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....So that didn't work out as I intended. Beyond people popping in every half hour to wish me a happy birthday and nonsense like that, having to be out of bed while recovering because of them constantly, especially certain idiots that open up the windows complaining about the heat...because I have the heating on...because I have a cold....

My cold just ramped up pretty bad, Honestly, it's all like, 'Think you can get away with fucking my mother Jord, think you can get away with ntr'ing...

Jordinio Version - Chapter 31.1

You know, something she'd noticed about Jord, was his odd tendency to bring up almost the most random topics.

And getting everyone else caught up in his weird pace.

While it made her stomach with Butterfree due to him actually thinking of her in that way and bringing it up with her…Misty also had to admit, she had no idea why he was thinking of her like 'that' exactly.

A skimpy string suit leotard swimsuit, that she got, she was a water pokemon trainer after all and she lo...

Update

Right, it's officially my birthday now, and 1 AM...29 years old, one year closer to death. Or I would be, if I weren't me and therefor immortal because I'm so awesome.

I'll be spending the day more or less in bed though, because I went out to get a happy ending massage earlier and do some shopping, try and clear my cold up a bit...only to get caught in a downpour and rinsed right through and make it worse. It's a good thing I'm immortal and don't need to worry about pneumonia cuz I went...

Anko Lemon

So, I'ma let you guys decide on the general scope of this lemon. That being, the positions and such. I'll put a list of them to choose from. That isn't to say only the top will win or such, this is just to get a feel for what seems to appeal to you guys more.

But beyond that, feel free to make suggestions in the comments under the poll.

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 44.1

It wasn't long later, after Isobu had broken down Orochimaru's left over chakra and directed it into Anko's chakra network to meld with her own and become hers, that the genin and future Hokage returned to the conscious world.

To find a purple haired bombshell of a vixen gyrating on his lap.

And not in the sexy way.

Well, still in the sexy way because Anko was just that damn sexy that most things she did, like breathing looked erotic.

But she wasn't currently trying to...

Systematic Soul - Chapter 1.2

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope.

Not just nope, but hell FUCKING NO!

The little soul munching lizard was actually kind of cute, but a soul devouring spider half the size of himself? And he was pretty damn tall for his age….

…He had trouble sometimes with common house spiders not even as large as his palm, never mind this thing!

'Run!' he told himself.

Yet despite that and despite the terror he felt upon witnessing the leathery black eight legged beast from hell,...

Systematic Soul - Chapter 1.1

His chest ached, his lungs struggling with every moment to exhale just a little bit of breath and then take it back in.

Tears blurred his eyes making his vision blurry. Granted, not that he would be able to see much of anything even if they weren't washing over his iris'. The thick black smoke cloying at his throat and swirling throughout the building in amongst red hot flames.

Fucking terrorists man.

It was sad, pathetic really. All he could do was sit here and moan and gro...

Bleach Waifu Poll

So, Im'a ask what girls are your favourites in Bleach. Personally for me, my favourite is actually between Orihime and Yoruichi. A lot of people don't like Orihime, but I always enjoyed her. She felt refreshing to me when I watched Bleach the first time in comparison to....Hinata. Sure, she was crushing hard on Ichigo and needed him to rescue her a few times, but she was never a frontline combatant, she was a support type and she played that role well, beyond that, while she had all of the tr...

Poll 2 Of 2

Right, with the poll about what you'd prefer to start with out of the way, let's talk actual Zanpakuto.

What kind of Zanpakuto would you like to see the most?

Poll 1 Of 2

So, I'm gonna ask you guys two questions through two different polls. The first one is pretty simple and to the point. Bleach wise, what would you rather start with. A Hollow Mask or a Namelezz Zanpakuto: Asauchi.

To be exact, either or gives access to either a hollow or Shinigami's abilities and starting with either would not stop you from getting the other later down the line.

Hollow Mask: The basic hollow package, soul munching to get stronger, cero, possible regeneration etc, ...

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 43.2

Honestly, it was kind of hard to really think that through properly at the moment.

And not because he was all that hungry for more of Orochi-pedo's chakra for a decent boost.

But again, because of the gorgeous, voluptuous, half naked bombshell currently situated in his lap.

Who not to subtly began to grind her full ass into his crotch.

Ah grind, such a beautiful word. It could encapsulate not only his pursuit of strength and ever constant growth, but the wonderful moti...

Who Is Best Girl?

There is no context, only culture will allow you to answer this question. Also, going to try and get some updates out tonight.

Chapter 42.2 Mistakes

Sorry guys, there was a few mistakes in the latest upload, particularly when I was uploading it  I got a few parts mixed up and ended up adding a couple in multiple times and missing one or two. That's been corrected now.

To Daiki Or To Anko?

Within Anko's Cursed Seal, the shade of Orochimaru has roughly 20k chakra more or less. Should that go to Daiki, or to Anko?

The decision is yours guys.

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 43.1

After paying their bill at the dango shop they left the building behind, which was really more Anko's bill than Daiki's, because man did she eat a lot of dango.

Well, at least he knew where her massive knockers came from, they were sponsored by dango.

They headed for his home after that, and as soon as as they were over the threshold, Daiki wasted no time in activating the multitutde of seals he'd placed over the property.

Well, the ones that weren't already active.

He...

Systematic Shinobi - Pony Ride

Since there was such a negative reaction to clapping Kurenai, I'll let you guys decide on if Anko should get a clapping or not.

Pokemon: Jordinio Version - Chapter 30.2

Misty released a pleasant sigh as she towelled off her damp her. The dirt, grime and sweat that had accumulated on her skin on the way to Vermillion City finally being washed clean and making her feel less yuck.

She wasn't a girly girl like any of her sisters, but that didn't mean she liked smelling utterly rank and covered in grime for long periods of time.

