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Chapter 110: Quality of life

Calvin stepped out of the Unqua on the other side of The Crack, stretching his back as he was able to stand up. Riding triple was cramped.

“So the first thing we need to address is weapons and armor.” Calvin said, rolling his neck. “Can’t have quality of life without preserving it first. Especially if we’re gonna walk everyone out of here without incident.”

“And how do you propose we go about arming everyone?” Rufe asked, glancing around. “There isn’t exactly a lo...

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Chapter 109: Welcome Party

“Surprise!” Rufe said, waggling his fingers in front of their tent, along with Sal, Loren, and a handful of others. There were very few women there, and those that were, well, ‘tough’ was a pretty good start toward describing them, but didn’t quite cover it.

Calvin dropped into a fighting stance, arms raised. Kala just blinked.

“Sorry to startle you - Happy one week anniversary!” Rufe made a little toot on a bone whistle. “Drinks!”

Rufe produced ston...

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Chapter 108: Escape Plans


In the beginning, the Ravagers were volunteers, patriots who understood the value of adversity. Over time though, the Treatment was considered more of a punishment than a necessary evil, and the core attitude of the Ravagers began to shift. Criminals and political prisoners were used by the Harbingers, rather than those of noble spirit.

- That was a mistake.

Carl Daley was sitting at the Admin terminal, feet up on the desk idly watching the ebb ...

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Utilities went long. I.O.U. Saturday.

Went to new apartment to do the final check before we move in. turned into a mad scramble around town to get our utilities turned on. very Little writing got done. I’ll add Saturday to the rotation to make up for it.

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“I’m going to enjoy their clumsy fumbling.” Nadia said, rubbing her hands together eagerly, sincerely hoping for some kind of awful, horrific accident. It was unlikely, given how simple humping was. It would take a couple of total morons to mess it up, but Nadia knew a pair, and she was sure they’d give it their damndest.

Suddenly the view of the Gadveran princess walking down the hall went black.

“What the fuck!”

“Which is more important?” Elliot’s voice cam...

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Chapter 107: Risk Free*

Most of its life had been spent without a body.

A shifting amorphous mass drifting through the ocean of it’s brethren.

It made itself Predator to avoid becoming Prey. It made itself Prey to fool other Prey. So much of its own thought processes were consumed with what it was, and how that could benefit it, it left little time for other thoughts.

One moment, shifting, reacting, it had followed a prey into this…matterspace. A place where things had distance fr...

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Chapter 106: Muscle Wizard

“I hate this.” Maya muttered beside Baroke, poking the meager fire with a stick. They had to keep it small on account of the entire nation searching for them.

“I know, but it’s not gonna be much longer.” Baroke said, patting her back. “Either we’ll get away soon or we’ll be dead soon.” He gave her a grin and a thumbs-up before putting his freezing hand back in front of the fire. The other one was occupied with stopping the bleeding in his stomach.

“How can you be ...

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monster-based Spell suggestions

Abyssal Alchemy is going to need some spells, and I've only got eh...2 or 3 in mind. let me give you an example to establish a theme:

The refraction spinner creates spatial blades using its hands.

So a force blade spell uses a shrunken, perfectly preserved (I.E. Still Living) hand from the monster, the caster replicates it at full size, along with a bit of Refraction vitriol through the thing's Bent Veins to stimulate it.

poof, out pops a dimension blade.
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Abyssal Alchemy Suggestions

This time let's get ahead of the curve by taking ideas before i desperately need them


Abyssal Alchemy is a form of alchemy that's geared specifically toward extracting magical juices out of monsters and combining them into spell-like effects. I thought about adding a bonus to regular alchemy/chemistry but decided that would be too op without spending an Ability on it. so here's the first couple abilities off the top of my head:


Abilities:

Chemistry: Ab...

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Chapter 105: Abyssal Alchemy

“Then you got the refraction spinner,” Rufe said, ticking off another one of his fingers.

“Looks like a floating ball of arms weaving glass between them. Clear glass that diffracts the light. ‘course, the glass isn’t actually there, it’s just the squirrely bastard fucking with reality. Careful not to get too close, those diffractions will tear you to shreds. It doesn’t care about how tough you are, the thing simply makes it a fact that your limbs are sepa...

