S&S Cast interviews~

Redmari: Alright, I’m here at the Kimrick ranch, looking around for our victims—I mean participants for our interview. It’s fucking hot out here and I already wanna go hom—Oh! Here’s Wes! Hello, Wes, how are you?

Wes: *sets down feed bags* Great, just on my way to feed some cows! How about you?

RM: Fine but dying, thanks for asking. We have a few questions here for you if you don’t mind! They’re just some generic survey questions, ya know, nothing too hard.

Wes: Oh cool, okay! Shoot.

RM: What’s your third favorite dinosaur?

Wes: *laughs* What an interesting question.. Okay, let me think. First would be the big dude, the T-rex.. Second would be raptors.. Then third.. I guess the flying ones. They’re pretty badass. Tyrano-dactyls? Tyran.. Tera… Petrie from The Land Before Time.

RM: Haha, close enough. Okay question 2, have you been lonely since moving here to Texas?

Wes: Nah, I’m not lonely at all! All the guys that work here are great, we’ve gone to a lot of bars and get togethers. I do miss my girlfriend, though. Hopin’ she’ll get to come visit soon! There ain’t many around here quite like her.

RM: Here’s hoping! Next question, Would you ever consider a threesome with Kimrick and Kylee? Maybe if a raise was involved?

Wes: Pssh I’d do it without the raise. Just kidding, I don’t think Kim would like that very much! *laughs*

RM: Okay, follow up question, would you sleep with Kylee if you didn’t have a girlfriend?

Wes: Hmm. I dunno, I’m not much into guys but he does look kinda feminine. Maybe if I got drunk enough, I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference and go for it *laughs*

RM: Good to know! Okay last question, What was your last steamy dream about?

Wes: Like a wet dream? Good question, I haven’t had one of those in a while. I think there was one maybe two weeks ago of my girlfriend, but she was in like, a sexy music video and had these huge high heels on. I told her about it and she laughed ‘cause we both know she hates heels. But apparently my brain wanted her in them.

RM: That sounds oddly romantic! Welp, that’s all we have time for, have fun with your cow feeding!

Wes: Thanks!

RM: Alright, we’re standing outside the bank right now where we saw Charlie Hunt walk in a little bit ago. By little bit I mean 15 minutes ago. I’m not sure how long he’ll be in there but I’m hoping to ambush him in the next minute or two or we’re fuckin' leaving.. Oh, Mr. Hunt!! Over here!

Charlie: Um, hello.

RM: We just have a few questions to ask you on the way back to your car, if that’s okay?

Charlie: I guess so?

RM: Great! Boxers, briefs or nothing?

Charlie: *stumbles* I, uh.. Well, boxers normally, why? What kind of interview is this?

RM: Don’t worry about it. Next, If you had one superpower, what would it be?

Charlie: I guess, uh, to fly? I think that’s a bit generic but it’d be kinda cool to go wherever you want with that kind of freedom.

RM: That would be cool! Last question, what was the last thing that made you blush?

Charlie: *unlocking car door* Um, I guess when my assistant was describing what.. “docking”? was to me the other day. He goes into detail a bit too much sometimes about things but I’m glad he feels close enough to me that he’s not that shy.

RM: Aw, ain’t that cute. Well, we’ll let you get on your way, that was all we had for you!

Charlie: *gets in car* Um, okay, bye!

RM: So we’re now at the Jack’A Diamonds where we believe Rocko is hanging out. There’s not a lot of people here at the moment and it smells like alcohol and wooden farts. I think I see him over there. There he is! Hello, Mr. Hoyt, how are you doing today?

Rocko: Fine, who the hell are you?

RM: We’re interviewers just looking for answers and we’d like to ask you some things if that’s okay!

Rocko: *shrugs* I don’t care.

RM: Have you found a new job yet since your let go from the Kimrick ranch?

Rocko: Not really, just doing some odd jobs through connections.

RM: Oh that’s good, at least it’s something. So deep down, do you feel even the slightest bit guilty for how you treated Kylee?

Rocko: No. We got into an argument and I punched him. I woulda done the same to anyone and have done it before. Only this time it cost me my job so fuck everyone at that ranch.

RM: I can kinda see your point. Well let’s end on a happy note! What’s your favorite animal?

Rocko: I guess dogs. Ya know, fuck people, I’d rather hang around dogs all day.

RM: Aw, well at least we all have that in common? Alright, enjoy your beer, we’ll get out of your hair!

RM: Okay, we’re back here at the ranch at James Kimrick’s house. It’s around 7 so they should be home, I’m just gonna knock real quick. You know what, they know us by now, let’s just invite ourselves in. *opens front door* Hello? Oh! There you guys are!