…And it had been a long, long time.

They'd been in Vermillion City two days now she'd only just now had the time to ...

Pokemon: Jordinio Version - Chapter 30.1

'Shut up, my Wartortle could totally crush that pansy looking Blastoise!'

Gary's reply minutes after I messaged him, was predictably funny. He didn't really seem to have a response to finding that many of the Squirtle line.

Of course, he probably wasn't wrong about that either. That Wartortle was a monster after all, a pay to win super beast trained for months by Gary before he even started his journey and then roided up on dozens of TM's the day they set out on their journey toge...

Pokemon: Jordinio Version - Chapter 29.2

Before I could saddle up on my pokemon and fly off into the sunset to go wake up some peacefully sleeping ancient and very much endangered pokemon, beat them up and capture them to keep as my pets to show off with.

There were two things I needed to do.

The first, was to pay a visit to the local pokemart. For one, I needed a new saddle. One for Pidgeot like Fearow.

Today would be the first time I flew on him properly now that he had finally fully evolved and recovered and not...

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 42.2

"You're something else, you know that brat?"

"I could say the same about you."

The pair of them, Daiki and Anko were currently seated in a private booth at the back of a small dango shop.

A favourite of the snake users.

Anko sat directly across from the teen, lounging across the soft upholstery. The booth was large enough to sit four people, on either side of the table within, large enough that the purple haired woman could lean back comfortable, one leg crossed beneat...

Pokemon: Jordinio Version - Chapter 29.1

"Drooooo!"

The morning after I broke my knuckles on my new Dragonite's face and lay the beat down of the year on him and Gyarados, the air was sliced the howl of a roaring dragon.

Zipping through the air rapidly, Dragonite lashed out with a clawed fist sparking with electricity.

His opponent, not even half the pseudo legendary pokemon's size shot forward, ducking under the blow, white light exploding from his feet and enhancing his speed.

Charmeleon evaded the Thunderp...

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 42.1

He only had eight days before old man Hokage took over his training, which left Daiki with literally only a week to work down the massive list of things he had to learn.

It wasn't very long at all.

Even with his abuse of the shadow clone training method, it was all but impossible to finish up the entire list.

Granted, that was half because a lot of his clones were busy working away at developing the seal to squish Shisui's Sharingan inside his Shinkugan after the breakthroug...

Danmachi: Is It Wrong To Devour Monsters In The Dungeon - Chapter 9.1

Waking up to Hestia snuggled up against me, completely nude, was a whole new experience for me, I have to admit.

Sure, I've dated a few girls and slept with a lot more than that and waking up in bed with one isn't anything new.

But it's completely different with Hestia.

For one, attractiveness wise, she's on a whole other level from normal girls back home. Granted, girls on average here seemed to be more attractive, but Hestia is on a higher level still.

Then again, sh...

Danmachi: Is It Wrong To Devour Monsters In The Dungeon - Chapter 8.2

They barely crossed the threshold of the ruined church they called home, before Hestia found herself swept up into Caelan's arms.

His hands went straight to her backside, taking two greedy handfuls over her dress and hauling her up into the air as if she weighed as much as a feather.

A squeak left her mouth, that was completely drowned out by her first childs lips pressing over her own and smothering it.

Instinctually, she parted her own lips allowing his tongue to enter her...

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 41.2

In the end, there really was only one option for Daiki to choose.

He accepted the mission.

A half an hour later he found himself walking through the streets of Konoha on his way back home. He could have made it back within less than a minute if he wanted, but he was in no rush at the moment and his thoughts were heavy.

'Maybe accepting it was the wrong choice?' he mused, stroking his chin in thought as he absently walked down the street, anyone in his way giving him a wide b...

Update

So...probably not what you guys were hoping for. But since the last time I updated you guys, a ton of shit happened. 

Starting with my grandad falling again literally hours after I posted the last update, and me needing to go up to the hospital to sit with him because the care staff were so busy. Came back after he got released, only for my aunt to be going on holiday and so I need to take care of my nephew.

Fair enough you know. 

So he kept me busy and all. Stress...

Update

Sorry lads, possible ladies and apache helicopters, meant to get the next part of shinobi done by now with the poll now ended. Been in a bit of a bad mood that detracted from writing and had me stressed out though cuz my grandad took a fall in his care home the other day and fractured his back, had to go to the hospital. He's out now, but suffice to say, I've been in a pissed off mood with the care workers and worried, not to mention the damn cold had kept me from the gym all week.

Than...

Class Extended - Chapter 2.2

Entering the 'abandoned' church, was a lot less intense than Duff expected.

For one, no alarms went off or anything, there wasn't anyone standing guard at all and even tense as he was, ready to make a bolt for escape the second anything went wrong….nobody even reacted to him much at all.

He passed by another couple exorcists in the halls, but beyond giving him a nod, they didn't say a word to him.

'These people are seriously incompetent.' the teen mused, pausing in his ste...

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 41.1

A period of silence filled the air between Hokage and subordinate for a few moments.

Hiruzen seemed to be quite at ease with it, but after a minute of the man saying nothing else after the discussion about Lee and Tsunade, Daiki found himself shifting slightly.

He wished the old man would stop beating around the bush and get to the point of why he called Daiki here after the end of the prelims.

"Patience is a virtue you know." the old man commented finally after another minu...

Systematic Shinobi - Chapter 40.2

There was a stunned silence that greeted Daiki when he made his way back into the large room the prelims were taking place in.

The bottom floor, which before the final fight had taken little damage was riddled with craters, spider web cracks and piles of debris.

Many a paled, shock filled face met his gaze when his eyes swept over the room. Specifically the likes of Ino and Shikamaru who were amongst the weakest gathered within the room couldn't hide the disturbed looks they had a...