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Tauhid Bondia
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DOES WHATEVER A HUMAN CAN

My driveway has an overhang that spiders love to start their webs in. They never get to finish them because they constantly get Godzilla'd by people coming in and out of the house. In fact I have special technique that I use in the hot months when coming home or leaving. I throw my hands in front my body in a wide karate chop, like an insane person, just to knock down any webs before they can touch my face. 

DOES WHATEVER A HUMAN CAN

Comments

"If I can just snare ONE of those big clumsy apes I'll be set for life!"

Yer pal Mikey

Yeah the neighbors talk about that.

Jeannie Bodney

On one hand, at least the web wouldn’t be on your face. On the other hand, just touching a web is enough to make me think a spider is on me for the rest of the day.

Brian

Put some mint in the overhang, spiders hate mint

Forest-Lark


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