*Kimrick and Kylee quickly move away from each other on the couch, both blushing and subtly wiping their mouths*

Kimrick: Not y’all again! You can’t just walk into people’s houses!

RM: No, it’s okay, we’re interviewers, we have all access passes.

Kimrick: That doesn’t even make sen—

RM: Question 1! This one’s for you, Kimrick. What type of guys are you into?

Kimrick: Well, uh.. I guess I normally like the rugged cowboy types but… I've found out that it don't really matter if I mesh well with someone

RM: That’s a good standpoint. Next question! For Kylee, What’s a non-physical attribute of Kim’s that you find attractive?

Kylee: *stares at Kimrick while thinking* Maybe his sense of humor. We both have a kind of dark sense of humor so we find a lot of the same shit funny.

RM: Laughter is important! Next, For Kimrick, What things attract you to Kylee?

Kimrick: I.. I dunno, there are a lot of small things but I think we relate to each other a lot.. Sense of humor, like he said, personalities, personal histories.. It’s just all mixed in, I’m not really sure how to describe it *turns to hide slight blush*

RM: That’s fair. Okay, next for Kylee, if you had to have a threesome on the ranch with 2 people, who would it--

Kylee: Kimrick and Wes.

RM: Wow, no hesitation there, huh?

Kylee: Call it a distant, unrealistic goal of mine.

Kimrick: Yeah, no.

RM: *laughs* Okay, for Kimrick. Would you ever get a tattoo or piercing? If so, what?

Kimrick: I wouldn’t mind getting my ears pierced maybe. But I don’t think tattoos are for me. I get the appeal, for expression, or art or whatever, I just don’t think I’ve ever had a strong desire for one.

RM: Fair enough. Okay these last 5 questions are for both of you. You ready? What are your deepest, darkest, dirtiest secrets?

Kylee: I don’t think I have anything that’s secret. I’m pretty open about anything, I don’t care.

Kimrick: I certainly don’t feel like telling the world my darkest and dirtiest secrets.

Kylee: Would you at least give us a hint?

Kimrick: I don’t… No.. I mean, I guess when I was younger.. I used to jerk off thinking of other guys on the ranch? But I don’t—

Kylee: No fuckin’ way!! That’s too hilarious. I’m gonna have to remember that for my next jerk off session.

RM: Next, what was your first time like? Like who was it with, were you top or bottom, etc?

Kylee: I was bottom to a friend who wasn’t really sure he was gay, bi, straight, whatever. We were 15 and I let him top so he could just pretend I was a girl if he needed. I liked it a lot more than he did but then again I was pretty damn sure I was gay. We didn’t talk much after that and then he moved to Louisiana.

Kimrick: Mine was.. with my first boyfriend and I also bottomed. Mostly just 'cause he was a lil older and more experienced so I let him take the reins, but we would switch it up a lot after that. I think I was 20? I was off at college at the time.

RM: Since you started living together do you know each other’s habits? How well do you work together?

Kylee: We don’t really work together like out on the field unless he finds a job I can handle. Usually I’m just with Charlie. But we’ve gotten used to each other’s habits, I’d say, good and bad. He runs his life on a strict time schedule of when to get up, eat, go to sleep, and all that, so I’ve learned to cope.

Kimrick: Yeah, I’d say your lack of any daily routine pissed me off pretty bad when you first got here. You’d sleep till noon if I let you. And eat leftovers for breakfast.

Kylee: Shit, I still would, who are you foolin’.

RM: *laughs* Okay, who would you sleep with on the ranch? Kylee, you can’t choose Kim or Wes and Kim, you can’t choose Kylee or Dylan.

Kylee: Ooh, if Dylan’s on the table for me then I’d say him. He’s got a pretty nice body.

Kimrick: I guess.. Wes. He kinda reminds me of Kylee in appearance.

Kylee: Was that a compliment about how I look?

Kimrick: No, that’s not what I meant! I just meant that we've already.. ya know, never mind.

RM: Alright last question! Pretty simple: Do you eat ass?

Kylee: I haven’t. One guy ate me out a long time ago but it was awkward ‘cause he wasn’t that good so it wasn’t a huge turn-on for me and I haven’t looked into it anymore than that.

Kimrick: I have before, giving and receiving.

Kylee: What?!

Kimrick: I mean, under the right circumstances, I think it can be kinda sexy… Honestly, I’m just kinda proud that I’ve done something you haven’t done in bed at this point.

Kylee: Fuck you, you make me sound like a slut! ….But I have done way more than you.

RM: Alright! That was all we had for today! I’ll catch you guys on the flip flop, we’ll leave the way we came in, be sure to lock the door next time you decide to start a tongue war in the living room. Buh-bye!