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Monsters from the siphon

I’m going to spend a couple chapters with the focus shifted and when I come back next week, I need some more unique, bone-chilling, nightmare fuel monsters for The Filter.

Calvin‘s gonna go Hunting.

I’m looking for monsters with impossible physics, weird biology, Or just spooky as hell.

the fractal mimic being a good example of all three, actually.

As always, monsters that don’t find a home immediately may still get their day in the sun when I dig through th...

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Chapter 104: Miss Behavior

“Alright, here’s what I’ve got.”

Show me the list.

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

What?

Meditation has reached level 25! Please choose two from the list of Abilities and mutations

Abilities:

Disconnect: Allows the user to disconnect from their senses and the flow of time.

Sherl*ck vision: Plan your moves o...

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Chapter 103: The Most Attractive Lure

“I’ve been meaning to ask something, we’ve just been so busy trying to stay alive, or save our country, or fix your mistakes…” Kala said as they approached the fishing spot the filter-dwellers had marked out, just outside their long narrow tunnel, chosen specifically to prevent dangerous monsters from attacking their little village.

“What did you wanna ask?” Calvin asked, ignoring the ‘mistakes’ bit. Elani knew he made plenty.

“What was your deal at the first ball...

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Chapter 102: Pee-conomics

“Look, another Ilethan scum attacking your family,” the Wise Man said, pointing at the soldier stalking toward his mother and sister, a lecherous gleam in their eyes. “Protect them.”

Baroke didn’t hesitate.

With a single breath he drew and fired, launching a thick arrow out of his bow and catching the bastard in the chest.

Thank the gods I got to them in time, Baroke though, heaving a sigh of relief, his limbs drooping with exhaustion. People had been tr...

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Meditation Ability suggestions.

It snuck up on me that Calvin's Meditation is going to go up, and pretty quickly at that, and we have very few actual choices for him to take.

We NEED MOAR...

Although the Bent regeneration is getting pretty appealing at lvl 20+

Abilities:

Disconnect: Allows the user to disconnect from their senses and the flow of time.

Useful for demon summoning, battles of Will with eldritch abominations, or retaining your sanity after a thousand...

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Chapter 101: Catch a Break

  

“Calvin?”

Calvin’s insects flinched away from the creature as it started calling his name. it must have heard Kala say it.

Taking that as a sign that invoking his name could ward him off, it started saying it repeatedly, all the three-inch Kala’s voices along the creature’s body rose up as each of them began calling out his name, adding high pitched, chittering noises that resolved into his own name if he paid enough attention.

“Calvin!”

<...

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Chapter 100: Fractal Mimic

  

***Matthias, Master Illusionist/Healer***

“How’s your temperature?” Matthias asked, putting the back of his hand on Suppan’s head. She felt normal, thank the gods.

“Stop worrying, I’ve got twelve endurance, and I’m not some frail old woman.” Suppan said, slapping his hand aside. “I’m a Legend.”

“A legend with a hole in her heart.” He said. “There’s every possibility some sickness rode in on the dagger, and my illusionary flesh...

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Chapter 99: Darkness

  

System update completed.

An inhuman voice startled Calvin out of a dreamless sleep. Calvin’s eyes opened to a vast ocean of nothingness. His lungs sucked in air like he’d been drowning, pulling cold, harsh air across a throat sore from screaming.

He immediately started coughing, his lungs overwhelmed with the sheer density of the Warp in the air. After a second he was able to control his breathing, but it felt like he was b...

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Give me some ideas before tomorrow.

So I mentioned that Elliot made some modifications to Calvin's System, I want to do maybe 1-3 of these, and I want them to have a kind of cost-benefit. He loses and gains something.


for example:Changes the System to allow him to pay 5 Warp during a break to add a Sub-Skill (beyond the eighteen) that provides a lower correciton and half the Abilities/Mutations.

Suggestions welcome, just make sure they kinda change the basic system and have some kind of cost or penalty t...

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Chapter 98: Every Hole is a Goal

  

***Elliot***

“Thank you, dear lord baby Jesus,” Elliot muttered as the shaking stopped, his knuckles white around the thumb drive. As he watched the ceiling for any sign of renewed shaking. Earthquakes were uncommon in space, unheard of on soscath, and rare on the surface of Marconen, so Elliot had never truly experienced a bad one.

All his metaphysical shit was scattered all over the metaphysical place. The microwave had detached from the wall, dangling fro...

