Interview #1

Alright guys, we, Redmari, have sat down with Kylee and Kimrick for an interview asking the important questions. Let's see what happened. (   ͡° ͜ʖ   ͡°)

REDMARI: Hello, boys, I'm glad you took the time today to sit down with us today.

Kylee Price: Sure thing.

James Kimrick: Yeah, not a problem, it's nice to meet you.

RM: Well, we won't keep you long, we just have a 10 question survey that you will each answer in your own words with your own experiences, if that's okay. Oh, and do you mind if we get a little personal?

Kylee: No, I got nothing to hide.

Kimrick: I guess not, but how personal are we talking?

RM: Good! Question one, does size matter?

Kimrick: [slowly gets up to leave] Okay, I don't think this is  very appropriate.

Kylee: [grabs Kimrick's arm to stop him] Would you sit down, you pansy.

Kimrick: I am not, I just don't think...

RM: I apologize, I mean nothing bad by these questions. They're for scientific reasons I can't disclose at this time. They stay between us, I assure you. [slides tape recorder further behind back]

Kylee: Size matters, obviously. Kimrick?

Kimrick: [uncomfortably sits back down] …yeah, maybe. I don't know. I guess not.

RM: Good! Not so hard, right? Next question. What is your top to bottom ratio in bed?

Kylee: About 50/50. I dunno, it depends on who I'm with really. But I have no problem with either job.

Kimrick: …

Kylee: Kim, she asked a question.

Kimrick: I heard her. Top, I guess, I've only been… submissive a few times.

RM: Beautiful. Question 3. What is your favorite sexual position?

Kylee: I don't really have a preference but missionary is always good. Seems kinda awkward if you go doggy style for so long, always just looking at the back of someone's head [laughs]

RM: Or them looking at the back of your head, right? [laughs] Kimrick, what about you?

Kimrick: …Missionary.

RM: Question 4. What is your preferred foreplay? In detail, please.

Kylee: I hate to say, but I don't need a lot of foreplay. Just a minute or so of making out and I'm ready to go, you know? I mean, blowjobs are good too, but I always think I'm gonna run the risk of shooting off of that and then not be able to recharge my batteries, if you know what I mean. Depending on who I'm with.

Kimrick: Just making out is fine.

RM: Can you elaborate a little more, Mr. Kimrick? For science?

Kimrick: [sighs] Just… a lot of touching and feeling, I guess. I try to take my time with those kinds of things and not rush through it all.

RM: Alright question 5. What's your biggest physical turn on and turn off in bed?

Kylee: Biggest turn on is definitely a good body. [laughs] I'm pretty shallow. Biggest turn off would be body hair. Like a lot of it, you know? I can't deal with the wolfmen.

Kimrick: I guess body, too... Or sounds, if that counts, I tend to notice those things.

Kylee: Sounds? Like bodies slapping together?

Kimrick: [flustered] No, like vocal sounds, you idiot…

RM: I'm happy neither of you were shallow enough to say "small penis" for your turn off [laughs]

Kylee: Can I change my answer? [laughs]

RM: Okay question 6. What is your opinion on adult toys in the bedroom? And if you've used any, what were they?

Kylee: Me and my friend Scotty bought a dildo once. We both used it but it wasn't as good as the real thing so we ditched it and just fucked each other. And once a friend and I got ahold of one of those little baby bullet vibrators and got off on that. So the moral of that story is that I guess I would prefer toys that did something rather than just a regular old fake dick.

Kimrick: …I've never used any toys.

Kylee: But would you ever?

Kimrick: I never had a desire to, thank you, so I don't have an opinion.

Kylee: …yet. You don't know what the future brings.

RM: Well, that is true, Mr. Price. Question 7--you guys are doing great, by the way--how long can you normally last in bed? Minutes and/or number of orgasms?

Kylee: If we're talking just sex, and not foreplay or anything, then I guess I'm somewhere in the 3 to 5 minute range? Depending on what we're doing I could maybe last longer. Or shorter. But if we're talking just all night with lots of sex, foreplay, sex, and so on, then I think I hit like, 4 orgasms once in one night with my friend, Deacon.

Kimrick: I guess I'm about the same in performance range, but I haven't tried to go more than one or two rounds in one night.

RM: You two are seeming to have a few things in common! Question 8. What is your preferred masturbation situation? Where do you like to do it, what do you use as an aid, etc.

Kylee: Hmmm, I'll normally try and do it in the bathtub while I'm taking a shower or a bath. I lived in a house with 3 guys and before that with my friend and his family so privacy was pretty rare unless it was a shower. And as for what I use, it's anything really, it's not hard to get me hard [laughs].

Kimrick: I can't believe you're saying all of this.

Kylee: It's for science, she said so. Lighten up.

Kimrick: [groans] ...I guess porn sites help, but I don't get on them much. I hardly ever have time to sit and touch myself so I usually only masturbate if I'm already half hard for whatever reason.

RM: I'm curious why you would be half hard for "whatever reasons".

Kimrick: [blushes] You know, waking up some mornings or rubbing up in your jeans during the day, anything. I don't just walk around getting turned on, okay, it's just the curse of being a man, I can't control it.

RM: Okay, okay, fair enough, I see you have your libido pretty under control. Question 9. Where do you like to be touched, unusual or not? And feel free to get specific, 'dick' won't cut it for an answer.

Kylee: Okay, well dick would be my answer, but if we gotta get specific, the tip of my dick is pretty damn sensitive so if anyone licks or flicks it, I'd lose it. [laughs]

Kimrick: [fidgets] I kind of like giving and getting love bites. Usually on the neck, chest or… right below the naval area.

Kylee: You like getting hickies on your dick?

Kimrick: No, right below the naval, right above the… nevermind.

RM: [laughs] Alright, final question. What is your most awkward sex story?

Kylee: Okay, I probably have more awkward stories than this, but it's the first story that came to mind 'cause it was pretty recent. So my friend and I were fucking in his room, right? He was balls deep inside me and just as we were about to cum, his moans turn into like, sort of a song, I'm not kidding [laughs]. So my boner pretty much dies from sheer awkwardness and paranoia that the whole damn neighborhood was hearing this fuck opera going on.

Kimrick: Did you tell him about it?

Kylee: We joked about it a few days later. But then he kept asking me if we could hook up again and I kept kind of shrugging him off. We're still friends, though.

Kimrick: Wow, well, I don't have any crazy stories like that but once a boyfriend at the time wouldn't get off the phone while we were, uh, in bed.

Kylee: [laughs] Are you serious? You were that boring that he had to be on his phone?

Kimrick: No! It was for work and he was the one that insisted we fuck in the first place. We both still... finished, but it was hard to ignore him checking his phone every 10 seconds [laughs]

RM: That is an awkward situation! Well, you two, I'm glad that we got these answers for the internet and I'm sure we'll see you boys again very soon. You've been great.

Kimrick: Wait, I thought you said this was for science?

RM: Our secretary will see you out. Thanks again, boys!