How centaurs have fun
Added 2024-12-09 03:21:44 +0000 UTC
They wait until you go to bed and when the light in your window finally goes out, the horses start their dirty business.
She thought it was just another sucker, but she was wrong. He's really cool.
- Petrov!
- Oh! I'm sorry, Marya Ivanovna!
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- And what are we going to do now, Petrov?!
- Excuse me, I forgot...
- Did you forget your head at home, Petrov?
- No...
- Step back! Can't you see me waving my tail at you?!
- I'm sorry... Tell me, Marya Ivanovna, what do you think? Did you like it?
- Oh, what have I not seen there!
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- * Sighs* Okay, bring a rag and napkins, you'll clean up what you've done here.
- OK...
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- And so that on Wednesday without delay, do you understand me?
- Yes, Marya Ivanovna...
- And don't forget to take the rubber... I didn't know you were such a slob!