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Chapter 97: Sight, Sound, and Fury

  

All right, Calvin thought as he stripped out of his ridiculous outfit, taking a moment to light the damnable puff on fire before tossing it aside.

One of the Guys.

Calvin calmly assessed the situation while his bones shifted, and skin darkened.

We’ve got four people, most likely legends, but not quite as good as Karen, so sixth or seventh Break. They’ve obviously been hired to hunt me down by Maruk becaus...

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I'm Alive!

I'm finally sitting down to write after a series of long days spent loading boxing into and out of a 20ft u-haul in below 0  weather, and it's fairly obvious there's not enough time/energy to be able to write a whole chapter today.

Tomorrow, however, my schedule is clear, I've got energy drinks, and a place to sleep, so I'll tack whatever I get done today onto tomorrow's work. The question I want to ask you is this:

Do you prefer one giant chapter or two normal ones tomorrow...

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Chapter 96: Fun Party

  

“Raise your chin.” Kala said, adjusting Calvin’s collar and the weird puff thingy underneath it. Calvin hadn’t bothered to learn the name. He’d been having too much fun – Been too dedicated to training his new spell – to pay much attention to the goings on recently. For this particular ball, he was going to smile and look good when Kala introduced him, then find a quiet seat in the corner where he could close his eyes and go back to Shadow Boxing.

“Now...

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Chapter 95: Schrodinger’s Balls

  

+1 Endurance, Strength, Kinesthetics.

Shifting has reached level 8!

Shifting has reached level 9!

….

This party’s gonna suck.

Calvin dragged himself down the hall from the exercise yard towards his bed. After a week of scraping together cash by the skin of his teeth, they had finally caught a break.

Well, not exactly. Kala ...

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Chapter 94: Calvin and Company

  

Elliot sat in front of a large oblong table of dark wood, interlacing his fingers in front of him as he glanced between the microphones on his left, with little placards that said ‘VP of Human Relations,’ and ‘Head of Engineering’, and the one on his right, with a placard that read ‘Chief Operations Officer”.

“Good afternoon, and thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend this weekly meeting of Calvin Incorporated, LLC. I think we ...

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Chapter 93: Sparring above your weight

  

***Jinnei***

“What are we gonna do with all these ships, Ma – sir?” Kip asked as Jinnei was posing dramatically at the stern. She preferred he call her sir. Felt more captain-y.

She looked out at the dozens of ships sailing in front of them in a tight cluster, under her watchful eye.

“We’re going to make the largest pirate fleet the world has ever known,” she said, her chest puffed up.

“Really?” Kip asked, brow raised.

“Fuck n...

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Need some abilities for Shifting

I've already got a few I plan on taking, I need some to fill up the numbers. Utility abilities that expand the use of Shifting are welcome. If you can think of a mutation, go for it. Here's a list of what I've got already:


  abilities:

Sliding Shift: Mass may be freely moved back and forth for the duration, to the limit of Shifting.

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Chapter 92: Shifting

  

“And that’s the deal.” Calvin said to the assembled people he had any respect for. And Nadia.

Baroke, Kala, Nadia, Ella, Grant, and Ghulad the engineer all sat around the fire in a semi-circle.

“I’ve got one point of Warp left, and I’d like to learn a skill to expand my abilities or shore up some weaknesses.”

“You could learn Lumomancy, or Phasing” Kala said. “I don’t have the Skills, but I learned the basics under my tutor. They’re...

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Next Skill suggestions

I'm waffling between a support skill like Drafting or Chemisty, or a new skill to unlock another kind of magic.


So, as usual, suggestions welcome. Inherently powerful win-buttons like time control magic generally won't make it into the story.

This time, if you can come up with an entire Skill that I think is awesome, It'll make it into the story as a suggestion. If it's absolutely perfect, I'll probably pick it.

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Chapter 91: A Quiet Morning

  

“Calvin?” Ussein said, frowning. He glanced at Calvin’s wasps. “The Wasp?”

“Seems kind of self-evident.”

He looked Calvin up and down.

“They said you were Malkenrovian. And sixteen.”

“Seventeen.”

“Some kind of disguise Skill?”

“Something like that.”

“Huh. Kala said you were going to slaughter the people out there, but I fail to see how you’re going to manage that when the best you can do is prick my...

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