrew

Tara putting pressure on our boy has me weak 😂😂 jared we believe in you brother! 😤💪🏽😂

TwoRedshoes

tara is so beautiful and funny! love her

lia lia

Alyssa …. Your hair is 🔥

Stephania Strickland

Tara should be added as the third permanent dropout. Always a great vibe when she's on!

Ed _K

Probably my favorite drunk episode so far. Hoping Tara gets brought on more!

Fei

Yes we will!

Dropouts Podcast

Will you guys have an episode next week on the 24th / 25th?

Samuel Ray

Thank you

Olivia Dobb

Yay

Olivia Dobb

TARAAAA LETS GOO

viv anaya