The Autumn Triad of Pets
Added 2020-11-09 20:07:14 +0000 UTCHello, friends. Right now Barathrumite+ patrons are voting on who will comprise the Autumn Triad of Pets. They will make their decision by Friday, November 13, 11:59 PM PDT. Until the time of that great reveal, we've provided a list of the candidate pitches for you to peruse below.
We will see you soon, friends. Live and drink.
- Once there lived a venerable chute crab, who— No, it's true! Come back!
- Your very own snapjaw retainer
- You got wormsign everywhere
- It floats in the air like a lamprey, wispy decorative fins billowing as the little round fish propels itself
- Who thought to graft a low-quality replacement head to a motorized wagon? What terrible necessity could have birthed... this?
- You, but mechanical
- Ooh, a rare "footed glowpad"
- Standen in service we, Saad, for to claime yon Lunar Throne, thyn by vertu of thy Title
- Some pets are meant to be played with once and then never again
- Baby shoes escaped; still at large
- The tree that Shakesprig wrote about
- He emerged from stratum 29 with a cape of knitted trash. Ten thousand years of culture are now draped across his ass.
- A sea-faring pig
- Five bats
- You snooze, you ooze
- A network of roots
- They may strike rarely, but none may parry
- Spiny dancer
- So endearing was her countenance that none could call her girshling. So, goshling she became.
- A statue
