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David Jesus Chacon Solano

women are all sluts who ditch nice guys like me for assholes #allwomenjustwantbastards

Lewis

No, they are not okay

Jusad

Professional make-up artist.

ReferenceLibrarian

“All my friends are having babies, buying houses and getting married.” Huh? Isn’t that backwards?

Kyle Trimbach

Wait. I missed something. What’s her background?

Kyle Trimbach

Women seem sort of crazy these days but at least they are less violent, they are still less likely to outright attack me, right? I'm going to give them points for being less physically dangerous. I've been married long enough that I cannot remember all the Ls and there weren't that many Ws. That's good news though, I cannot say I miss the drama although things seemed less dramatic when I was in that universe in the 90s.

rsuusa

End of video question's answer: My then-girlfriend (more than a decade ago) and I slept with her cousin and a rando, fast forward a bit I cheated my the girlfriend with said cousin. In her years long paranoia she checked my messages in all my socials and found out. She understandably broke with me. If the crippling pressure of her constant worries could have been a reason why it ended up happening in the first place, it's still a major L. As if it wasn't enough, she's been flirting/sexting with randos in some of her since then boyfriends' backs when she gets bored of her relationship or start to take her partner for granted, and when it happens I can't refrain from thinking it's my fault (thus part of my L).

PyreHat

I had a girl named Astrid give me her number when I was in college. I had never heard that name before and thought she called herself Asterisk. She was apparently living with her parents, because her mother understandably hung up on me when I got her name wrong. Where do we sign up for cards this year?

Kent Holle

Fire video

celticwarrior671

I had a crush on this girl in college and she told me she was a good kisser. I said I'd have to take her word for it I guess. I am still reeling from this one.

Adam Lord

Point of order: Will the bunny be in the Christmas card? Just curious. :) Ahhh, now I read Shft+Enter to add a new line. Well hell, that would have made this a single post. That's really intuitive. I mean, I only made my living for 40 years as a computer programmer. I'd blame Microsoft, but hell even those bastards made it a little more consistent, and every damn version of Word required a re-education camp. Jeez Louise.

ReferenceLibrarian

And thank you. No means No. OK, we can be rule based. Holy shit! You stopped when I said No! Good grief, we do what you say! Women should take this as a good sign, as in there is division of labor in my marriage: She tells me what to do. I do. OK, no more games. (some) women, Wait what? Women don't realize how the male mind works. Ohhhh, what is he really thinking? As if we men operate on the same rules (news flash: the corpus collosum in females is WAY bigger than males). Let me tell you what men are thinking: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. It's defragging our memory. Yeah, annoying, but beats the hell out of Windows.

ReferenceLibrarian

"That's it! Total ban on women until we figure out what the hell is going on!"

m8566

Ahhh, June my darling ("The Long Kiss Goodnight" reference, the great Brian Cox). Now I'm going to sound sexist as all hell, but the 'off the shoulder' look, awesome. Killer look in the ad too (yes watched it) lipstick / dress perfect pairing. Almost as if you had a background in.... Oh, wait, yeah, point taken. Thanks for the 'L' explanation (I go on Medicare in six months, so clueless). Makes me glad to be autistic as all hell, because sheesh, what neurotypicals go though! (I've been married for 40 years. The secret? Don't kill each other. Just that easy). Oy gevalt. My body count? 2. Spent six months on the couch for that second one. Love the Nintendo background track.

ReferenceLibrarian

Wasn't this video posted already on YouTube a few hours ago? Reverse early access I suppose? ;P

Mitch Connor

My biggest fumble was in college. I had become fairly good friends with a girl over the course of the semester and after I finished the final I noticed she was waiting outside. We started talking and she asked if I had plans for later that day. I told her I was probably going to go try this new pizza place that had opened by campus. She said " Oh I loooove pizza". I told her that I would let her know how it was next time I saw her.

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